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AYO you filthy Nusois animals, the SHARTY is BACK this weekend and it’s gonna be a certified ’isasterpiece
Doors open at 9. Pants optional. Brain cells strongly discouraged.
The walls are already plastered with 47 layers of RARE PEPE posters >yes, including the rare ones from the lost 2016 archives. The ceiling? Covered in SOYJAKS. Every corner has a different variant staring at you in pure disappointment: the GEEEEEG ^Cob Son, the Chudjak, the GigaChad Soy pointing directly at your life choices.
Last party someone tried to do the Griddy and accidentally triggered a chain-shart that painted the entire bathroom like abstract art. We just hung a new Frog poster over the stain and called it “The Birth of Venus… but make it COBpoop.”
Bring:
NIGGERS FAGGOT FNF PEDO AND MORE OBSESSED ‘HARTYCUCKS(or don’t, we’re not your mum janny)
If you see a Soyjak crying in the corner… that’s just Kevin. Leave him be, he’s having the time of his life.
THE SHARTY AWAITS. COME GET YOUR SOUL TAKEN AND YOUR STOMACH RUINED.
See you there, Nusoi GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG


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