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>be soot but with higher IQ
>create the shitty
>put ads on the shitty.party
>claim disability/wellfare check to survive
>create soygem passes but paid to get some money
>don't sell the shitty and ban kuz and his goons (and his """"w"""" goons)
>survive on budget food and budget servers for a few years
>gf leaves him (canon event probably)
>get a job offer from palantir (nu google) or whatever
>get gooder girlfriend
>win



<real life soot

<create the shitty
<be a pissbaby chudcel
<run out of money
<quit to focus on college
<fail college
<lose girlfriend
<fall to nigger weed
<and alcohol
<get offered admin on the shitty but refuse anyway because he's a pissbaby chudcel
<now working at a dead end wageslave job

he really lost hard

 β„–16099608[Quote]

Oldchads wouldn’t put up with this bullshit lol

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unfortunately epstein was already dead so he couldn't sell it to him

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>>be soot but with higher IQ
>>create the shitty
>>put ads on the shitty.party
>>claim disability/wellfare check to survive
>>create soygem passes but paid to get some money
>>don't sell the shitty and ban kuz and his goons (and his """"w"""" goons)
>>survive on budget food and budget servers for a few years
>>gf leaves him (canon event probably)
>>get a job offer from palantir (nu google) or whatever
>>get gooder girlfriend
>>win
>
>
>
><real life soot
><create the shitty
><be a pissbaby chudcel
><run out of money
><quit to focus on college
><fail college
><lose girlfriend
><fall to nigger weed
><and alcohol
><get offered admin on the shitty but refuse anyway because he's a pissbaby chudcel
><now working at a dead end wageslave job
>
>he really lost hard

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>>16099608
they literally did put put with ads and paid passes doe so meds

 β„–16099643[Quote]

>>16099623
I’m talking about soyjak posters, they didn’t trust soot to do anything because they thought he was a glowchad

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>>16099643
I'd trust more a site that puts ads and does nothing else than a site that datamines and doesn't put ads. the datamining shit wasn't fully unironic doe. also goycattleim would have put up with it anyway

 β„–16099688[Quote]

>be soot but with even higher IQ
>create the shitty
>dont allow degeneracy to create a safespace from 4chan
>find friends (ideally international) to help run the website whilst he goes to university
>get a high paying job to fund the sharty as a side business
>create a beneficial deal with KolymaNET which allows you to use their software without having kuz own the site
>gf leaves him (canon event probably)
>using the clout from Kolyma, turn the shitty into a profitable business
>get gooder girlfriend
>win

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>>16099688
wouldn't this make him doll 2?

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>>16099677
Too little users back then to even make significant revenue from ads

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>>16099693
Doll wisest choice was leaving the hard stuff to others, giving him more time to manage the community

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>>16099701
doll's* fuck my esl life

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>>16099688
>>create a beneficial deal with KolymaNET which allows you to use their software without having kuz own the site

broski kolymaNET was a larp company it's literally just 'cord group larping

 β„–16099755[Quote]

>be soot with highest iq
>don't create the shitty
>stay in college
>get degree
>keep girlfriend
>get a stable job, not extravagant, but high paying nonetheless
>girlfriend is now wifey
>get house
>get car
>get a kid
win

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>>16099739
A larp company that had competent software developers

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>>16099756
Because Carter’s family is rich

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>>16099755
the only true victory because any other possibilities here would've probably had this site ruined by 'cord and xitter troons anyway



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