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theres this girl trying to manipulate me into this whole "good boy" is clearly hitting on me and its bothering me. shit all i can do is tell her to stop but she wont. how to get her to stop should i like scare her away or dont know dont shower for 4 months so she goes away cs of stench help me never been in this situation DAMN NEVER EVEN REALLY TALKED TO GIRLS IN THAT MATTER

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tell her you hate niggers and kikes

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>>16095421
already did that she does NOT CARE, its the whole i can fix him nonsense im going feral

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Quote her posts with jartycuck songs

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Also post slopjaks of terrifying variety

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>>16095424
might try it..

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>>16095426
im already reacting to her shit with slopjaks gifs she is a menace, and still clings around its truly hell

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you should say you've been seeing other girls (it has to be plural) because they look better than her and you spend more of your time with them. she'll have a meltdown then you ignore her.
if she's one of those "im just a girl" pinterest types say you're into a juggalo bitch. if she's one of those alt tiktok bitches tell her you're into a blonde maga chick. just think of whatever girl she would hate or be jealous of.

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>>16095429
What is your problems with her?

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made up chud incel fantasy: the thread

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>>16095430
thats the thing, she knows damn well im not really seeing anyone

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Whats stopping you from just dating her?

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>>16095434
everyday, irl and online too it is REAL and HELL

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>>16095418 (OP)
Why don't you date her? Are you a faggot?

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>>16095437
I don't want to be infantilized in a relationship, not my thing and shes just trying to push it on me

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>>16095418 (OP)
Post 'cado

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pretend you're a faggot

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>>16095440
dude i js dont want to be infantilized when dating and shes js pushing it on me its

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>>16095446
okay actually good idea, ill fuck morals for a bit and maybe shell believe

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>>16095440
Shes a dommy mommy whos trying to turn op into xer pet

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>>16095450
'cadomaxx

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>>16095453
OP is actually gay if he doesn't find that hot

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Tell her about soyjak party kulchur or 40k that scares foids more than being a fat tranime negro

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>>16095458
ID RATHER BE THE ONE ON TOP IG ITS JUST NOT MY THING TO BE A PET ,,

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>>16095459
the fact is that she knows bout sp pretty well and i really hope she will see this thread at this point and realise shes retarded and should stop

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tell her to stop because its making you uncomfortable and if she doesnt you can give her rape allegations

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>>16095462
Ts shit is fake. Theres no foids in the sharty

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>>16095462
then tell xer about 40k lore, i can give you a decent copypasta to memorize and speak so xe runs away

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>>16095467
i mean she js goes there, look at the images, and leave. shes one of the self proclaimed "femcel" bums

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>>16095472
AIGHT ILL BE GRATEFUL

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>>16095464
uncomfortable dosent work, all she tells me about me being uncomfortable is "noncon" noncon my ass bitch if you try something ill not be scared to snitch, theres js this thing that where i live women are treated really different when sexual assult cases. yk man did it, FUCKING DHKSHUAASALHAKDJAGHSDA DEATH ROW!!!!!!! ROT IN JAIL!! and when woman did it its just purely, aw shes a nice girl tho, she wouldnt do that fml

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Why don’t you just beat her up

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>>16095418 (OP)
I know this might make you look like a fuggen feewdis, but I'm afraid it's the most efficient one. I think you have to spam her with DNB

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>>16095490
i dont wanna even touch her with a ten foot pole

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>>16095492
might try,,

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>>16095495
Nigga it’s a women how are you weaker than her

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>>16095476
>Okay, so, everything starts in the M25. Humanity was a gemmy aryanheaven full of magic and kino technology until the eldar, aka, racist gooner elves formed the equivalent of the bloody jardee and they gooned so hard they created gooner admin 6 and so slaanesh, good of gooning was born. Xe ate the eldar and made a huge ass rift in the middle of the galaxy known as the great rift. Humanity was separated because warp storms since humans need to traverse the warp which is a brimstone niggerhell full of demons and shit otherwise they'd take 90381 gorillion years to go to the neighbor planet. So with these fat warp storms they cant traverse the warp and they stop being communicated with each other. Then, the alien allies of the human federation use this to turn human planets into DNB, causing the age of strife, dismantling the human federation. So ok then in M30 some turkaryan bvll called the Emperor spawned from modern day turkey making a soy war for the control of earth trying to reconquer it from the technobarbarians. He was also a reddit atheist

That should be enough

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Pretend to have aids

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>>16095499
Ts is tuff aspiedeity

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>>16095498
IM NOT WEAKER i just dont wanna touch her AT ALL and beating her up would be too much contact shes disgusting

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Yo just fuh her atp

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>>16095503
hell no, i dont even wanna touch her, shes really nasty

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>>16095500
might work. will try

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>>16095496
Before you go with the DNB nuke, have you tried sending any sort of shock content, like 'cado or that one gif of the nigger getting his throat open that gets spammed every now and then

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>>16095509
shes into gore sadly, shes a edgelord, saya no uta pfp and shit

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>>16095509
Why would you send gore to a crazy chick? Xe'll just say to everybaldi that you sent her gore and try to ruin your life, or sue your ass for it

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>>16095511
Raisin, I thought that would've save you from using a literal dead cava as a way to escape from her

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>>16095418 (OP)
just suddenly start ranting about some schizonigger bullshit and try to sound genuine, about kikes control the whole world for example or about god but in the way like terry davis did

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>>16095512
Then what are we supposed to do to save OP from this crazy nigger bitch
OP, have you tried idk, blocking her or something

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>>16095518
OKAY the god one would work i think, she was rambling about some "religious trauma" some time ago, i would tell her like so i finally found my lifesense or sth and just rant weird shit

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>>16095526
dude she knows me irl shes from my town

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>>16095518
TSMT, say SNCA aspie discourse, that works with foids. Usually.

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>>16095418 (OP)
tell her that if she wants to fuck you she has to get dressed as soytan while you dress up like nate otherwise you wont hit on her

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>>16095536
gen might try, im desperate atp

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>>16095529
Then get yo mama to solve the situation, everybaldi knows that their mother can solve everything, especially this situation

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>>16095539
what should i tell her, im a adult guy living alone, mama please save me from a girl its so over

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>>16095439
Delete your β€˜cord account nigger stop making excuses to get sympathy just stop talking to her if you don’t like her. β€˜cord niggers are retarded, people like you are the reason I don’t have sympathy or even take virtual rape victims input seriously.

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Try spamming her with Nazi/kkk edits and block her

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>>16095543
thats the thing shes from my town and knows where i live, we used to hang out in highschool

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>>16095545
blocking wont work, she knows me irl, shes from the same town

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>>16095418 (OP)
Erhm… OP..

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>>16095549
Then move and if you can’t, just ignore her and pretend she doesn’t exist or something

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>>16095551
damn sorry was in hurry and desperate

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>>16095556
nuthread now

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>>16095541
Probably, or maybe something like
>Mother, I require your help, there's this crazy woman who won't stop bothering me even if I tell her to stop personally. Do you know her, if so, can you tell her to actually stop because it's really affecting my daily basis

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>>16095560
okay good idea

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>>16095553
im too broke to move out, but the second one might work, hope she js dont show up at my door one day it would drive me NUTS

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>>16095528
try mixing it with some misanthropic stuff, like you started noticing that people are filth and you never liked human beings, but try sound like you feel enlightened yknow. and after that, over time, act more radically religious until it reaches the stage where you look like a schizo

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>>16095547
Fucking date xer then if xe actually a woman if not just ignore xer.

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>>16095486
>noncon
tell people she knows that shes trying to rape you

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>>16095579
i dont want to date her because shes really infantilizing me and im not into that

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>theres this girl trying to manipulate me into this whole "good boy" is clearly hitting on me and its bothering me. shit all i can do is tell her to stop but she wont. how to get her to stop should i like scare her away or dont know dont shower for 4 months so she goes away cs of stench help me never been in this situation DAMN NEVER EVEN REALLY TALKED TO GIRLS IN THAT MATTER

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>>16095418 (OP)
What if you tried pretending being obsessed with fictional foids or something, I know that'll be psychological pain but I'm sure she will most likely be scared away or something. Tranime is probably the best option here

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>>16095584
i just read the last part of your post
idk man i guess youre just going to have to get raped

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>>16095592
i hope not i would truly rope after that

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Tell her that you only like SSBBW braphogs

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>>16095599
op is 'merican, bet this foid is already a hog

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>>16095605
im from europe tho, central, its truly over

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>>16095608
op is an aryan beast

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>>16095439
gooning to this rn

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>>16095628
all i do is get annoyed

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>>16095628
IT'S…

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so OP did you decide what to do

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>>16095640
yep! and the religious path it is, i think it would actually bother her after some time, i will update the situation if it gets better,,

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>>16095643
dont forget to ask her to cosplay as soytan if she wants to fuck you

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>>16095651
OH YES THIS TOO

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>>16095423
story fell apart, tiny white pecker cuckolds could never utter a slur in real life out of fear of a Black man beating them up

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>>16095418 (OP)
Nigger I can only DREAM about getting such a gf.
I would call her Mistress and lick her feet if she says so

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>>16095663
nigger above me

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>>16095663
i can pass the controler dude

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>>16095663
Forgot to say that I'm trans btw tehee :3

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>>16095668
okay whatever floats yo boat ig

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>>16095667
Too sad I'm russARYAN and everyone here are just tradwhores who can only rely on strong churka man

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>>16095680
dude me too i just had fallen into a weird nyashka circle.. im not even a fucking nefor or other of these weird species

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>>16095680
Π΄Π° Π½Ρƒ

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>>16095680
Hit the gym nigger instead of complaining like a bitch

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aight gtg see u all around

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>>>16095680
>Hit the gym nigger instead of complaining like a bitch

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My steak is too juicy

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>>16095418 (OP)
I had such women obsess over me twice in my life, what you have to do is rather simple:
<reddit
1. Try to understand why she is interested in you.
2. Once you know it, remove all those characteristics she finds positive.
3. If that doesn't work, simply delete your 'cord and try to avoid her, she might forget about you.
4. If none of this helps, try to say that you are absolutely, totally not interested. If she threatens you with "noncon" stuff, remind her that you are a man and you are le heccin STRONGER than her physically, I don't say that you have to physically assault her, just don't act scared or frightened, learn to simply act like an unbothered aryan and she will lose interest.

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talk about world of warcraft or some other spergy topic and stop showering. Maybe say you have a shit kink geg

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>>16095702
I'm too poor to afford the gym. I'll better start starving to lose weight and became chopped 6'5" twink femboy

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my steak is too buttery ahh blogpost

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>>16095741
ti ebanat

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>>16095745
Hohol molchi

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>>16095750
esli ya tebya cuckoldom tupim schitau potomu shto ti bezdeistvenno noesh iz za churok korotie ebut bab v tvoey strane ne znachit shto ya LE HECCIN HOHOL

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>>16095766
>v tvoey strane
tak ti me russky vse ravno kek

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>>16095777
ti iz za formulirovki "v tvoey" sdelal vivod? che za dolboebskiy kike-like mind?

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>>16095423
try pretending to being autistic (you already are but be more blatant)

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ruski czy jakieΕ› tam nade mnΔ…

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>>16095834
blya koroche proehali
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dazhe esli ya churka ili hohol ili evrey hui znaet ya prav epta

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You know you can just tell her to stop trying to change you, and that you are your own person.

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>OP hasn't posted a single time ITT Theory

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>>16095908
>everyone on this site is the same person theory

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Some nusois drown whilst others are dying of thirst



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