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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 06:37:13 №16094709 [Quote]

"DOCTORS" BE LIKE:
>you need to exercise daily and eat more fiber
>do you have family history of genetic diseases ?

Soyprano 05/09/26 (Sat) 06:38:45 №16094714 [Quote]

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you need to exercise daily and eat more fiber
do you have family history of genetic diseases ?

Sidson 05/09/26 (Sat) 06:39:12 №16094717 [Quote]

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>"DOCTORS" BE LIKE:
>>you need to exercise daily and eat more fiber
>>do you have family history of genetic diseases ?

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 06:54:54 №16094751 [Quote]

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>you need to exercise daily and eat more fiber?
>you have family history of genetic diseases ?
<Here is your prescription for NUSOIGO, our latest GLP-1 inhibitor. Side effects include: nausea, diarrhea, heart palpation, kidney failure, gastroparesis, sudden death, seizure, stroke, erectile dysfunction. This is not covered by your insurance so it will cost you $2600 per month. You will DIE IMMEDIATELY if you do not take this vital medication!!!!

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 06:58:12 №16094770 [Quote]

>>16094751
Do doctors use the sharty to remind me take my meds?

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 07:01:54 №16094786 [Quote]

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>>16094770
Yes. NUSOIGO™ along with other common GLP-1 medications, must be taken for the remainder of your natural lifespan. Cessation of this medication will lead to reversal of all of its benefits, as well as sudden death. So, consider this a reminder to take your NUSOIGO™ exactly as prescribed by your healthcare provider. For the remainder of your natural lifespan. Or face certain death!

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