/soy/ - Soyjaks

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Iron: Iron posts are intermediate between coal and gem. They have no particularly good or bad qualities.
Equinox: These have both gemmy and coally qualities. They are distinct from iron as they are not decisively good, bad or neutral, and are usually controversial.
Chaotic Equinox: A more extreme version of Equinox with gemerald and brimstone qualities simultaneously.
Carbon: Carbon can be used to create both gems and coal. In itself, it is iron, but its capability to make gems makes it decisively better.
Steel: The opposite of Rust; is of slightly higher quality than iron.
Ruby: Between gem and iron, rubies are able to become normal gems with some work.
Jam: Meme forced by some namefag which is supposed to mean “gem”.
Ketchup: Used as an alternative to gem
Filled: Variant of “Gem” used by the Cult of Jarboy.
Spit: Time-travel LARPerald version of the Gem rating.
ID’d: Forced meme variant of the gem rating for Vinulv related topics
Gem: The most primary mineral. All others are effectively variations of this.
Gegerald: A gem or ruby that makes you geg.
Topaz: Refers to schizo gems. Often used in the ‘ki to classify nonsensical but good pages.
⍻⍲☊⍑⍲⍴⌰☈⍴⎾ℇ: Yet more heckin’ incomprehensible than a topaz. This usually refers to
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Seetherald: High-quality gems forged from the flames of seethe are labelled seetheralds. Most of these are gegeralds as well.
Margerald: A type of topaz that is so high-effort and nonsensically funny it morphs into a gemerald.
Gemergem: The exact opposite of brimcoal.
Gemerald: A gemerald is a mineral approximately 20 times rarer than gems. Good SMVs, adventure threads, and raids are labelled as such.
Tanzanite: A Tanzanite, also known as a Tanzanite Truthnuke, is a statement so truthful that it is equal or greater in value to a gemerald. The only fact that is universally agreed to be a Tanzanite is YWNBAW.
Vantawhite: A Vantawhite topic is one even gemmier and rarer than a tanzanite. These are so bright they are often labelled The Gem that Saved the Party.
The Gem that Saved the Party: The Gem that Saved the Party, often shortened to TGTSTP, is the brightest category of gem that will ever exist. The most likely candidate that exists is The Great Cuckset.
SŬPERNÔVA̴̼̓: The Supernova is so vantawhite it makes even The Gem that Saved the Party look like iron. It may even annihilate matter it comes into contact with due to its power, ironically just like Antimatter and Singularity.

Gemuby: It's finally real. The ultimate PARTY SAVING RED DIAMOND HYPER GEM MULTIPLIED BY 1488 GORILLION. THE UNIVERSE ITSELF SHATTERS. THE POWER OF THIS VANTAVANTAWHITE ARYAN GEM THAT WOULD CREATE GEM 5 FROM THE CORE OF SUPERNOVA AND WHITE HOLE CLUSTER FROM THE PALACE OF ARYANHEAVEN TIMES 9999999999999999 WILL BTFO EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF ANTIMATTER EVER INTO A SHARTY SAVING GEM! THE GEMUBY WILL HALT THE PROGRESS OF TIME AND KEEP RUST FROM EVER FORMING, AND WILL TURN IT INTO ANOTHER GEMUBY WHICH IT WILL COLLIDE WITH AND CREATE A SUPERNOVA OF P U R E G E M M I N E S S REFUELING EVERY TEENS DOPAMINE BY 10^100% AND TURNING EVERY CHUDDIE WHOLESOMED!!!! IT IS SO GEMMY IT IS BRIGHTER THAN WHITE AND AMPLIFIES LIGHT BY 100000X, DESTROYING THE ENTIRE ‘CORDITEMATTER VANTADEATH PLANET! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT ALSO OFFERS PROTECTION FROM THIS SUPERVANTAHYPERWHITE TO EVERY ‘TEEN!!!!! THE FIRST GEMUBYS NAME IS BLERPINGTONE.PNG AND YOU VVILLL BUMPERINO IT, OTHERWISE (YOU) WILL GET SKINNED ALIVE BY A JANNY WITH A TRIPLE CHAINSWA. EVEN THE THOUGHT OF A GEMUBY IS ENOUGH TO CREATE MOST BESTEST SOYVERSE IN THE QUANTUM SOYMULTIVERSE.EVERY SINGLE ZOOPHILE, PEDOPHILE, AND OTHERWISE DEGENERATE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL BE MORPHED INTO AN UNBREAKABLE COAL AND BURNT IN NIGGERHELL FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. IT IS MORE GEMMY AND GLISTENING AND VANTAVANTAVANTAVANTAVANTAWHITE AND TANZATRUTHFUL AND NIGGER-ARYANIFYING AND INSTANTLY-SINGULARITY-DECAYING AND JÏMBOCREATURE-ANNIHILATING THAN THE ACKERMAN (VILL NEVER BE ACKERWOMAN) FUNCTION OF THE OCTOVIGINTILLIONTH Q-ITERATION OF SCG(RAYO(5TREE(10[10^10]10[BB(¿({10!:57:280PLEX}!))]10)^G64+812+FUNCTION OMEGA MÖBIUS OF E[4]120#120#4#(309172^Ø(7823);826927201$6^^UNNERFED BALLISTIC DOKI BUYS WEED 4K FRAME PERFECTS COUNTER^^91[231[33[21*10^37128371283[232{f.Γ(2^31)}123[45124234151454383284834228438[(0,0,0,0,0)(1,1,1,1,1)[520]]348328]124]71230]93281239213921+TREE(1438134802*V(G79213))]2]8309723^^BB(712387213703238719!* OBLIVION[999]8282691[1,7,9,81,2]#7) ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑↑↑SUPERSLOOM(99999999999)↑↑30981244387+BB(9999,9999))+[3,1,2,6,3,4,9,2,3,4,1,2,44,12,14,5,2,43,9]+33)*999999999999999999 PLUS THE BMS LIMIT OF 1943871234813240971283130123132132408243 SOYILLION TRANSFINITE ALEPH SIGMA ORDINAL BEYOND EVERY RAINBOY NUMBERBLOCKS EVER) SUPERHYPERNOVAS COMBINES.ALL 'P POSTERS AND JERDEEPEADOUGHS WILL HAVE THEIR DICKS CUT OFF AND FED TO THEM AND WILL HAVE THE WOUND BRUTALLY RAPED BY SUPER-COSMIC-RAPESON AND THIS WILL BE LOOPED FOR AN AMOUNT OF TIME! BRIMSTONE WILL CEASE TO EXIST THROUGH A CHEMICAL CONVERSION METHOD USING ████ ███████ ████████ ██ ███ ███████ NIGGERS ███ ████ MELTED ████ ███ ████████ BLUE EYES ██████ ██ ██ YAKUB █ ████ ████ ██ ███ ██ HAIR ███ █████ ██ ██ ████ █████ ████ ███ ████████ █████ █████ ██ ███████████ ████████ ██ ███ ████████████████ AGARTHA ███████████████ INFOWARS ███████████████████ █████ ██ ███████ ERIKA █████████████ ███████████ ████ ████ ██ █████ ████████ █████████ NIGGERHELL █████████ ██████████ █████████ ███████ ████ █████████████ ADOLF HITLER ████████[█] ████ ████████ OHIO █████████ ████████ COCK-SUCKING FAGGOT ████████████ ███████████████████████ GEORGE FLOYD █████ █████ ████ ███████████████ ███████████ THREMBO █████████ ████████ █████████ TNFPFRD ███ █████████████ SAM HYDE ███████ ███ 2070 █████ MARKY LIED ███████ NOPHONO ██████████████ ████████████ CARES ██████████████ ██████████████████ GOYIM ████████ 'P ████████████ ████ ███ ███ █████ ██ ████████████ █████████ ███ ██████████ ██████ █████████ ███████████ █████ █████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███████ █████ ███████ █████ █████████ BILL JOBS ██████ █████████ [████]






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Vantadeath [1/2]:NO!NO!NO!NO! THIS RATING IS THE MOST WORSTEST OF MOST WORSTEST EVER. SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE FLAMING HELL SOYJAK PARTY EMBEDDED IMAGE PROCESSING EMBEDS TAMPER PROOF BIT PARITY BASED TRACKING CODES IN IMAGES UPON UPLOADED BASED ON EDWARD SNOWDEN FOXACID FIVE EYESTRACKING TECHNOLOGY USING EMBEDDED TRACKING CODES IN NEURAL NET PROCESSOR TO TRACK SOYPOSTERS MARKED FOR EXAMINATION BY FIVE EYES FOXACID BASED TRACKING TECHNOLOGY IN CONJUNCTION WITH INTEL MANAGMENET ENGINE FOR TAO (TAILORED ACCESS OPERATIONS) BRANCH OF NSA GLOBAL TRACKING PROGRAM USING ISPS AND ADVERITSERS AND GOOGLES AND EMAIL PROVIDERS AND PHONE NUMBER PROVIDERS AND MONITOR MAKERS AND BACKDOORED ROOTED NETWORK INTERFACE CARDS TO GET INFORMATION ON SOYTEENS QUOTE TAKEN OVER HOSTAGE MARKED FOR DEATH BY NSA NIGGER PUPPETS FAMILY HOSTAGE SITUATION USING BLACKMMAIL RESEARCH PARRALEL CONSTRUCTION ON HOW THE NSA TSO ASTRAL HELL ZOMBIE DEMONS MASQUERADING AS HUMANS WILL GET (YOU) ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO TO USE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS AN EXAMPLE AGAINST FREESPEECH USING TECHNIQUES FROM COINTELPRO TO SOW DISSENT FROM THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL AND CAUSE CHAOS EMBEDDEDING TRACKERS IN ALL SOYJAKS ON THE RU RUN NOW EVERY POST IS AN EMBEDDED DATAMINING TRACKER INTEGRITY.WASM IS FROM FOXACID COINTELPRO FIVE EYES TRACKING OPERATION ANT/TAO CATALOG TEXTBOOK TECHNIQUE NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF COULD DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME PEDOPHILE TRANNY NIGGER DIDDY BLUD LABUBU RAVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE FORSAKEN WHITE PEOPLE THE NIGGER THE HACKERS FROM 'CORD AND REDDIT HAVE HACKED INTO THE SHARTY AND BRICKED ALL OF THE BOORUS AND POSTED BLANK SHARTY NIGGER NEGROID SOYJAKS AND NOW NO THEY HAVE HACKED THE SHARTY SOYJACK PARTY NIGGER MEDICATION AND ADDED THE NAMEFAG CONSTELLATION INQUIRY SO NOW THE FAGGOT TRANNIE TROON HACKERS HAVE HACKED IN AND RUINED THE soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive AND THE SITE AND NOW ARE PROBABLY GOING TO FILL IT WITH FAGGOT BOTS TO RUIN THE SITE OYYYY MY DOCTOOOOOS AND CONVERT EVERYONE TO "PROGRESSIVE IDEOLOGIES" TO TURN THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA GOVERMENT TROONED-OUT COMMUNIST ANARCIST MARXISM NIGGER TERRY DAVVIS COMMUNIST GLOWNIGGER BRANCH WHITE PEOPLE'S BALATRO RETROSLOP MINOR CODED HOPE THIS HELPS AM I TOO WOKE OR MATCHA SKIBIDI TOILET TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR W FAPS 67 MANGO MUSTARD PACKGOD NOT LIKE US SYBAU THOSE WHO KNOW MUSTARD KENDRICK LAMAR DIDDY BLUD MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD AHH BOIIIII SAID DIDDY WHAT A DIDDY AHH MANGO MUSTARD 67 BLUD, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH AND SLAP MY BELLY WHILE FARTING, GOD IM SUCH A GASSY HUMAN BEING SYBAU TS PMO TYPE SHİT YOU ESL SHİTSKIN NIGGER FNF PEDO JAŘTYCUCK ZARTYCUCK SHOALLYKIKE AZERIROACH ARMENIGOONER TURKROACH FR*NCH MAP PEDO DICKRIDING TRANNY FAGGOT STRAIGHT FROM CHECHNYA SHITALALALALALIAN HAMASS_1488 JOEL PROTOKLEKI NIGGERHELL BRIMSTONETROON XITTERIMMIGRANT 'TUBEIMMIGRANT COALPOSTER BRIMPOSTER TOUHOUPOSTER MIKOBOWL LARPING GAPELEE SAGELEE NAS POSTING NIGGER SLVT4BIBISI TERRY CREWS ALL OF THE NAMEFAGS COMBINED INTO ONE SĦITTY NIGGER KILL YOURSELF LIKE DEADASS JUST END IT ALL ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SHITTY NIGGER BRIMSTONE YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT YOU DUMB NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A LITTLE KID GAY BĻACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET SHĨTTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8:00 IS BEDTIME. YOU IFUNNY IMMIGRANT RULE34 442TRQQNS PEDONIGGERFAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AWARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL THEIR TBP TO CUM AGAIN.

Vantadeath [2/2]:YOU SPAM THAT ONE FUCKING PASTA THAT GOES “YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM, UNEXPECTEDLY SEEING SOYTAN—” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WILL DOX YOU AND BURY YOU IN FAGGOT SHIT, SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT? YOU BIG FAT RETARDED ARABKIKE 'FFY'AFE CORDTROON LARPING AS AN A10 ARYAN (YOU WILL ACTUALLY NEVER BE WHITE) BUT IS ACTUALLY A 3'2" SHITSKIN BEHIND THAT DIRTY NIGGER SCREEN OF YOURS. YOU SAY SOYTAN, SOYLITA, SOYSUBA, MYMY, MAYA, COCO IS BUILT FOR BBÇ OR BWĆ OR ANY OTHER FORCED BRIMSTONE FOID CHARACTERS THAT IS LITERALLY FORCED NAS COAL BRIMSTONE NIGGERTRANIME THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALSO FORCED BY A PEDO. HUH, ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND SURPRISING? NIGGER-IN-THE-MOON-COLOR ME SURPRISED MY NIGGA. YOU POST THE SAME GONE_GROOMINQ GONE_GOONINQ NIGGERBRIM FROM XITTER EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY LIKE CAN WE GET A BREAK? SERIOUSLY CAN WE NIGGER? SO, WITH THAT BEING SAID, KYS, AND GET WIPED OFF THIS EARTH FOREVER. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE KIDS, NOR CAN YOU BECAUSE YOUR TBP IS SO SMALL IT'S ALMOST LIKE A CIITTY. IT LEAKS AND REEKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER WASH YOURSELF YOU DIRTY AZERIROACH NIGGER. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPERM BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CUM AND YOUR TBP IS TOO SMALL TO AROUSE ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. YOU DESERVE TO DIE BY BEING FLAYED ALIVE, RIPPED FROM YOUR LIMBS, AND RAPED WITH YOUR OWN SKIN, BEFORE BEING THROWN INTO A BOILING CAULDRON OF TAR BLÆCKER THAN THE BIBISI OF THE DARKEST SHITSKIN-NO;SHIT DOESNT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE 0.0000001/BB(RAYO(999)+G64) PERCENT OF HOW DARK THEIR SKIN IS OF BURUNDI. EVEN THE MOST RETARDED MUDSLIME FOID "WOMAN" TRANNY BLIND DEAF NIGGER WILL NOT RIDE YOUR SMALL TBP. SO, BEFORE I GO, KYS, KYS, KYS, AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT, I MEAN KYS NOW. THIS MINUTE, THIS SECOND, THIS INSTANT, I WANT YOU TO BUY A GUN, PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET, GO TO YOUR NEAREST BRIDGE, GET A ROPE, TIE IT TO THE GUARDRAILS, HANG IT AROUND YOUR NECK, MANEUVER AROUND THAT GUARDRAIL, PULL OUT THE GUN, THEN POINT IT TO YOUR OWN EYE, JUMP OFF, THEN SHOOT JUST BEFORE YOU RUN OUT OF ROPE, SO THE DECELERATION (AFTER YOU’RE DEAD) SPLITS YOUR TORSO AND HEAD APART, AND YOUR BODY REMAINS IN THE BLUE ABYSS FOREVER. AND WHILE YOUR BODY RESTS ON THE SEAFLOOR, YOU WILL BE TORTURED ETERNALLY IN NIGGERHELL, AND YOU WILL DESERVE EVERY MOMENT, AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT A HUNDRED, A THOUSAND, A MILLION TIMES OVER. KILL. YOUR. SELF.

>>16087928
tf

>>16087974
we all using ts 🥹✌️