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there is a ef5 tornado coming to my house in 30 seconds am i chill?

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yeah

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You just 'oxxed yourself

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yes

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Yeah

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No, you are not chill. An EF-5 tornado produces winds over 200 mph and is capable of completely obliterating well-built homes and sweeping foundations clear. Drop your phone immediately and take these life-saving actions in the next 30 seconds:Go to the lowest level: If you have a basement, run there immediately. If you do not, stay on the lowest floor.Find a small interior room: Go to a bathroom, closet, or central hallway away from exterior walls and windows.Get low and protect yourself: Hide under a heavy, sturdy piece of table or workbench. Cover your head and neck with your arms, a heavy blanket, mattress, or pillows. Put on a bike or motorcycle helmet if you have one nearby.

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Bait

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>>16079917
If he's not lying then yeah it narrows it down quite a bit.

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Bro is gonna descend 💀

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>>16079910 (OP)
Quot ban obsessed tornados NOW
They make mi clitty leak



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