/soy/ - Soyjaks

i genuinely think theres a role below mediator now

im not even joking anymore. mediators are just the visible layer so people dont ask questions about how namerolls work

think about it for 2 seconds

there are allegedly only like 50 mediators and maybe a few dozen jannies total yet /soy/ can have THOUSANDS of replies an hour during raids or drama and somehow the namerolls ALWAYS match the post content almost instantly

> bbc thread
> spadeson

> tranny defense post
> alicia

> obvious schizo rant
> schizo

> effortpost
> amerimutt

> guy saying the most based thing youve ever read
> gigachad

you expect me to believe this is random

NO. there is another hidden role under mediator called rollpickers or namerats whose sole job is assigning namerolls manually

the post delay isnt lag. your post is literally being reviewed by a tired eastern european clicking between “gigachad” and “alicia” in under 2 seconds

ive pieced together how it probably works from leaks and screenshots

ROOT
↓
admins
↓
jannies
↓
mediators
↓
ROLLPICKERS

mediators handle deletions and reports while rollpickers sit in giant content farms assigning namerolls all day

they probably have their own hidden board too. not /mediator/ but /name/ or /fate/

threads probably look like this

> merchant this entire thread
> give this guy alicia again lmao
> reroll denied

THIS ALSO EXPLAINS THE ALICIA INCIDENT

remember that guy who reposted the same effortpost like 15 times trying to avoid alicia and STILL GOT ALICIA EVERY SINGLE TIME

that wasnt rng

they were watching him

the funniest part is i dont even think theyre paid. theyre probably below mediators in status and have zero powers except assigning namerolls like some digital janissary caste

also explains why the nameroll sometimes responds to context TOO well

there is no fucking algorithm on earth that understands obscure soyjak.party irony this accurately

a human is doing this

somewhere in the world right now there is a man staring at your post deciding whether youre getting gigachad or amerimutt

and he always chooses the funniest option