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Why am I getting sharty memes on Tic Tac?

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cobblestone advertises there thoughbeit

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Under fluorescent hum and nicotine dawn,
the janny sits, pale blue light drawn
across his face like prison bars,
refreshing threads instead of stars.
β€œMedia Pending Approval.”
Again. Again. Eternal scroll.
A JPEG waits in limbo still,
held hostage by janitorial will.
His room smells faintly of Monster cans,
dust, and old forgotten plans.
A second monitor softly glows
with six unopened PMs in rows.
Outside, the world rotates unseen.
Inside: report queue. Neon screen.
A cursor blinks like failing hope,
a tiny metronome to cope.
He squints at pixels, frame by frame,
searching every post for blame.
A cropped-out face. A cursed reaction.
An image teetering toward redaction.
The clock strikes 3. The site lives on.
Users post till break of dawn.
And somewhere in the endless flood,
another file awaits the mud.
β€œMedia Pending Approval.”
The words become almost beautiful.
Like church bells rung for terminally online souls
buried beneath archived roles.
And still he stares, unmoving, thin,
moderating the noise within,
lit only by that cold computer glowβ€”
the last janny in the undertow.

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>>16076268 (OP)
Idk but gemming it up is good

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JAN JANS WAKE UP

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>>16076268 (OP)
>Y-you used AI!

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last guy said funkin

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niggers love advertising our website and LARPing as soyteens on the 'tok but never actually using it

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WHAT THE FUCK WHO SHOWED THEM THE MPA VIDEO FUCKING HELL

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>>16076268 (OP)
FOR NIGGERS FUGGEN SAKES WE LITERALLY CAN'T HAVE NOTHING

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QUOTE MAKE IT SO YOU HAVE TO DO A SOYJAK CAPTCHA TO ACCESS THE WEBSITE

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>>16076436
WHI FUCK IS TELLING THEM THIS THERES A FUCKING MOLE HERE NIGGERS FIND AND RAPE HIM NOWNOWNOW

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>why is i-ACCCCCCK



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