How do I get a KHHV boyfriend?i want one soo bad , but whenever i ask a guy that i sorta like if they r a virgin or have had a gf before, they always have :(i just want a boy whos also touchless and is pure D:i dont want a chad manwhore bf like a

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Thougher 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:47:29 №16076185 [Quote]

How do I get a KHHV boyfriend?
i want one soo bad , but whenever i ask a guy that i sorta like if they r a virgin or have had a gf before, they always have :(

i just want a boy whos also touchless and is pure D:

i dont want a chad manwhore bf like all of you guys say! i want a pure boy who loves and protects me :3

>ur probably a whore!! kys

ive never had ANY friends or relationships :(
is it too much to ask for a pure loving bf? though

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:48:15 №16076189 [Quote]

ITT we pretend to fall for this

Brojak 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:48:38 №16076191 [Quote]

hi lol

Fingerboy 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:48:48 №16076192 [Quote]

>>16076189
whuut!!!! AHHH! IM SO MADDDD!!!!!

Fishjak 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:50:16 №16076200 [Quote]

'gated

Amerimutt 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:50:20 №16076201 [Quote]

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The amount of effort put into this bait is immaculate. BaitGODS take notes or something

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:51:14 №16076205 [Quote]

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also foid when she sees an actual KHHV:

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:51:47 №16076209 [Quote]

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>The amount of effort put into this bait is immaculate. BaitGODS take notes or something

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:51:56 №16076210 [Quote]

Everyphono

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:52:30 №16076216 [Quote]

>>16076205
does xe know?

Nobaldi 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:52:49 №16076218 [Quote]

>>16076216
Yes I know

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:53:26 №16076220 [Quote]

kys nigger this is an obvious bait stop falling for it

Soytan 05/07/26 (Thu) 02:55:01 №16076222 [Quote]

Up

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:07:30 №16076272 [Quote]

2026-05-06

Dear Thougher (Original Poster),

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to reply to post number 16076185 on /soy/.

This post baited me, my clitty is leaking, MAWWWDDDSSS! THIS IS EPI! ITS THE FUGGEN JARDEE!

Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to your response.

Sincerely,
Chud

Fisheyejak 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:28:20 №16076354 [Quote]

whats your discord sisa

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:29:36 №16076359 [Quote]

>>16076201
>good bait even doe it didnt even get 20 reppeys

Nusoi 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:38:53 №16076397 [Quote]

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Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:51:20 №16076466 [Quote]

>>16076209
rope obsessed faggot

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:53:24 №16076477 [Quote]

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>>>16076209 (You)
>rope obsessed faggot

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:56:21 №16076490 [Quote]

everyphono here id a KHHV

Bobo 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:56:22 №16076491 [Quote]

>>16076185 (OP)
KHHV: Kingdom Hearts Heartless Virgin

Kliksjak 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:56:53 №16076497 [Quote]

>>16076491
I think all the heartless are virgins, they just spawn out of shadows n shit

Meximutt 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:57:35 №16076500 [Quote]

>>16076477
kys obsessed faggot o algo

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:57:58 №16076501 [Quote]

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>>>16076477 (You)
>kys obsessed faggot o algo

Flartson 05/07/26 (Thu) 03:59:12 №16076506 [Quote]

If baiting nusois were a class then this would give you an A

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 04:02:29 №16076519 [Quote]

>>16076506
This bait is very lukewarm and boring. It doesn’t make me feel the urge to respond, it’s just kind of dumb: who the heck thinks there’s someone on here like this that you’d unironically get to get into a relationship with. Like how would you share socials/numbers, you’d be blasted to fuf by everyone in the thread