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Discuss work stories o algo

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I don’t have a job

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a few months ago some guy came in bought nothing and then covered our entire bathrooms wall in diaherria

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On Monday we had to close 2 hours early and evacuate everyone because apparently a Somali gang was going to meet up at my workplace, there were like 10 police cars out front.

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>>16074093
Minnesotan work experience

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>>16074098
pretty much. This isn't even a bad area either, one of the nicest Twin Cities suburbs.

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>>16074100
Minnesotan orthodox, is that you?

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>>16074065 (OP)
I remember when i used to work in a restaurant. A customer came in asking why do we serve buffala mozzarella. I asked the customer what does he mean. He kept yelling that we are selling cheese made out of endangered animals. Long story short. Police had to be called he broke a couple chairs and started yelling causing other customers to complain and some to leave.

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>>16074118
no geg, I think he lives pretty close to me doe, we both live in the western suburbs.

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A customer once demanded we give them a refund for food they didnt pay for and then threatened to call the police when we wouldnt

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>>16074122
meet up with him

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>>16074119
Then i had this one experience. A gypsy family came to eat. Their children were fucking annoying, rude and loud. But when they were on their tablets that's when they could calm down. Then everything went to shit when they literally started smoking weed in the restaurant.

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>>16074137
I've thought about trying to set up a Soycon here, I also know somephono IRL who's a 'teen(or at least was last time I talked to xhim), so there's at least 3 of us. I don't know if we could get anybaldi else doe.

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On multiple occasions in a clothing store I worked some retard customer left their sharted underpants in the go back cart, another time someone left their cum soaked underpants in the cart, then there was two cases of possible narcotic substances being left in the men's fitting room

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>>16074160
it wouldnt be far for me and i know two teens irl

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>>16074160
>>16074137
>>16074122
STOP FUCKING DERAILING THE THREAD YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS

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I work at a mall and some customer came in dressed as a dog on a leash.

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>>16074173
We've had something similar. Had to tell the customer to please leave the restaurant because we cannot such behaviour. It then lead to him suing the place for discrimination.

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>>16074164
Why the fuck did the autocorrect make it worked instead of work? I still work at the store

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>>16074065 (OP)
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

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a regular at our store killed his wife and then 3 days later killed himself in a hotel

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>>>16074065 (OP)
>>be 28
>>going to a restaurant
>>ordering a pizza pie
>>i said no ansjovis wtf
>>girl says sorry i say is ok
>>eat pizza pie while lying
>>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>>take her head and place it above my cock
>>let blood pour on cock
>>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>>let blood pour all over my cock
>>feels good man
>>escape and go home
>>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

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At a previous place I worked (which i quit after 3 months cus they were fucking awful) I was tasked with rerwiting a piece of code which was possibly the worst code i had ever seen in my life. I talked to some of the other people there, and apparently the guy that wrote this code would every day bring in a raw chicken breast, microwave it with 0 seasoning until it was a fine homogenous grey colour and eat that alone for lunch. EVERY DAY. It explained a lot about the code, never got to meet the guy tho he was fired before i started.

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>>16074191
was he a good customer atleast

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>>16074203
i was only there for like 2 weeks atp, so i really don't know im trans btw

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>>16074173
>>16074183
There's a bowling alley I once went to not as work but because it was a nice one, there was a guy who I assumed was wearing a buttplug tail and had a dog gimp mask on, my cousin noticed it first and we were both dumbfounded as we've never seen these fuckers in real life before, how could you tell?

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>>16074166
maybe we could do it. I guess we could meet at like a park and go tape 'jaks around the city like they did at Soycon NYC. I would prefer waiting until June doe since I have finals right now.

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>>16074160
>>16074137
>>16074160
>>16074166
>>16074220
Can you niggas make a separate thread for your soycon plans?

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>>16074202
>the worst code i had ever seen in my life
Let me guess?

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>>16074237
a jeet wouldn't eat raw chicken breast doe

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>>16074237
I think he was actually white surprisingly. That place didnt really hire any indians, had a lot of chinks tho for some reason

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>>16074237
racist but hilarious why can't i stop laughing god

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>>16074254
Racist and PROBLEMATIC! Sweaty dont post things like this and oreos

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>>16074219
man what the fuck

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>>16074220
July maybe

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>>16074247
Probably a Brahmin Aryan.

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>>16074219
some guy once came in a maid outfit.

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>>16074268
brahmin are the real white people

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>>16074237
unseasoned chicken breast is an autism spectrum ytboi lunch
if it was a jeet he would be reheating brown sludge that the entire building can smell for an hour

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>>16074271
if i was in a maid outfit i would cum in it too

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>>16074274
yeah i think they just dragged an autistic guy off the street to write code but it was the wrong kind of autist (drooling tard instead of 1488iq codezard)

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>>16074265
yeah that works too. I'll be out of town for a week at the end of June but I'm free the rest of the summer.

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I had a coworker who would only speak in Arabic.

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>>16074292
Geg quite typical. I didn't work in this place. But a restaurant had servers that didn't even speak the local language and english. Then found out that the restaurant ended up being a front for money laundry and drug trade

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>>16074305
Not surprising that these that these immigrants are doing illegal things

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>>16074305
foriners doin drug trade and launderin very typical. GOd i hate ggers

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>>16074324
its niggers

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>be 28

>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

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>>16074277
Trvthnvke

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>>16074183
did he win?

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>>16074393
No. Lost it and then the restaurant got vandalized by some troons

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>>16074065 (OP)
Boss told us to get a broken water pump out of the HVAC and check if the shit still worked.

We take it out, test the continuity with a multimeter and eventually hook one of the cables up to a plug to test it.

All tests are DNBs so I decide to take the other cable to see if anything would happen.

Empty port starts smoking

>DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS


Nothing ended happening doe

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>go into store, buy nothing, cover bathroom walls in shit

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>>16074405
was it in the news

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>>16074405
What did they do to the restaurant?

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>>16074473
yeah like are you sure it was troons? Those niggers don’t go outside



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