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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.

 â„–16072766[Quote]

bring back the long neck mutant guy

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why fight for israel when you can join a pmc and kill nigger babies in africa

 â„–16072790[Quote]

Join FVEY so you can abuse the super computers to investigate people on a personal level while the US Army isn't held accountable for your criminal actions.

educating hood rats so they can become educated thugs and criminals once they get out of the arm service.

all of these credit card scammers learned security tech they can dance around while serving in the US Arm Forces

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