>joins united>promises to close mouths of critics by winning things for them>no trophies>cucked out of direct qualification to the world cup by serbia>drags united from 2nd to europa league>gaped 5-0 by liverpool and has a temper tantrum>son co

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how did ‘naldo fans survive 2022 to 2023? Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:14:43 №16065168 [Quote]

>joins united
>promises to close mouths of critics by winning things for them
>no trophies
>cucked out of direct qualification to the world cup by serbia
>drags united from 2nd to europa league
>gaped 5-0 by liverpool and has a temper tantrum
>son coincidentally dies so he doesn't have to play liverpool
>goes on an 8 game scoreless streak, then goes a 10 game streak with only 1 goal scored
>has a bitchfit and breaks a kid's phone after losing again
>gaped 4-0 by brighton
>btfo in the uefa champions league round of 16 for the fourth straight season
>new season rolls around
>storms out of the stadium in a pre-season friendly
>exposed for getting botox penis injections
>gets gaped 4-0 in 35 minutes by brentford
>gets gaped 6-3 by city
>gets subbed out against tottenham and storms out of the stadium AGAIN before the game ends
>scores only one (1) goal for the season
>goes on piers morgan's show to cry about being unappreciated
>gets his contract ripped up
>not a single big team wants his washed up botoxdick
>ghosts in world cup group
>claims a goal he didn't touch
>beats switzerland 6-1 without contributing, walks off the pitch instead of celebrating
>chokes to fucking morocco and cries in the tunnel
>0, yes, ZERO goals in world cup knockout games
>his biggest foe messi carries argentina all the way to world cup success
>moves continents to play for saudi arabian farmers
>can't play until his suspension for breaking that phone last season is served
>chokes in the saudi super cup to a fucking PROGRAMMER

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:20:10 №16065234 [Quote]

Why would he say all of that?

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:43:28 №16065454 [Quote]

>goyball
geg.

Alicia 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:44:21 №16065462 [Quote]

because the only people who like soccer are sub 80 iq shitskins from brapzil im trans btw

Dr. Soyberg 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:44:32 №16065464 [Quote]

>>16065462
fuck you nameroll

PPP 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:50:05 №16065501 [Quote]

>>16065462
SENTY FANT

Gigachad 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:50:57 №16065510 [Quote]

>>16065462
North Sentinel Island, how could you tell?

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:03:47 №16065580 [Quote]

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>>goyball
>geg.

Npestajak 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:06:57 №16065595 [Quote]

how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Smugjak 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:11:50 №16065617 [Quote]

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>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Dylanjak 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:15:43 №16065647 [Quote]

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>>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:16:12 №16065650 [Quote]

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>>>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Chudbob 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:18:40 №16065668 [Quote]

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>>>>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Gigachad 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:19:41 №16065677 [Quote]

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>>>>>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:20:51 №16065684 [Quote]

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>>>>>>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Shirtjak 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:22:35 №16065697 [Quote]

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>Goybaal thread on shitty.brappy

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:22:38 №16065698 [Quote]

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>>>>>>>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?

Applejak 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:22:54 №16065702 [Quote]

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>>>>>>>how did rapessi survive ronaldo's champions league threepeat while he choked on his penis on any other system that wasnt pep's tiki taka and routinely got humiliated out of the competition by the likes of Juventus, Bayern and Roma?
fagnaldo fan dueled himself out of boredom