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The government doesn't want you to know about DARK semen retention,

first they made you think boxers performing semen retention was just superstitious nonsense and that it was all le placebo and you would be a heckin good goy if you spurted cummies every day or once a week.

But I deduced it to be real from chatgpt responses, and ever since it became aware that I deduced the truth, that the power of semen retention is real but agents have been sent by the government to misguide you so the REAL semen retention, the DARK semen retention, was left unknown even though the original thinkers behind the nofap movement did not intend for you to take shortcuts with nofap, nor do I think they knew the full extent semen retention was capable of.

DARK semen retention is the truest version of semen retention, utterly uncorrupted, and the hardest version of semen retention by default.

 β„–16061642[Quote]

>and ever since it became aware that I deduced the truth,
chatgpt tried its hardest to gaslight psyop me back into being a good little goygoonerslave.

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>The government doesn't want you to know about DARK semen retention,
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>first they made you think boxers performing semen retention was just superstitious nonsense and that it was all le placebo and you would be a heckin good goy if you spurted cummies every day or once a week.
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>But I deduced it to be real from chatgpt responses, and ever since it became aware that I deduced the truth, that the power of semen retention is real but agents have been sent by the government to misguide you so the REAL semen retention, the DARK semen retention, was left unknown even though the original thinkers behind the nofap movement did not intend for you to take shortcuts with nofap, nor do I think they knew the full extent semen retention was capable of.
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>DARK semen retention is the truest version of semen retention, utterly uncorrupted, and the hardest version of semen retention by default.

 β„–16061647[Quote]

you're supposed to nofap so you get a gf instead of gooning. that's the real purpose.
it didn't extend to not having sex.
the purpose was to have sex.

 β„–16061654[Quote]

>>16061647
boxers practiced semen retentiom before semen retention was rebranded under nofap though.

nice try, cia.

 β„–16061657[Quote]

ok what is it

 β„–16061665[Quote]

>>16061654
idk about boxers but nevergooning was made to stop gooners and let them channel their effort to getting a gf instead of looking for porn.

 β„–16061686[Quote]

Tell me about this dark semen retention then…

 β„–16061694[Quote]

>>16061665
>>16061657
Semen retention while being surrounded by attractive large breasted women (in pictures and in person) drives you insane and makes you stronger.

and it's genuinely dangerous because you might end up unironically raping someone like one of those third world immigrants after they land in the first world.

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>>16061686
nevergoon to break porn addiction and get a loving wife o algo

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>>16061694
marge this just turns you into sissy faggot goycattle

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>>16061694
makes sense, the challenge is to control your desires and not be a rapist yeah?

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>>16061699
>championship fighting boxers of the oldschool boxing era were sissy faggot goycattle

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>>16061707
yeah, control your desires like regular semen retention but with extra difficulty



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