/soy/ - Soyjaks

Hey, I'm Charles.

Dude, you remember those fidget spinner days in class? Man, we were legends. I'd balance mine on my finger while pretending to take notes, then flick it into a perfect spin right under the desk. You were the king of the no-look tricks—launching it off your thumb and catching it behind your back without the teacher noticing.

We'd challenge each other during math: fastest spin, longest duration, even that risky "under the leg" pass. Half the class was spinning instead of studying. Mrs. Harper almost caught us when yours flew across the aisle and landed in someone's backpack. Good times.

We should dig ours up for old times' sake. What do you say?