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>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THE WORD POOP HAS EMBEDDED 'P AND 'O IN IT! DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
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>DON'T YOU DARE SAY I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDS I DON'T WANNA TAKE MY MEDSNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGGOOKS OVERLOAD OVER LOAD OVERLOAD OVERLOAD OVERLOAD

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<I SWEAR TO GOD! LAST TIME I SAW THE WORD "POOP" IT HAD EMBEDDED CLAMSTAPLES COMING AND IT HAD CAME!
>Sir, are you mentally and physically okay? you are late for your meds by 1 day-
>NO! STOP DRAGGING ME!

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>But sir, you have been acting up lately, i feel like staying in this-
<THERE'S EMBEDDED RICK AND MORTY IN THE WALLS THERE'S EMBEDDED RICK AND MORTY IN THE WALLS THERE'S EMBEDDED RICK AND MORTY IN THE WALLS THERE'S EMBEDDED RICK AND MORTY IN THE WALLS THERE'S EMBEDDED RICK AND MORTY IN THE WALLS
>Calm down, i'm gonna go grab your meds.

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<MEDS?! I DON'T NEED THOSE!
2 minutes later…
>Here are your meds, you need them to be /calm/ and cure your high-level schizophrenia.
<I'M PERFECTLY FINE I DON'T NEED THEM
>But sir-
<NO BUTS NIGGA! I JUST HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDOME!
>So autism?
<NO! IT'S NOT AUTISM, IT'S ASPERGERS' SYNDROM-
>Yeah, i really think you have to take your meds
<HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME GLOWIE?!
>What's a "glowie"? also i'm a nurse.
<YOU'RE ACTUALLY A CIA NANOBOT MEANT TO ACTUALLY DESTROY ME!
o algo

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<OH MY GOD IT'S A SENTIENT NAMEROLL!!!!!
>What's a nameroll?
<ARE YOU A NUSOICACA?! NAMEROLLS ARE WHEN YOU ROLL A RANDOM ASS NAME SO YOU CAN STAY ANONYMOUS ON THE SHARTY!
>Sharty? yeah, you really need those meds.
>*Forces Schizoplier to take his meds*
<AGGHH-H-H-H-STOP!-*swallows*
<YOU JUST FORCEFULLY FED ME! THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU KNOW THAT?
>But you need those pills.
<PILLS?! 'PILLS? OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT'S EMBEDDED 'P! THE GLOWIE EMBEDDED 'P IN MY STOMACH DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>Do i need to repeat it? i'm not a "glowie", i'm a nurse of this mental asylum, your gonna stay here for a while, lad.
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA STAY IN THE JERDEE!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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^HAHA YEAH

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>What the fuck is a "jarty"?



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