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>be born in poverty in Maderia, Portugal
>father is alcoholic and mother nearly aborted you
>play football because its the only way to escape this hell
>you go pro and join Sporting CP in Lisbon
>score 2 goals against Moreirense
>win a trophy with sporting
>impress sir alex ferguson in a friendly vs united
>win trophy in debut season scoring in your first final
>lead portugal to euro final in your very first tournament, and then wc semis afterwards
>threepeats the prem with united, wins ballon dor, wins golden boot, etc etc
>become the best player in the world
>join madrid after united
>threepeat the ucl there along with two league titles, two cdrs, two supercopas
>win euro 2016 with portugal, the country’s first international trophy
>go to juventus
>win b2b scudetto and serie a golden boot
>now, at age 41, you’re still kicking, on your way to score 1000 career goals, and the difference being that ALL of them are on camera, unlike Pele

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>Sporting CP

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Ronaldo loves bbc

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cucknaldo watched a black guy grope his girlfriend’s ass whilst dancing and xe smiled

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>>16055415
Aryan. I would've told that black guy to fuck my wife with his big nigger dick

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>>>16055415 (You)
>>>16055325
>Obsessed

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He was created by Moloch to brainwash cacas on yt shorts

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Tiki tiki ti-ki ta tiki ti ta-ka

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>>16055518
>midget fan talking
xe would be a homeless 4’6 goblin in the slums of rosario without barcelona drugging him since he was 9

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>>16055645
won’t change the fact cucknaldo’s wife gets blacked on a daily basis

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Sporting WHAT in Lisbon?

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>>16055691
Fagessi’s wife only stayed with him for the money

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Didnt ronaldo have a black great grandma

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>>16055716
Even doe her wife was richer when they started dating

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>>16055716
troonaldo raped a woman in las vegas btw. Jewventus literally had to cancel their preseason once because it was in the united states, and rapenaldo couldnt visit the united states at the time due to rape allegations

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>>16055749
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61772581
Respect the GOAT you faggot, the rape accusations were false

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>>16055766
‘Naldo literally paid his rape victim millions of dollars to shut up
more rapes than world cup knockout goals and you call him the greatest KEEEEEEEK

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>>16055819
jewessi lost three consecutive finals with argaytina until he started crying to infantino for help, xe literally tried pussying out of the national team after skying the pen vs chile geg

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>>16055867
Says the dick-rider of the biggest crybaby faggot in sports history geg, ronaldo failed to score a non-penalty goal in his last two tournaments

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>>16055819
I don't even watch football but knowing this im now a ronaldo fan

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>Says the dick-rider of the biggest crybaby faggot in sports history geg, ronaldo failed to score a non-penalty goal in his last two tournaments

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>>Says the dick-rider of the biggest crybaby faggot in sports history geg, ronaldo failed to score a non-penalty goal in his last two tournaments

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>>16055766
>bbc.com
GEEEEEEG

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Page 6700 in the Book of Literal Whos for those curious.

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>>>Says the dick-rider of the biggest crybaby faggot in sports history geg, ronaldo failed to score a non-penalty goal in his last two tournaments

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>>16055738
Somephono reply to this though

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>>16055738
>naldo’s ancestors racemixed
MY FUCKING SIDES



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