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just pirate shit like a normal person
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Let me tell you, folks, I’ve seen a lot of bad things in my life, but nothing, nothing compares to what I’m seeing with Cartoon Network on Tubi. It’s a total disaster. I’m talking about the lag, the buffering—unbelievable. You try to watch Dexter’s Laboratory, one of the greatest shows of all time, and what happens? Boom! Buffering. No one knows how to fix it. It’s embarrassing. I’ve seen people try to get it to work, but it just doesn’t. It’s pathetic.
And don’t even get me started on the ads. Oh, the ads, folks. They’re everywhere. It’s like you can’t watch a single minute without some annoying ad popping up. It’s crazy! You're watching The Powerpuff Girls, right? You’re excited, it’s going great, and then—BAM! Another ad. Two minutes in, another ad. You’re lucky if you get through the whole episode without having to watch 10 different ads. I mean, who thought this was a good idea? Ridiculous. The worst.
But the worst part? The absolute worst part? No Adult Swim, no Toonami. How do you have Cartoon Network without Adult Swim? It's like having a burger with no meat. It doesn’t make any sense. You can’t have Cartoon Network without the big names—Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Dragon Ball Z—where is it? I’ll tell you where it is—it’s not on Tubi.
It’s a total disaster, folks. They’ve taken the best content and they’ve messed it up. Huge mistake. Terrible. If you want to watch Cartoon Network, you can’t just be dealing with the buffering and the ads and the missing shows. It’s a joke. A total joke
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Title: Ed, Edd n Eddy: NextGen
Setting:
The cul-de-sac is now a semi-futuristic suburban neighborhood in 2026. Everyone has smartphones, VR headsets, and hoverboards. The world outside the cul-de-sac is hyper-connected through social media platforms like “Soyjak.party” (a satire of online meme communities) and other viral spaces. Tech, social media trends, and modern identity conversations heavily influence the kids’ interactions.
Characters (Updated):
Ed:
Still the lovable oaf with a heart of gold, but now he’s obsessed with AI chatbots and memes. He’s frequently posting “Edventures” on Soyjak.party without realizing how viral or chaotic they go.
Edd (“Double D”):
The intelligent, rule-abiding one, now more socially conscious. He’s constantly trying to navigate discussions about gender identity, pronouns, and online etiquette. Often confused by the sheer volume of internet culture he has to moderate in real-time.
Eddy:
The schemer, but now a small-time social media “influencer” trying to get clout and followers. His scams are viral challenges, NFT flops, or meme coins. He often accidentally misgenders people or posts inappropriate content, which leads to comedic chaos.
New Characters:
Sammy: A non-binary kid who uses the cul-de-sac as a safe space and educates the Eds on inclusivity, often correcting Eddy’s tone-deaf schemes.
Internet Meme Bots: AI “Soyjaks” and other meme-based avatars that interact with the kids online, sometimes influencing real-life events in absurd ways.