You are store owner, working a night-shift. Suddenly Quote the owner of soyjak party enters your store, with phone in hand, he buys 4-pack of budlight and asks if you have any banana splits, which he tells you is his favorite dessert. You tell him that as

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Etan 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:09:06 №16054511 [Quote]

You are store owner, working a night-shift. Suddenly Quote the owner of soyjak party enters your store, with phone in hand, he buys 4-pack of budlight and asks if you have any banana splits, which he tells you is his favorite dessert. You tell him that as a liquor store you don't sell banana splits, Quote is furious now but it gets worse. He gets on all four, clenches his teeth and runs around the store breaking everything and making a lot of mess. What would you do in this situation? What's your plan?
>I swear we don't have any Mr Quote

Doctos 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:09:48 №16054515 [Quote]

Rape him

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:10:33 №16054522 [Quote]

>>16054511 (OP)
no more honey buns? what the FUCK

Syndromejak 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:10:36 №16054523 [Quote]

Quote him

ElPerro 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:10:45 №16054524 [Quote]

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Too long didn’t read

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:11:22 №16054529 [Quote]

oof reading this was kinda exhausting. please consider the thoughts of the readers before you type something out

Wojak 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:12:34 №16054537 [Quote]

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>>16054529
>>16054524
>Have you considered how I am going to feel about this!?

Alicia 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:12:52 №16054538 [Quote]

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oof reading this was so energizing. please write longer posts. did read im trans btw

Shotjak 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:13:09 №16054541 [Quote]

>>16054538
WOAH A TALKING FLY

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:13:30 №16054546 [Quote]

>>16054538
>>16054541
KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:13:50 №16054548 [Quote]

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Squirreljak 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:16:22 №16054566 [Quote]

>>16054537
what you typed was probably nonsense, just a lot of english words an ESL person would think is cool put together. its really embarrassing when you do this, like seriously stop. you don't have to do this. im sure whatever country you come from they respect you alot more (i hope so) and are alot more welcoming. if not explain your presence here don't be an asshole tell the truth

Punkjak 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:17:14 №16054573 [Quote]

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>>16054538
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:18:13 №16054578 [Quote]

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>>16054566
whats this nigger yapping about

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:18:34 №16054581 [Quote]

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>>16054538

Applejak 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:19:51 №16054583 [Quote]

>>16054566
ai generated response, you're not a real person

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:20:51 №16054587 [Quote]

>>16054578
i would probably have to put a gun up to your head or threaten you with some other type of weapon to get a genuine answer out of you. i don't doubt you're not intelligent it just sucks we have to be enemies. what a waste, anyway what lie are you going to reply to this with?

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:54:20 №16054702 [Quote]

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>>16054538