/soy/ - Soyjaks

If you like to go POOPING in STINKY caves that are TWO feet underground, you should go to the SMELLY Mammoth Caves located in INDIA. Thousands of SMELLY POOPS go there every summer. Crawling about in caves is called COLONOSCOPY And it is really a/an STINKY sport. But always go with a/an STINKY guide so you won't get lost. Once in the caves, you will see beautiful BROWN and YELLOW rocks and crystals. Huge POOPY things hang from the ceiling and are called "stalagtites." Huge SLIPPERY things jut up from the floor and are called "stalagmites." Caves are home for millions of NAUGHTY bats. Bats can fly and look like POOPY rats. Spelunking is dangerous, so be sure to wear special shoes with TEETH on them and a hat with a battery-powered FAN