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doctoeeeeeeeeees
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hot i just came to that
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sharty culture is so beautiful
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>>16047229the cado is what i came to
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We're schlogpedos, oh yeah thats right
grooming minors,
is what we do every night
we're worse than shemmy, jarty, and the chinny
cause were unbanning all the pedophiles alright
My name is telnet, and im from the aftercord,
and i dont really mind lolicon in every board,
i spent 35 hundred on this dying site
And i wasted money cause im not very bright!
My name is moon metropolis and im pushin 30
mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty
i love porn and gore and sites with minors in it
reminds me of the old net when they every mist
My name is mario man, and i groom minors on discord
everyone seems to forget that i actually did that
yeah im a furry, and with the minor i've scored
i've just needed to rape, correct that little furry brat
My name is stephen, and im a fat mexican raper
i have little touhou girls being raped as my wallpaper
why do you care about this? it's sharty culture though
trying to download 'p but my meximutt internet is slow
We're schlogpedos, oh yeah thats right
grooming minors,
is what we do every night
we're worse than shemmy, jarty, and the chinny
cause were unbanning all of the pedophiles alright
We're gonna unban ximmy and jartycuck gaming,
when things go wrong, we'll do the blaming
gotta have a convicted felon as our janny
our entire existence is just plain uncanny!
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This is like Sneed and Chuck (the sign is a subtle reference)
<alt-right pipeline ruse o algo
~-~PRAISE LORD KEKISTAN AND LONG LIVE SHADILAY~-~
ϪϪϪϪϪϪ ~-~YWNBAW~-~ ϪϪϪϪϪϪ
>awwww shieeett maneeee the glowies came for me again because i was concocting the most devious niggerweed
KEEP YOUR SHOULDERS BROAD SON AND KEEP TAKING LLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP TIKI TIKI TORCHES DAS RITE BAYBEE WE'RE MAKING TENDIES OUT OF OCTOPUSES WITH DIS ONE EARED PAINTING SURE TO GIVE YOU PLENTY GOOD BOY POINTS
Keep pushing the boulder. The christmas lights are almost woke.
LISTEN TO DARUDE SANDSTORM WHILE WATCHING STAYVUNS EPIC EVEN&DOE KEYED POST PHYSIQUE AS WE PRAY TO THE SONNENRAD (BLACK SUN) FOR OUR REDEMPTION AND ENTRY INTO THE ARYAN HEAVENS OF HYPERBOREA, WE SHALL EXTINGUISH THOSE EVIL GROYPER FIRES, AND LET THE TREES THY THURSTY DRINK ONCE MORE!
^thats like geese bro, you ever seen anthony burch? pickaxes, stable mice. uniform or you'll be another pedobear. TND, TKD, TTD, TFD or something like that.
<!!It's getting frooty up in ere! refer to your alt right booklet we gaan reed our coins n roosters with our michigan plates, beware the triangular spirals and frogs, thats literally me. Onion, IOTBW, Boat MP, What was the name of lovecraft's cat again? Toxoplasmosis.!!
^india winning kul chur saar superpooper by 2025 saar de evil twitter chuddies are harasment our esls
~-~remove kebab new york city tunnels im listening we could be here owning nothing and blue jews will be happy just like muh vivian james i support the current thing last crabs legs alberto barbosa poison dart frogs your baiting me cord cord go back to your discord frognigger grabbers hot pockets burger king crown and ann hero excessive tipping and cornflakes wagies cooking mystery meat cute and funny chat gpt insert the rest of the harmful alt rite dogwhistles here o algo oh im a jarty cuck yes im a jarty cuck~-~
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Most slopjaks are extremely rapeable/fuckable. If you think about it, you could go cave exploring inside of their buttholes. Their whole body being built like a sandbag, they are underrated and you could do so much with them, for example, they could swallow you in their mouth and you could smash their tongue buds, it seems like a dream to be in a forest of large tongue buds which you can fuck as you both enjoy the sensation. You could climb up the awards up to portions of her body, and insert yourself into her pussy or lick her feet. Her exposed tummy could be a big turn on, also most slopjaks know how to satisfy you. Try to dodge the scat as you enter any of the orifices, their nose is so big and inflated you could try to enter it and use the boogers as lubrication as you rub it back and forth on the inner walls as it squeezes you. As she cums, it would fill you up and smother you in it, a true satisfying climax. Her large phone and hands serve as simulation as you both finish simultaneously.
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I'm one of the only gay users of this site, and yes even if i did find nikocado slightly arousing, i only post it because its funny. I never force my epi on children, i only force it on the sharty because its gemmy
why they shut down wojak paradise? i had to join into this website after the raidings because after they shut down wojak paradise there was nowhere other place to find wojaks. but soyjaks are very funny.
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the nsfw filter turned off for a second and i got flashed fuck you quote fix your shit fucking site nigger what the fuck
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As for recent events, it is clearly becoming of the light, as that donald trump is a zionist bot controlled by muttenyahu, he who shall destroy this world and burn in the eternal flame. He who declares war against christian value.
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>>16047426I forgot about this geg
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>>16047480You're, unlike old /b/, we don't goon to 'P.
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>>16047480i say nusoi and i joined last week
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>>16047460I’m actually dead what the fuck is this
, how could you tell?
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alien experiment hybrids in a lab, sort of a ukranian lab, torture methods and extracting blood from a hybrid between dinosaurs and aliens, aswell as an otter, there is a full line of them and they are all being experimented upon and tortured, the laboratory is huge and there are towering creatures in the background, as big as 10 humans on top of each other, it must be a delicate procedure, because the creatures start shaking all over and raging, the laboratory lacks any proper hygiene it's much of a shitty camera style with very saturated lighting and colors, the main focus is on a creature with a huge trunk like a mammoth, very long, the creature is thin like a skeleton, resembling kind of a bug, but has many legs around 28 around its whole body, it has a long tail and resembles a machine with compartments in terms of complexity, but its all biological
experimenting on a mammoth in a slaughterhouse, the mammoth is without any fur and is a fleshy abomination hybrid, it is just a simple recreation of it by dna which has gone terribly wrong, it is terrifying and the lighting is very dark and damp, you can barely tell anything besides from faint yellow lights, it resembles a huge hangar-like garage the place where it is remaining at, it is kept in a cage, the camera zooms out to reveal other of those terrible fiendish creatures that are a mess and experiments with life. sort of a ukranian lab, laboratory camera footage
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Soyteens, im cooked.
I shoved a toothbrush into my urethra, without the head part. i heard about sounding your urethra for a long time, and i always put it off because it sounded very painful and i dont want to shove things into my pee hole. im the same soyteen that tried doing anal insertion, i inserted a long anti mosquito spray halfway through my asshole, and shoved a small pen through as far as i could, that hurt but it compares nothing to this. and i bled out my ass afterwards.
So, back to the story. Today i was thinking i would just build up my cum as i had been building it up for around quite some time probably 5 days, to have the most insane orgasm and cum load possible, But my mom asked me to jerk off and not wipe then put my underwear on without wiping because she saw that my dads underwear had cum on it, so she wanted to compare to see if it was really cum or not. So she sent me upstairs to jerk off. I grabbed my toothbrush secretly, ran upstairs and i was already actually drawing porn, but i stopped drawing it so i could bust. I decided to start it off by shoving the toothbrush up my ass first, but with 2 plastic bags on top of it. Then i noticed it started bleeding again but even more this time. I always wrap my balls up while im jerking off because its nice to touch them. So i decided to insert the toothbrush slowly into my dick hole. It was very nerve-wrecking and i was very nervous. This happened like 3 minutes ago, So i managed to shove basically the whole end of the toothbrush into my urethra, and i turned it on so it vibrated. It almost felt good for a while, but i noticed it really started stinging, i didnt bring any lube and just cleaned the toothbrush with my t shirt, so i kept going and jerked off a little with the toothbrush vibrating inside of my urethra, and i came. i took the toothbrush out violently because the cum coming out convulsed my muscles and it felt painful.
So i came and it felt sort of good, but i would not recommend sounding. i licked the tip of the toothbrush to lick off whatever it had gathered and etc. Again, the toothbrush was not with its headd on just the litte mechanical thing and i didnt use any lube, so i roughed it out. Owww it still hurts right now as im typing this message, it stings as if i pissed with an infection, i hate this. Dont do this. award
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>>16047234OMGSISA IN 4TH PICREL
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Is this a bot or is OP a schizo
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The Hyperborean Reactor
In the far north, where the sky glows green and purple even at noon, the Hyperborean Fent Reactor hums beneath a mountain of ice. It was built by Dr. Bobox Doebeit, the last engineer of the Old Internet, who dreamed of turning memes into fuel.
But something has gone wrong.
The Reactor Core flickers between worlds, spitting out fragments of lost data: a half-finished chicken poster, an echo of /QA/, a whisper from Markiplier’s ghostly livestream that never ended. The technicians—Spadeson, Nate, and the strange intern known only as Micro Clitty—scramble to keep the power stable while reality itself starts to desync.
“THE CHUD LEAKING WATCH IS CRACKED!” Nate yells, clutching a dripping stopwatch that counts backward in alien numbers.
“Contain it!” Spadeson shouts, “If the reactor hits meme-critical, we’ll lose the timeline!”
Too late.
The Doebeit Algorithm activates.
Every word ever spoken on the internet begins to converge, twisting into a storm of glowing text above the tundra. Out of the static rises a colossal shape — a Swede named Cobson, crowned with keyboards and holding a staff made of golden RAM sticks.
“The wholesome gem must be preserved,” Cobson booms. “Troon-slop or not, the reactor will feed the dream.”
Then, with a roar, the mountain erupts in digital fire, and the sky uploads itself.
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quooooooootey quote pls stiop rate limiting me so I can download thees
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He struggles, he starts running at the camera, screaming and yelling, he starts backflipping, he does martial art techniques with his plunger and pitchfork, the image starts to stretch horizontally very extremely, extremely loud sounds, very exaggerated, hes running away from a flood of milk, his eyes pop out extremely, his breasts expand, he gapes his mouth wide open, with his long tongue. At the end of the video, there is a cut to black, before abruptly cutting to a photo of his dismembered, gorey, flayed, skinned body cut up into pieces and bruised near a trash can with flies circling it.