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>painting yourself and your clothing entirely shear white while shaving your head

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>Removing all the hair on your face and becoming really small

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>being born with a horribly deformed head while having both of your ears dismembered via a buzzsaw and a pair of scissors

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built for bbc

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>soaking yourself in piss, clothing yourself in a chinese flag tapestry, and wearing a black bowl on your head
>shooting yourself in the head while a team of elite surgeons is nearby to repair the damage and save your life just so you can do it again
>finding a huge bwc to deepthroat with enough force your mouth starts bleeding
>removing your clothes and bungee jumping off a skyscraper with a rope instead of an elastic cord, tied around your neck

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>Getting jaw lengthening surgery and painting yourself blue, light blue, and light purple whilst looking content

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>taking HRT, dying your hair purple, start balding, morphing your body into the shape of the number three and hanging yourself

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>>16042257
Then it'd be heckin based and Natsoc pilled of course

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>>16042257
He DID do all that already doe

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>>16042217
Oh…

Thats gore…

Gore of my comfort character…

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>>16042257
AND had a trans bbc

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painting yourself brown and your eyeballs yellow
>cutting and painting your hait similar to the boyfriend character from fnf and wearing a similar hat
>having stink lines and flies flying around you
>having a 'cord sticker on you cheek
>wearing lime shitrt with letters 'ESL' on it and a 'love is love' sticker indicating that one should be put out of misery
>having an award on said shirt

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>>16042799
fail therefore you painted yourself brown and your eyeballs yellow



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