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ITT: We find a way to get the sharty in the history books

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rule 1

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itt we raid area 51

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we hack the united states missile defense system

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>>16039759
are you retarded? ya know positive things gets people recognized right? don't be a weird shrimp

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>Being a weird shrimp

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Let’s khfbc award

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>>16039779
Marge what's that supposed to mean

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>ITT: We find a way to get the sharty in the history books

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>>16039780
It was supposed to imply that I was kidnapped while typing

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>>16039785
I really hate you

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>>16039785
I really love you

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>>16039785
I really am neutral on you

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>>16039785
lets do this

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Let’s be the catalyst of a political movement that will create a world shattering event

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>>16039785
Marry me

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ITT we get some 'teen to dress up as Nophono and find a way to get into some broadcasted US-Iran peace meeting and the 'teen dressed as Nophono will go up to the people talking and yell "SHIT NOPHONO CARES ABOUT" on live tv

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>>16039796
BBC movement

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>>16039785
We should take over a impoverished African country instead

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>>16039800
quote make it happen

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>>16039785
Wait how?

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>>16039785
geg he got 'nished

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>>16039814
>>16039802
Shit, I'm sorry Jannies

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>Being a shrimp and not a weird shrimp

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Invade lesotho

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>Being a weird shrimp and not a shrimp

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>>16039822
Would South Africa care?

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>being a lobster

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>>16039822
Could we actually get a teen to fly over there and prank the Lesotho government in some way?

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>>16039756 (OP)
Lol, it's locked!

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>>16039835
Maybe doe I don't think any teen would be willing to pay some expensive trip to Lesotho just for the gegs

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>>16039766
Get a STEM master's degree and work towards a relevant engineering job, apply for NASA and wait until you can bring a printed cobson on the first manned mission to Mars

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>>16039839

Yeah, Lesotho is such a SNCA country that even if a whole squad of us went there, it wouldn't be remembered in the States.

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>>16039796
Bbecoming Based and Cchristpilled movement

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get

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im like 2 connections away from the ceo of one of the biggest companies in the world so maybe

you just have to believe me because idk how to prove it without a selfdox

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>>16039860
Tell him to add cobson on whatever next thing they do

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>>16039840
yeah but, we are all retarded here and nasa jobs are insanely hard to get

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>>16039860
Give us a hint

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>>16039865
ive never actually talked to him
i just know a guy who knows a guy who knows him

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>>16039840
No, NASA sucks I'm not going on death missions because they want some gay ass time crunch

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>>16039860
Imagine being in a position where you can just become an industry plant at will and still choosing to spend your time on snarky snappy instead

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>>16039873
nasa despite being a government corporation literally pays its employees dogshit
you can expect a salary of 100k just for the astronaut positions (which keep in mind is extremely low for the amount of training and education you need go through just to become an astronaut)

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>being in a position where you can just become an industry plant at will and still choosing to spend your time on snarky snappy instead

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>>16039874
because i dont want to get sodomized?

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>>16039884
do what i just stated a fact

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>>16039880
posting on this site is basically the same thing

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Maybe

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N-

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..

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>>16039871
more specifically
my parents are sort of big figures in a relatively big sport, and one of this CEO's children is also a big figure in this sport, and my parents have met them
so basically
my parents > CEO's child > CEO
i think my dad has mentioned talking directly with the CEO himself? im not sure

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Idk



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