/soy/ - Soyjaks

I'd like to introduce to you, what I'm calling the hunky system.
>What is the hunky system?
The hunky system is our newest coal detection software, by scanning hundreds of thousands of archives aswell as live posts, we have managed to statistically determine what is and isn't coal in accordance to crowd prediction market theory.
>When will this launch?
Ideally between August-October 2026, in which it will be public domain and open source.
>What's the usecase?
It reduces the amount of jannies you need, allowing for a more streamlined website, even when you're asleep. And unlike other post detection software, this uses modern day artificial intelligence instead of hash algorithms.