==BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER==THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.You WILL make nuvariants. You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026. You WILL not let this thread die.

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Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:44:00 №14843268 [View All][1][2][3][4][5][Quote]

BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 23:47:55 №15686659 [Quote]

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>>15686414
geg I like this variant

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 23:53:27 №15686719 [Quote]

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>>14879170

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 23:53:44 №15686725 [Quote]

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Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 23:54:04 №15686732 [Quote]

>>15686659
thx man :D

Don Turtelli 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:40:49 №15687187 [Quote]

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>>14844306
what a cute lebsian, here I help

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:48:16 №15687275 [Quote]

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>>14844686

Bapepe 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:49:16 №15687292 [Quote]

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>>14843697

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 00:43:38 №15716528 [Quote]

up

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 16:43:14 №15766309 [Quote]

eee

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 02:53:44 №15772173 [Quote]

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0407-1152-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15771577.html

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 09:02:06 №15774168 [Quote]

whens this getting moved to >>>/chive/

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 06:33:05 №15849731 [Quote]

>>15774168
brimstone winter is now just brimstone 2026, as not a single good variant has been made this year

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 06:34:41 №15849740 [Quote]

>>15849731
stfu demoralizing faggot

A24 04/14/26 (Tue) 06:36:41 №15849745 [Quote]

>>15849740
demoralizing but true

ElPerro 04/16/26 (Thu) 19:34:27 №15873143 [Quote]

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>>>15849740
>demoralizing but true

Schizo 04/16/26 (Thu) 19:36:42 №15873166 [Quote]

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>BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
>THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
>You WILL make nuvariants.
>You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
>You WILL not let this thread die.
>You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
>We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
>"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 19:44:10 №15873237 [Quote]

>>14843358
glistening

Hornyson 04/25/26 (Sat) 01:13:49 №15962926 [Quote]

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Gem

Raisinskin 04/25/26 (Sat) 01:14:35 №15962937 [Quote]

>>15849731
0 good nuvariants after Nojak

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 02:54:34 №15974058 [Quote]

>>15102511
Geg yeah it does look like Vloddy

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 02:57:34 №15974074 [Quote]

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fuck you niggers, beardjak won.

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 03:00:35 №15974089 [Quote]

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insurecucks really pay the jews monthly

Chud 04/27/26 (Mon) 19:38:34 №15989167 [Quote]

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>Nusoys trying not to create Poopson for the thrembillionth time award

Emmanuel 04/29/26 (Wed) 14:43:42 №16005608 [Quote]

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>BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
>THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
>You WILL make nuvariants.
>You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
>You WILL not let this thread die.
>You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
>We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
>"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 21:17:47 №16028940 [Quote]

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zogson was the last gem of brimstone winter to end it all

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 21:20:18 №16028968 [Quote]

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made with love a week ago or however the prion disease spreads

Chok 05/01/26 (Fri) 21:23:09 №16028993 [Quote]

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>>Nusoys trying not to create Poopson for the thrembillionth time award

Slitherjak 05/01/26 (Fri) 21:24:47 №16029011 [Quote]

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Uploading this so octopuson doesn't get the last poopson ITT award

Cryboy 05/01/26 (Fri) 21:25:28 №16029015 [Quote]

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>Uploading this so octopuson doesn't get the last poopson ITT award

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:07:47 №16033781 [Quote]

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>>16028940
no kippah version

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:17:15 №16033816 [Quote]

nigga it's spring let this thread die please

Jacobson 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:29:31 №16033873 [Quote]

worst brimstone winter ever

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:40:07 №16033911 [Quote]

>>16033873
brimstone nuclear winter

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:48:33 №16033946 [Quote]

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>>16033873
ev&oe we got zogson

Nobaldi 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:50:35 №16033952 [Quote]

>>14843353
>>14843697
>>14855042
>>14862194
>>14872585
>>14921868
>>14963856
>>14974720
>>15355743
>>15686311
>>15974074
>>16028940
All the genuine sovful gems ITT
Pick one of these to be the next nuvariant 'teens

Lawrence 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:59:44 №16033995 [Quote]

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made in 2023 doebeit

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 12:00:44 №16033997 [Quote]

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>>16033952
zogson has already been chosen
he has killed cob

Mulletjak 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:41:56 №16065773 [Quote]

>>16033952
all of these look like shit on a shingle

Jackob 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:54:13 №16065825 [Quote]

>>16033997
Can you stop fucking avatar fagging you sperg

Brimstone Winter is not over Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 19:07:40 №16065909 [Quote]

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Brimstone Winter is not over
Brimstone Winter is not over
Brimstone Winter is not over
Brimstone Winter is not over
You said something's coal
And I could say the same to you
Buck-Broken over and over again
What else can I do?
I've tasted gemmies (a-ha)
I've tasted jews (oh, no!)
I've tasted brimstone and it tasted good!
I've tasted slopjaks (wah)
I've tasted 'cado (uh-oh)
I've tasted brimstone and it tasted good!
But that's locked!
You can have it when the sharty is gone!
But that's keyed! (Uh-ooh-ah-oh-ah-oh)
But that's keyed!
You can have it when the sharty is gone!
So shut it down
Brimstone Winter is not over
Brimstone Winter is not over
Brimstone Winter is not over
Brimstone Winter is not over
You say there's no more gems
And now you've got to choose
You said, "I've got the power to make any 'jak"
And darling, it's true
I've tasted gemmies (a-ha)
I've tasted jews (oh, no!)
I've tasted brimstone and it tasted good!
I've tasted slopjaks (wah)
I've tasted 'cado (uh-oh)
I've tasted brimstone and it tasted good!
But that's locked!
You can have it when the dinner sharty is gone!
But that's keyed! (Uh-ooh-ah-oh-ah-oh)
But that's keyed!
You can have it when the sharty is gone!
So shut it down
One, two, rise and leave me bleached (alright!)
And I feel me coming all the time (no way!)
But I really wanna draw the gem (okay!)
When you wanna keep me out of my board (hey, what?)
You want to shut me down until I'm fine!
DNB until I'm fine!
Nusoi, you're coaling it apart (no way!)
And I wanna, wanna black (okay!)
But I'm never gonna see the gems (hey, what?)
'Cause everybody's gonna shut it down until I'm fine!
DNB until I'm fine!
Middle of the party, we got all the 'logs in view
Got to where 'jakking was something you'd do
For the time
I've tasted gemmies (a-ha)
I've tasted jews (oh no!)
I've tasted brimstone and it tasted good!
I've tasted slopjaks (wah)
I've tasted 'cado (uh-oh)
I've tasted brimstone and it tasted good!
But that's locked!
You can have it when the sharty is gone!
But that's locked! (Uh-ooh-ah-oh-ah-oh)
But that's locked!
You can have it when the sharty is gone!
So shut it down!

Fingerboy 05/05/26 (Tue) 19:09:42 №16065926 [Quote]

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