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how can i get a woman to hug me

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find nerd one, she still drop you after one/two meeting, but for one time hug it's not that hard

 β„–99330[Quote]

Reincarnate with good genes

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>>99330
i have decent genes but im scared to ask

 β„–99333[Quote]

>>99331
Fuck off then

 β„–99334[Quote]

>>99333
Social anxiety is a bitch doe

 β„–99335[Quote]

I would like to know that as well. One time I covered a female coworkers shift and she "air-hugged" me to thank me. Brutal.

 β„–99336[Quote]

Also you can to get a job where many women work, then just respond to one who first tries to talk to you

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>>99336
i have a job already

 β„–99338[Quote]

>>99337
And what percentage of men are there?

 β„–99339[Quote]

>>99338
50-50 split but most of the women there are 40 year old black women

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>>99339
>most of the women there are 40 year old black women
Well, I’m not surprised you’re having bio-issues.
Look for a place where you can be around suitable women. Just be, you don’t necessarily have to try talking to them first(Speaking from experience: approaching someone yourself is just a recipe for ruining your self-esteem more), Let chance happen on its own. Just reciprocate if someone shows interest in you first.

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>>99341
i do know a lot of white women as well outside of that job

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>>99354
And what do you think your problem is? Describe why you aren't in a relationship with one of them

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>>99335
LOL an air hug is crazy bro im sorry

 β„–99361[Quote]

>>99357
im trying to get into a relationship with one of them
>any

 β„–99362[Quote]

>>99361
So, how is it going? Do you actually have a lot in common with any of them?

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>>99362
this might be hard since they are all normies

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>>99368
thats our main problem…
I thought it was my looks while I was deep in the blackpill.
But i looksmax, tried tinderpill, then tried speak more with foids and realized 90% of them just boring, we have nothing to talk to
There are interesting ones, but there are so few of them that they will never become attached to you.
blackpill is still based, but I think it's more complicated

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>>99381
tinder and dating apps as a whole are shit if youre not attractive

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>>99386
it shit for every man, i am grow up my look very much, and still get nothing, being handsome will yield at least some kind of match, but foids still not attached at all

 β„–99411[Quote]

How should I get one if I'm 6 feet man with 9/10 HISA Chad face but am an unsocialised shut-in sperg? I want one which does not use normigroid social media and 'tok-like clip slop and doesn't selfdox herself online like most goyim do.

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>>99411
Kill yourself niggerfaggot goodlifer

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just ask really nicely

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>>99411
If you were an actual HISA you wouldn't have to ask people on the shardee how to get a gf

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who says its possible?

 β„–99607[Quote]

OP update i going to talk to this girl in 2 days i think i might have a chance

 β„–99613[Quote]

>>99607
Good luck, hope she'll never break your heart

 β„–99626[Quote]

>>99335
Foids don’t even bother to air hug me. They think I’m retarded or something.

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I've been hugged but they were kind of slutty girls who hug anyone who arouses them at the moment.

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>>99468
During last school years random girls whom I don't know said I'm cool or cute and hugged me for no reason. This happened multiple times with different girls. I was too much of inept sperg to follow on or something. How would you explain it?

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>>99613
im going to compliment her on her eyes so i should be good

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>>99740
Hmmph, well, try to make it sincere, not just like a compliment for the sake of a compliment.

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Kidnap one

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>>99687
Kys chad

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>>99828
coping nigger

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>>99828
being hugged is not special nigger lmao. it doesnt mean anything if there's no love anyways.

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I think the ones that did just found me cute. I never asked because that’s creepy shit, they just would do it.

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>>99834
Die niggerkike

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>>99834
That’s what I’m thinking

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>>99831
Nusois not like tht

 β„–99954[Quote]

no rizz

 β„–99958[Quote]

>>99740
OP update i saw her wear a hoodie of Olivia Rodrigo some random snca artist who supports abortions and hates trump is it over

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>>99958
POOPY NOT OLIVIA SHE GAY!

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>>99960
i dont know who she is someone explain

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>>99958
dunno, maybe not? what are you choosing, get foidpilled and rethink your views and maybe she’ll rethink hers too? Or stay true to yourself, but be alone?

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>>99963
im staying true to myself

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>>99965
Don't be sad for long;
if you're from the US, about 90% of women there are like that.
You are not alone, we’re all like that here.

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i want advice why are giggers spamming

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son of a bitch we got catty wiped

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>>>>100259
We’ll be back up there soon

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>>100240
I gotchu buddy

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>>100261
for the love of god

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>>99834
I had something very similar happen to me. All throughout highschool, I felt like a huge unloveable faggot because i was extremely skinny-fat with the classic dyke fade combover haircut, but i made quick friends with a ton of ppl because i was bored and needed pol to talk to. Effectively i was new there cuz this was not a school that ppl from my middleschool usually ended up going to

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Long story short, i made a good impression on a girl who lots of people liked and we played video games together a couple of times, she was/is cute, but she was a manic pixie dreamgirl type who liked shrooms and ended up opening an onlyfans during senior year (before she was 18 DOCTOOOSSSS) so i dodged a bullet when i didn’t realize she liked me.

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Covid rolled around at the tail end of my 9th grade year, and continued until the end of my 10th grade year, so effectively i lost all the friendships i made in 9th grade because they were shallow. During that time I blackpilled hard and told myself that i had to work out because the alternative was to kill myself, but it worked out bcuz i went from a fat retarded mongoloid to a 5’11 lean person with a good jawline and facial features.

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During 11th grade a girl who was universally known for being the most physically attractive girl in our grade at the time started talking to me more regularly, and the MPDG girl from 9th grade was also. Not in a romantic way but it was a morale boost cuz i thought i was ugly as fuck to most women. I had dated a girl during Covid and partially into 11th grade but she was a 4/10 sperg who had an autism attack and decided to call it quits on dating so we broke up. I spent the rest of 11th grade trying to make friends again, although i had 1 or 2 from 9th grade who were gigas and kept in touch with me.

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When 12th grade rolled around, I had high morale and some friends, I was also a drawfag who would go around drawing pictures of my friends and others who intrigued me. The MPDG girl wanted me to draw her so she took a picture with my phone that showed a bunch of her cleavage, and the really attractive girl (who sadly is a total mentally cooked bimbo) drew hentai in my little drawing book. She later went on to say that she showed one of our class pictures to her mom and that her mom said β€œhe looks like a nerd but he’ll turn out hot later on” which i should’ve taken as a hint that she liked me, but i once again dodged a bullet (thank god).

 β„–100274[Quote]

Also a columbian girl who was rlly attractive but extremely sassy and annoying at times definitely flirted with me and I for sure had a chance, but i decided not to cuz i wasn’t confident and cuz she had dated some weirdos before me. LONG STORY SHORT, I ended up making friends with a girl who was in one of my classes, and every time we talked it felt like someone finally cared about me. We have been together now for 4 years, and she’s everything i could ask for.

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>>10024 although i have decent genetics (white, not too short and blonde) I can say with certainty that all you need is to be slightly confident, look decent (just work out as hard as you can but you don’t have to make suicide the alternative to exercise) and make a decent impression. I dodged a few bullets, but i also missed out on valuable experience, even though in the end i learned that i valued a person who actually cared about me and liked me more than girls with huge tits and asses who everygoy thinks are stunning (maximum 7/10) .

 β„–100276[Quote]

Girls will make very quick but very obvious attempts at flirting, and you just gotta catch it quick. Don’t reveal your soyteen identity immediately (or ever) if you want to make a good impression on foids. Also for the love of christ keep up good hygiene and pick a decent haircut. Anyone can look decent with a good haircut and some acutaine along with a normal bodyweight.

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>>100275
No confidence for your ugly face, manlet height and autism

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>>100275
What is not too short, how tall are you?

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>>100304
last time i checked i'm 6'2"

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>>100309
Wow no wonder then nigger. Also how is that "not too short"?

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>>100309
You can't make this shit up

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>>100309
it might bet over for me

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>>100310
>>100312
>>100340
geeeg i lied i'm not OP but i'm probably not that far from truth

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>>100345
Are you okay after rejection?

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Pay them money

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>>100368
no im the guy with the whole Olivia Rodrigo thing

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>>100304
Im the guy who posted the snca about getting a gf and shit. I’m 5”11

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>>100340
Naw I see ugly niggaz who are under 6ft get girls every fucking day. Its not over

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>>100282
I also have microcephaly and i’m having secks with ur mother secretly

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R9k is good now and pph is decent

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women keep smiling at me is this hope

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>>100673
Fuck off normtroon

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>>>100673 (You)
>Fuck off normtroon

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>>100690
Makes zero actual sense

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>>100693
cope harder nigger let me find love

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>>100694
Then get out of here faggot

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>>100695
no thank you i will keep using this site faggot

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>>100696
I'm going to tear your flesh open with a blade

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>>>100696 (You)
>I'm going to tear your flesh open with a blade

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>>100698
Because I hate men who get female attention, especially the ones on here

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>>100700
then get off this board

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>>100701
Incel board

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>>100703
im trying to get advice here because i have nowhere else

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>>>100703
>im trying to get advice here because i have nowhere else

Are you okay brain wise? u can always seek other sites on the internet for guidance, reddit is a double edged sword but older posts usually have decent info. u just sound like a bait thread

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>>100719
i lurk on reddit for that sometimes but i dont want to make an account

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bitch i want love why do niggers keep spamming this board

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thing is, on reddit and sp you're asking people that speculate about how a relationship works



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