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try to be as descriptive as possible

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yuor mumma

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not very talkative, has no friends, doesnt use makeup, dresses nicely, humble, isnt a shitskin

 β„–99215[Quote]

5'3-5'5
Brown hair
Glasses
Either big boobs or small perky ones
Introverted

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alive and white (preferably not a tranny)
thats it really

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I don't like thinking about this. I'll know when/if I see her

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large, thick, juicy cock 8 inches minimum

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>>99266
>I don't like thinking about this. I'll know when/if I see her
I figure that’s a good way to think about it, at least that’s how I am

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alive,not fat,good looking
Optional:eye covering afro

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>>99266
im kind of like this. i have a very detailed idea of what im looking for but that all will just go out of the window the moment i meet the girl im after. i think its good to know what traits you prize in someone else though so you can identify what you are lacking in yourself

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>>99312
tsmt
>unoriginal content nigger

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a little bit chubby but firm
cute
5'7

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whatever works

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any race
skinny or a little chubby (but never obese)
flat or medium sized breasts
fat ass (but not too big)
tiny or no thigh gap
and most important of all: kind and caring towards me

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Trans woman of color
Catholic
Uses lots of makeup
Built like Hulk Hogan

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>>99187 (OP)
The only women I’ve truly crushed on are those that gave me attention or a compliment. I think I need some sort of connection or memory to become attached to a woman, so I don’t have a type. Generally I don’t find women that attractive but the one’s that gave me those things are beautiful to me.

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>>99187 (OP)
Short
Blonde
Large brown eyes
Full lips
Button nose
Pale
Thin
Hourglass figure
Small-to-medium but shapely boobs and ass
KHHV
18-22 y/o
Devoted, "quirky" (in a sincere way, not pizzacake quirk chungus shit), loving personality
Accommodates my fetishes (nothing too weird)
No male friends, preferably minimal to no female friends either so they're not grooming her into roastiehood
No fucked up family background
No tattoos or piercings
Debt-free
Dresses modestly
Wants to be a housewife and mother

I could probably come up with more details, but it's not like any of this matters coming from a sickly, ugly, mentally-ill soon-to-be wizard.

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Feminine penis

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>>99648
Yeah this basically. If a woman is nice to me and we share some interests I have little to no preferences, I'll drop most standards.
Still the basics are:
Not obese. Chubby is fine, you can't avoid it since everyone has too much body fat at this point but I don't want a lardass.
Not a jeet or arab, I don't like those groups at all
Not retarded
Doesn't waste money buying useless shit
Preferably a virgin, or at least only has a history of longer term boyfriends. Ideally no male "friends" and her female friends shouldn't be demonesses that will try to mess with the relationship. No Dating app hookup whores.
Generally has her priorities right and isn't a useless NEET.
Not some drug or alcohol addict degenerate

My priorities are more that shes generally not a waste of space and isn't a whore. After that point if the personalities and interests click I don't give a fuck

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>>99187 (OP)
clone of me but female

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necrobvmp go vp

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>Substantially taller or shorter than me
>Christpilled
>Not in the female hivemind
>Genuinely loves me and God
Too much to ask for, but there's a reason why the discussion is about the "Ideal" woman.

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>>100515
Oh also, not a fat whale, being slightly plump is acceptable but otherwise it's not okay
Plus wants children and generally is not a meanie

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I am a dog pretending to be human, i maul children in the street and steal food from the nearest subway. I get financial aid from the state of California and i might have rabbies

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>>99187 (OP)
Idk
<riginal

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^ age gap
^ asian

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negrobump
<unengroal content

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my ideal woman is none because I don't like women and I prefer to do my own work

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>>99187 (OP)

A few pounds heavier than average, older than me by a few years, farts a lot.

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>>102001
>I don't like women and I prefer to do my own work
either 1. faggot 2. completely asexual giga 3. epi gooner

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>>>99187 (OP)
>
>A few pounds heavier than average, older than me by a few years, farts a lot.

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loves me

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>>102099
>loves me
^impossible

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Upppy thread

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>>102540
101840 and 102104 right here, going to elaborate
required:
1. in shape
2. somewhat likes me
3. within 4 years of age
4. mostly clear skin
5. decent face
what helps/turns me on:
6. asian
7. big tits, or if not:
8. skinny (but not emaciated)
9. is on the smarter end
10. decent fashion

2 disqualifies pretty much everyone

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>>102004
hello h3k

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I’ll post my preferences soon maybe

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my beautiful girlfriend, I love her more than anything in this cruel world, she is my dream woman who I die for



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