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yuor mumma
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not very talkative, has no friends, doesnt use makeup, dresses nicely, humble, isnt a shitskin
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5'3-5'5
Brown hair
Glasses
Either big boobs or small perky ones
Introverted
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alive and white (preferably not a tranny)
thats it really
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large, thick, juicy cock 8 inches minimum
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>>99266>I don't like thinking about this. I'll know when/if I see herI figure thatβs a good way to think about it, at least thatβs how I am
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>>99266im kind of like this. i have a very detailed idea of what im looking for but that all will just go out of the window the moment i meet the girl im after. i think its good to know what traits you prize in someone else though so you can identify what you are lacking in yourself
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>>99312tsmt
>unoriginal content nigger β99380[Quote]
a little bit chubby but firm
cute
5'7
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any race
skinny or a little chubby (but never obese)
flat or medium sized breasts
fat ass (but not too big)
tiny or no thigh gap
and most important of all: kind and caring towards me
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Trans woman of color
Catholic
Uses lots of makeup
Built like Hulk Hogan
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>>99187 (OP)The only women Iβve truly crushed on are those that gave me attention or a compliment. I think I need some sort of connection or memory to become attached to a woman, so I donβt have a type. Generally I donβt find women that attractive but the oneβs that gave me those things are beautiful to me.
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>>99187 (OP)Short
Blonde
Large brown eyes
Full lips
Button nose
Pale
Thin
Hourglass figure
Small-to-medium but shapely boobs and ass
KHHV
18-22 y/o
Devoted, "quirky" (in a sincere way, not pizzacake quirk chungus shit), loving personality
Accommodates my fetishes (nothing too weird)
No male friends, preferably minimal to no female friends either so they're not grooming her into roastiehood
No fucked up family background
No tattoos or piercings
Debt-free
Dresses modestly
Wants to be a housewife and mother
I could probably come up with more details, but it's not like any of this matters coming from a sickly, ugly, mentally-ill soon-to-be wizard.
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Feminine penis
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>>99648Yeah this basically. If a woman is nice to me and we share some interests I have little to no preferences, I'll drop most standards.
Still the basics are:
Not obese. Chubby is fine, you can't avoid it since everyone has too much body fat at this point but I don't want a lardass.
Not a jeet or arab, I don't like those groups at all
Not retarded
Doesn't waste money buying useless shit
Preferably a virgin, or at least only has a history of longer term boyfriends. Ideally no male "friends" and her female friends shouldn't be demonesses that will try to mess with the relationship. No Dating app hookup whores.
Generally has her priorities right and isn't a useless NEET.
Not some drug or alcohol addict degenerate
My priorities are more that shes generally not a waste of space and isn't a whore. After that point if the personalities and interests click I don't give a fuck
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>>99187 (OP)clone of me but female
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necrobvmp go vp
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>Substantially taller or shorter than me
>Christpilled
>Not in the female hivemind
>Genuinely loves me and God
Too much to ask for, but there's a reason why the discussion is about the "Ideal" woman.
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>>100515Oh also, not a fat whale, being slightly plump is acceptable but otherwise it's not okay
Plus wants children and generally is not a meanie
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I am a dog pretending to be human, i maul children in the street and steal food from the nearest subway. I get financial aid from the state of California and i might have rabbies
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^ age gap
^ asian
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negrobump
<unengroal content
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my ideal woman is none because I don't like women and I prefer to do my own work
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>>99187 (OP)A few pounds heavier than average, older than me by a few years, farts a lot.
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>>102001>I don't like women and I prefer to do my own workeither 1. faggot 2. completely asexual giga 3. epi gooner
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loves me
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Upppy thread
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>>102540101840 and 102104 right here, going to elaborate
required:
1. in shape
2. somewhat likes me
3. within 4 years of age
4. mostly clear skin
5. decent face
what helps/turns me on:
6. asian
7. big tits, or if not:
8. skinny (but not emaciated)
9. is on the smarter end
10. decent fashion
2 disqualifies pretty much everyone
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Iβll post my preferences soon maybe
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my beautiful girlfriend, I love her more than anything in this cruel world, she is my dream woman who I die for
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vvppp
<original
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i just her to love me man
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One that has none of my interests because no real woman would care about my interests
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1.
this one girl that i actually can talk to sometimes
>100 lbs
>chinese
>good face
>clear skin
>decent personality
<talks to too many guys
<stupid
2.
this one girl that I've been texting for a while
>chinese
>funny
>okay face
<young
<not that smart
3.
this other girl i've been texting with for a while
<mexican
>decent body
>great personality, somewhat of a femcel
>decent face
<might be a makeupcel (very hard to tell)
<probably doesn't like me
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>>103119Are you white? I'm asking cause it sounds like you benefit a lot from JBW since all of the girls you listed are non-white
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>>103119average amerimutt waifu shopping list. kill yourself.
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>>103119im too tired to give you a passionate vocaroo but just incase you forgot, you should kill yourself
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>>99187 (OP) dommy mommy
6'1-6'3
big breats for a boobjob
thight clit
infertile
naΓ―ve
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>>103143Geg in every single vocaroo you send you tell them to kill themselves. Honestly at this point you could just send a 1s long blank vocaroo and if they arent a nusoi and have spent more than a day on here they should get the hint
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>>99187 (OP)can it be a guy if a wompa
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shorter than me, not a total retard, as inexperienced as me or less (Done some stuff but still a virgin) in shape, white or asian, funny, fun to talk to. Unfortunately, the second thing disqualifies 99.9% of women.
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>>103154you. will. never. be. a. woman.
but yes
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>>>103119
>Are you white? I'm asking cause it sounds like you benefit a lot from JBW since all of the girls you listed are non-white
Iβm a hapaβ¦
Time to rope.
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>>103142At least Iβm not a nigger from lesotho
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>>103143Holy shit i was convinced you just keep a million saved randomly geg
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>>103211I have the exact build as picrel
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one that is pretty and likes me for who i am (and is white and wants kids)
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vpppy
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good thread go up
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okay to be honest i tend to gravitate towards tomboys and nerdy girls but i don't think i should worry about what i want in a woman before i finish improving myself to a significant degree
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Good threads go up
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Preferably not Black, Indian, Jewish, or trans. Height doesnβt matter, and they should at the very least not be morbidly obese and not be built like an alien. Bigger and closer set eyes are appealing to me (Think Emmy Rossum), wide set eyes make me think of Sid the Sloth. Glasses are a plus. I donβt care how they dress, with the exception being for sex where I donβt like lace. Ideally she is passionate about her interests and has creative hobbies. They need to have a job, and have aspirations to move in together if we get serious. No βgirl bossesβ no radfems or misandrists. Ideally she wouldnβt engage with the (far)left or the (far)right and would form her own opinions not based on the agenda of a political party. I think this is pretty realistic to want.
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shes reading this thread