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Chud 09/18/26 (Fri) 23:21:48 №99111 [Quote]

i can't jerk off because my hands are injured

Chud 09/18/26 (Fri) 23:38:37 №99113 [Quote]

how did you injure them

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 01:32:29 №99121 [Quote]

did you get carp tunnel

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 07:34:58 №99149 [Quote]

>injuring your hands to practice nevergooning

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 15:04:44 №99275 [Quote]

>>99149
what in the fuck is thaat

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 15:20:18 №99283 [Quote]

Use your feet

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 15:51:11 №99292 [Quote]

>>99149
>And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 18:46:13 №99316 [Quote]

I used to jerk off using my thighs because they are really big for no reason

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 02:53:58 №99383 [Quote]

>>99111 (OP)
you're blessed anon
unironically when i was 12, i knew an upperclassman broke his hand via masturbation

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 18:24:09 №99571 [Quote]

>>99316
i'm going to jerk off with your thighs nigger

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