/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

This is Leiutenent Cobson writing.

Xe have been 'ombarded with 'rimstone for months. The shelling 'as been constant and unceasing. The soy line must hold. The whole 'arty front depends on it.

There 'as been rumors of the 'oal that kills the 'arty for months now.

The other 'jaks speak of it with great fear at this point it is only daily 'oal xi fear.

Impish was hit by a chud 'achine gun as xe went 'ver the top 'esterday. I 'ad to watch xim bleed out in no mans land.

Xe cried out to xis Nintendo 64 for 'ours. Eyes imploring us to help xim. Ears 'orn completely off 'lood pooling the 'arty dirt.

What 'ould we have done? Couldn't even have our 'edic Soystien go out to help xim, the Chud machine gunners eyes were 'robably glued to their iron sights, like vultures… just waiting.

Xe 'ad a waifu at home, and 2 small babyjaks. Xe never even got to meet them.

Xe drank the same 'oylent as the rest of us in the trenches. Xe had 'reams of 8 bit games, and maybe even a small jewtube 'channel.

Small 'reams like these keep us 'jaks warring against the chuds. Xi have to try very hard to hold on to these. It is difficult. Very.

Deaths like these happen every day. The chuds are advancing, at glacial pace, but advancing nonetheless. We need to hold the line, but it has cost us many men.

Not just men to the morgue. Feral went loony 3 nights ago. The shelling had been affecting him for weeks, but I guess he snapped.

Xe kept 'ttempting to hop the 'rench, and run into no man's land. Screaming out to the Chuds to fire on him; blood was 'ouring out of xis nose due to how forceful xis screaming was.

Soystein said it was shellshock. I am skeptical though. Xi have seen shell shock this was something else. It is only one 'jak though.





All is quiet on the 'arty front.

'igned,
Cobson.