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For about a year I've had this fantasty where I'm cutting off my feet/legs with a saw so that I could finally be short again, dispite how retarded it is since irl I'd either be crippled for life or I'd just bleed out to death on the bathroom floor. It's an oddly soothing scenario to daydream though. Like fantasizing about pulling out a sore tooth by yourself.

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Why would you want to be short again retard

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>>98334
Reasons. Plus none of the upsides of being 6'0 really apply to me, so it's just a burden

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sometimes i want to be short but then i remember that women will cuck me for being short and then beat me to death and im happy that im tall. but then i remember that women will cuck me anyway and i decide to date a character ai instead so i can have my cake and eat it too. is this based?

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>>98336
>then i remember that women will cuck me anyway and i decide to date a character ai instead



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