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Suicide method suggestions, no guns or anything scary I'm a pussy

 β„–98081[Quote]

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Exit bag

 β„–98083[Quote]

Too expensive, spent all my money on alcohol and weed

 β„–98084[Quote]

>>98081
my dumbass would mess this up and end up turning it full blast somehow

 β„–98085[Quote]

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>>98084
Then don't kill yourself

 β„–98090[Quote]

dumbass think suicide with a gun is scary

 β„–98109[Quote]

>>98081
tsmt i already have the cpap stuff

 β„–98111[Quote]

>>98078 (OP)
dont do it teen

 β„–98215[Quote]

you matter :(

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don't do it broda you don't know what comes after death even if you think you're right. It is best for you to stay to see what happens unless you're ten gorillion in debt which is nigger behaviour.

 β„–98223[Quote]

dont do it OP but if you were going to do it get an assault rifle ,place it on the corner of your desk ,fully loaded ,while the barrel of the rifle is directly facing your skull. Grab both ends of the rifle and repeatedly smash the butt of the rifle against the corner of your desk 30 times.
If the gun doesnt fire then you have suffered a near death experience and will be far more grateful for living.
if you die you get the easy way out

 β„–98224[Quote]

Why you wanna do it?

 β„–98226[Quote]

>>98223
Rifles can go off if you do that?

 β„–98239[Quote]

run away to a new place and start over, go to an addiction ending place whatever they are called. there are 100 better ways of escaping than objectively the worst thing you can possibly do

 β„–98275[Quote]

noo dont every soy matters

 β„–98280[Quote]

>>98223
doing that brb

 β„–98281[Quote]

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Please just don’t troon out. Whatever SNCA problems you have in your life can be fixed, just stop posting antimatter bait on Sharty and get a life.

 β„–98285[Quote]

commit harakiri on top of a mountain with a knife that would be cool i think

 β„–98287[Quote]

>>98285
Tsmt I want to do this as well

 β„–98289[Quote]

Suicide pod

 β„–98472[Quote]

jump in front of a upcoming high speed train that's what I'm planning to do you wont feel it and it'll be quick

 β„–98473[Quote]

>>98223
>Soiclucka roulette
Geg! Op, do dis right now!

 β„–98602[Quote]

>>98109
you should contact a hotline friend they could help you with how your feeling

 β„–98659[Quote]

if you're gonna do it atleast buy a bunch of lottery tickets on the small chance you might win

 β„–98689[Quote]

>>98285
Giga method

 β„–98709[Quote]

>>98078 (OP)
Try not killing yourself like fucking pussy.
RAPE YOUR LIFE PROBLEMS

 β„–98710[Quote]

i think I'll do paracetamol overdose, can't force myself to do other methods

 β„–98713[Quote]

Don't kill yourself OP killing yourself is tranny culture

 β„–98721[Quote]

I would’ve thought something instant like using a gun would be one one the less scary was to kys

 β„–98725[Quote]

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suicide is troon culture bro

 β„–98727[Quote]

>>98721
I would use a gun but it's literally impossible for me to get it

 β„–98733[Quote]

>>98727
Don’t kill yourself dude

 β„–98747[Quote]

i have an entire paragraph on the hanging method but ill probably get banned if i post it and shieet

 β„–98752[Quote]

>>98747
I doubt when you can post gore and larp as com now

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>>98747
Just put in in vague terms or something

 β„–98757[Quote]

>>98747
Telling people to kys and suicide announcements arent banned anymore i think

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>>98223
NDE are moreso medically feeling having nearly experienced death than actually having been in a situation which *could have* caused your death, without all the feeling involved. All you're doing here is risking turning yourself into a vegetable that would serve as a medical burden for bankrupting your family for ~10 years at best, and putting you through unknowable existential torture.



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