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 â„–98010[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

how does one acquire a online girlfriend?

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Fucking idiot stupid reTred dubmb idiot

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Go fucl yourself ratrd

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>>98012
help a guy out man

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discord would be easiest, but theres a 99.99% chance you arent the only guy she is talking to. i would avoid dating servers and stick to normal servers that happen to have foids in them for that reason

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>online girlfriend

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Be white and go on interpals or something

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it fucking sucks i had one on roblox

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I'm too autistic even for that

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She's going to be a 30 year old indian man named Aarav and you will be disappointed

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>>98049
yeah looking back this thread does look dodgy but im 18 and looking for someone around my age (not younger nigga dw)
>>98020
i mean yeah but i dont want to just join random cord servers looking for a foid, tbh would be cool to find one on here

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>>98053
what is an interpal? is this an american thing?

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ask around for a bpdemon
they are always looking for validation

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>>98106
marge? where do i look

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Just join 'cords about 'tism interests like deltarune or something like at and larp the interest until you're a well known member and try rizzing up the baddies and sheeet
Not tested but as >>98020 said if you look for a gf on discord you wont find a good one so you gotta just run into them i guess

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>>98176
i dont really have many spergy interests other than tranime tbh. and i am too shy to join a cord server. is there no foiderinios here?

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guys a DIL

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>how does one acquire a online girlfriend?
*an online girlfriend

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>>98020
Ironically it's been 5 years I've been using cord and never got a girlfriend so far

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>>98243
BRO LEAVE

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>>98267
this is why im not gonna do it man im not joining a cord server just to get groomed by a random nigga

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no no no its not worth it brother stay away from that shit ive seen many people myself included who have been through hell over that stuff if i were you i just stop thinking about online waifus better for your sake

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not worth it.

 â„–98673[Quote]

to be fair it does seem like finding sisas irl is nigh impossible as they all seem to be total boring ass normalfags, online feels like the only way i could meet someone with similar interests but edating has so many problems so its a fucked up situation no matter what

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>>98673
this. i like the idea of edating doey
>>98607
why?

 â„–98703[Quote]

Only date someone who is relatively close don’t go across continents that shit won’t ever work sorry not sorry, and don’t date anyone from here you’re asking for issues by doing that

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>>98703
>>98703
Relativley close means close by states or close by countries btw. But don’t be going around dating women from across the planet it’s easier for your folks to support you by doing it closer

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online dating is to relationships what porn is to sex

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>>98703
would love a soyteen gf doe

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>>98735
i used to think i wanted a soyteen bf, now not so much

 â„–98738[Quote]

Easy. Just lurk in some 'cord until you come across some egirl (BPD obese landwhale), and give her literally any attention whatsoever.

The real question you should be asking is 'Should I acquire an online girlfriend?'
The answer is no.

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>>98736
Shit we fish gods care about

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>>98735
no you don’t I’ve heard horror stories from one janny who tried in like April and it sounds awful

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>>98743
the one i got with is a janny too geg, maybe hes talking about me

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>>98746
Oh that’s because he told me about you I know who you are

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please tell your foid friend to stop pushing lies on the ru thanks

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>>98736
why? did you have a bad experience? are you yourself a man? are you a homo?

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>>98764
she is a liar lol

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>>98765
most likely a man too. got all my hopes up damn nigga

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>>98762
>>98765
eve&doe i have snopes, youre the one being lied to geg but believe what you want im sure hes nice to you guys
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and W stalking me with your janny perms

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>>98770
you have nothing he did nothing wrong and you should just move the fuck on instead of lying to that one foid and that other attention seeking faggot who should've never gotten mod to begin with

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>>>98770
>you have nothing he did nothing wrong and you should just move the fuck on instead of lying to that one foid and that other attention seeking faggot who should've never gotten mod to begin with

hi

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>>>98770
Shut up nigger pedophile

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>>98772
oh im sure i have nothing
>i would never do anything to real children
real quote he said btw, but im guessing hes going to tell you that he never did dis either
>move the fuck on
ill have you know he made the effort to get in contact with me like 2 weeks ago through his friend, so maybe try telling him that?

 â„–98777[Quote]

>real quote he said btw, but im guessing hes going to tell you that he never did dis either
why would he tell me about something he never said and also if he's not doing anything to children that is a good thing
>ill have you know he made the effort to get in contact with me like 2 weeks ago through his friend, so maybe try telling him that?
good you deserve it

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>>98776
what hold on im confused who the fuck are you?

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>>>98770
>you have nothing he did nothing wrong and you should just move the fuck on instead of lying to that one foid and that other attention seeking faggot who should've never gotten mod to begin with

w janny stalking

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who are these foids derailing my thread

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>>98777
lol you retard i mean hes obviously going to deny it, im guessing you have the same stance on gooning to 'oli as he does then. good for you guys you can talk about your W faps
>good you deserve it
absolute nigger babble ova here, deserve what. him not being moved on? greg

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>>98778
>>98780
my apologies nusoi, use this as an example of why you shouldn't date someone from the sharty. especially if theyre a janny cause theyre going to use their janny perms to stalk you across the site sighhh

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>>98781
you deserve it because you clearly lied about him for no reason and project with this loli stuff no one else brought that up btw

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>>98783
which part did i lie about i'm curious

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>>98786
you most falsely claimed to people that he’s a pedophile

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This entire thread is evidence that you don’t need a sharty girlfriend, or boy friend if you swing that way

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soyjak.st relationship

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>>98789
Yeah it's evidence to not get a sharty boyfriend because he will end up gooning to 'oli and browsing chan

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>>98791
you are beyond obsessed holy shit

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>>98793
Stating genuine facts is being obsessed. Nu information!

 â„–98795[Quote]

this is some retarded beef, why dont u guys just move on from eachother rather than argue over it. its immature niggers

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>>98794
you have not stated a single fact

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>>98796
You are just defending your friend because you are just as bad as him.

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>>98797
meds now he did not do anything and you peddled lies about him which makes you a worse person

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>>98798
I believe my sources, you should maybe not trust your friend as much as you do.

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>>98799
shove a melon up your ass nigger

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>>98782
dude wtf! i just want a cute soyteen GF this shit is all the way fucked up maybe women really are evil

 â„–98802[Quote]

GET THIS JANNYFOID OUT OF MY THREAD RIGHT NOW NO WOMEN ALLOWED

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>>>98782
>dude wtf! i just want a cute soyteen GF this shit is all the way fucked up maybe women really are evil

nigga you sound like a dork

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>>98803
he sounds aryan because this thread is evidence that dating women on the sharty is actually a horrible idea

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>>>98782
>dude wtf! i just want a cute soyteen GF this shit is all the way fucked up maybe women really are evil

plsu thats a foid who said what you replied to retard

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>>98803
you guys are fucking weird

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>>98805
so to reply you press the number. not the quote why do u keep doing that

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>>>98803 (You)
>you guys are fucking weird

im not even one of the niggas who were arguing at eachother, i just saw what u said

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>>98805
how would you know this

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>>98010 (OP)
word to the wise don’t date booru namefags, don’t date jannys just don’t date on this shithole

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>>98787
told my friends about his 'olicon ways with snopes das all mayne
>>98795
true, would be nice if he hadn't reached out to me geg seems a little obsessed, his friend told me in a call after that he had made him say all that for him very leh cringe
>>98802
no jannyfoids, its all him and his janny frens
>>98804
>he sounds aryan
he jerks off to 'olis by de way, unless you think thats aryan too you do you
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>>98795
rip this thread, janycacas abusing janny perms to defend their 'olicon janny friend jsidddddd salt check your jannis

 â„–98815[Quote]

>>98812
ok love my boy i finally realise these women are crazy nigga
>>98814
how do i goon to lolis? i dont do that

 â„–98816[Quote]

>>>98805 (You)
>how would you know this

I know many things nigga

 â„–98817[Quote]

>told my friends about his 'olicon ways with snopes das all mayne
you clearly lied
>no jannyfoids, its all him and his janny frens
king of meds now
>he jerks off to 'olis by de way, unless you think thats aryan too you do you
Insane projection because no one else but you has brought this up you are mentally ill

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>>98815
being a foid is worse than being a guy that goons to little cartoon girls jsid
>>98815 gosh im not saying you do relax nigger

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>>98816
you are probably her back up ohononono

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>>98818
ok sorry

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>>98818
just saying nothing of value

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>>>98816 (You)
>you are probably her back up ohononono

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>>98823
boorunigger hello

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>>98812
ok yeah but what if just a girl who isnt a janny or troonru fag and just uses xis site i feel like i would relate to her

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>>98817
lied even though i have snopes of him saying it + its something he said to me in person geg but it guess you know better than me since you were totally there with us when it happened
>Insane projection because no one else but you has brought this up you are mentally ill
words words mentally ill words words, ive just told my friends things that actually happened by de way
>but no he didnt do that!
oh ok then, lets leave this poor guys thread alone if you want to actually discuss this with me you know where to find me

 â„–98827[Quote]

>>98826
>lied even though i have snopes of him saying it + its something he said to me in person geg but it guess you know better than me since you were totally there with us when it happened
you seemed like a control freak
>words words mentally ill words words, ive just told my friends things that actually happened by de way
yeah because you are obsessed and can’t move on from it
>oh ok then, lets leave this poor guys thread alone if you want to actually discuss this with me you know where to find me
I don’t you ran away

 â„–98828[Quote]

>>98827
>you seemed like a control freak
bf tells you he goons to 'oli so youre uncomfortable with him being on 4cuck every single day = control freak, jsid
>yeah because you are obsessed and can’t move on from it
thats why he randomly reaches out to me with his friend right? guy couldnt even speak to me himself its all just pathetic
>I don’t you ran away
still here bud

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do you guys wanna shove our fingernails into our dickholes

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>do you guys wanna shove our fingernails into our dickholes
<oOORIGNEL

 â„–98832[Quote]

>bf tells you he goons to 'oli so youre uncomfortable with him being on 4cuck every single day = control freak, jsid
you should have been more understanding plus i doubt that’s even true
>thats why he randomly reaches out to me with his friend right? guy couldnt even speak to me himself its all just pathetic
I wouldn’t wanna speak to you either
>still here
uh no you quit

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>>98825
you should feel comfortable getting outside your comfort zone

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>>98832
>you should have been more understanding plus i doubt that’s even true
oh yeah your bf just told you he jerks off to little anime girls
>STAY CALM, STAY CALM
i even gave him a hug and comforted him after btw, but you know dis already cause you were there with us, in spirit o algo
>I wouldn’t wanna speak to you either
then dont reach out to me in the first place maybe, maybe move on like youre telling mi to do
>uh no you quit
feel free to dm me, dont bother if youre just going to be biased because you guys are jannypals

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>>98833
i dont even know where my comfort zone is

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>>98835
> oh yeah your bf just told you he jerks off to little anime girls
>STAY CALM, STAY CALM
i even gave him a hug and comforted him after btw, but you know dis already cause you were there with us, in spirit o algo
holy shit you sound crazy I meant trusting him instead of freaking out on him
>then dont reach out to me in the first place maybe, maybe move on like youre telling mi to do
you mentioned it first and he deserved some retribution
>feel free to dm me, dont bother if youre just going to be biased because you guys are jannypals
as if you don’t have jannypals oh wait KEK take your meds

 â„–98840[Quote]

>>98839
>holy shit you sound crazy I meant trusting him instead of freaking out on him
youre clearly just extremely biased geg what is this
>just trust him bro
kinda what i was doing up until that point, you guys really want to die on this hill huh
>you mentioned it first and he deserved some retribution
where? retribution for what exactly
>as if you don’t have jannypals oh wait KEK take your meds
not friends with any jannies right now no, just take this to pms atp let this guy have his thread back

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>>98840
>youre clearly just extremely biased geg what is this
how
>kinda what i was doing up until that point, you guys really want to die on this hill huh
oh so you didn’t actually want him to get better
>where? retribution for what exactly
telling people this shit for no reason
>not friends with any jannies right now no, just take this to pms atp let this guy have his thread back
half right I’ll give him the thread back but let this be a lesson that Boorucux aren’t people you should date

 â„–98843[Quote]

kaiser

 â„–98844[Quote]

Edating is for mentally raped normgroids, this very thread proves how only the degenerate and retarded can engage in such a thing

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>>98842
>how
its clear hes given you the whole
>she lied and shes crazy
speech and you're just running with that, good for him i guess
>oh so you didn’t actually want him to get better
its almost like not wanting him to browse 4cuck after telling me he finds 'olis hot was a part of it, also trust is a two way thing i dont just owe someone trust after that why do you keep arguing this
>telling people this shit for no reason
i told my friends what i was going through and dealing with, so what nigger everyone does this
>Boorucux aren’t people you should date
idk what the booru has to do with this, just dont date people from the sphere in general and kaiser is not someone i talk to

 â„–98847[Quote]

>>>98842
>its clear hes given you the whole
>she lied and shes crazy
speech and you're just running with that, good for >him i guess
this never happened and you have no proof to back it up argue against the substance please
>its almost like not wanting him to browse 4cuck after telling me he finds 'olis hot was a part of it, also trust is a two way thing i dont just owe someone trust after that why do you keep arguing this
how are you supposed to pretend like it is going to go well if you are not willing to give him some credence?
>i told my friends what i was going through and dealing with, so what nigger everyone does this
but they don't go around telling them months after the fact and then encourage their friends to spread lies publicly
>idk what the booru has to do with this, just dont date people from the sphere in general and kaiser is not someone i talk to
never said anything about kaiser that was someone else and well yeah you are a big example of why dating namefags is stupid you lie about them and cause stupid drama for no reason

 â„–98857[Quote]

>>98847
just take this to pms, or dont. ive said what ive needed to say here, if you support him then thats your choice and opinion. everything ive told my friends are things he actually said or did and its only been relevant again because he had to reach out to me again through his friend. if you guys just want to deny it then so be it, its not my problem anymore.
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just dont date anyone from this site, namefag, janny, and especially not people who think 'olicon is hot and chooses 4cuck over their partners trust, just not worth the trouble.

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>>98857
it is your issue you decided to bring it up here for no reason when you could’ve said nothing which would’ve actually been moving on being the bigger person instead of trying to be a victim
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also that last part never happened you made it up you are a control freak

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>>98860
i also hope that one day your pet foid friend and that attention seeking disgrace find out the truth

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>>98860
ive said what i needed to say here. call me what you want, haven't made up a single thing but you're allowed to believe what you want to believe. good thing for him he has supportive friends i guess
>>98861
they have already seen the snopes, i was done with this a while ago but was fun to see some shitflinging after he decided to come back around to bother me must admit
>arrow
>>98863
facts

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>>98885
it’s all made up and there is no snopes because it’s not real I just wish those two could figure it out already I’m not so shocked he believes you he was never the smartest one of the bunch this shit flinging is useless because you are a horrible liar

 â„–98889[Quote]

>>98888
>its not real
do you want me to show you nigga

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>>98888
>>98889
eve&doe you already think its my fault for not being understanding enough about him goonin to 'oli, but also it never happened apparently?
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so even if i show you proof of him confirming it happened you're going to deny it, but the proof is there regardless. you're right this shit flinging is very useless. you guys just enjoy your little janny circle jerk alright.

 â„–98898[Quote]

>>98889
perhaps
>>98891
huh? i am saying that even if you are right you have demonstrated that your behavior towards it probably didn’t actually help him there should have been more understanding here and taking away 4chan was not doing that if anything it hurt him

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>>98836
just dare don’t any niggers here if you can’t already tell by this thread it is a horrible idea. you (you) are never going to have a fun time dating within the soysphere most people here have unresolved issues and speaking need to take care of themselves before they start dating people anyway you don’t need soyteen girlfriend

 â„–98912[Quote]

posting in a rare pph thread

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now after this I feel like half of posters here are jannies geg



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