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I had a recent conversation with my sister that went something like this

>Hi Nate what did you do today

<Oh I uh…uh used the internet or something
>Oh well what did you do on the internet? Play videogames, watch youtube?
<I um……..

What was I supposed to tell her? I just kind of awkwardly stared at her and waited for her to say something else. I doubt she knows anything more about imageboards than "le heckin evil scary 4cuck hackerman", what would she think of me using the sharty? I don't even want to think about explaining it to her, especially when she's a leftist who would assume I'm some insane nazi terrorist just for using it. I guess the other thing I did that day was browse stuff on tor, she probably knows what tor is but would only associate it with illegal shit. I'm incredibly detached from any normie social media and I've never shared what I do online to anyone irl, at best they'd brush me off as weird, at worst they'd think I'm insane. I don't even know what normies like these days, in the past I could actually larp as a normie but now I've got no clue what to tell people.

 β„–96652[Quote]

yeah i just tell them i played video games on my computer instead of being on the snarky snappy site

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>>96651 (OP)
Just say you read or browse a forum

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>>96657
<what forum

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I wish I had a sister who would care this much about me

 β„–96663[Quote]

Errr have you ever tried goyball

 β„–96666[Quote]

Have you ever thought about just lying? You make yourself more suspicious by not giving an answer like a socially inept retard. Just say you play games with friends, it’s not that complicated.

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>>96658
Just don't say

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>>96663
I'm not interested in it and I'd have to actually interact with people who play it which I don't want to do.
>>96666
I don't like lying, if I say I play games with friends she'll ask where I know them from, what games I play, etc.
>>96671
Ok then I'm back to where I started except she's even more suspicious of me

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>>96672
Just play it off as a snca forum

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>>96672
I have a leftist sister and I tell her I just read alot of random stuff online, which is true

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>>96673
>>96674
It wouldn't work for me, if anything it would just make things worse since now she would really want to know what I'm doing.

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>>96651 (OP)
>in the past I could actually larp as a normie
tsmt. there also were "things of the month" image compilations of news, popular memes, normie trends etc. I would fully recognise everything in these 8 years ago but now I just say "marge?" to all that normie stuff

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>>96689
just say that you wasted your time on useless raisin like those autistic attention-grabbing videos about crushing things and mixing liquids. it won't raise any more questions

 β„–96743[Quote]

i dont like lying but i always drop a misleading truth if i spent the whole day browsing imageboards but in between i looked at a youtube video (and it was a video that wasnt EVIL) ill say "i was watching youtube" and if they ask what video ill tell them. Mostly when questions like this come up i just find some way to get it out of the way without looking like a retard. Also i often just say "nothing at all!" because its funny and they may laugh but dont leak this method

im socially retarded too BTW so no idea if these methods are good but they havent failed me catastrophically

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>>96672
i refuse to believe you can spend multiple hours straight JUST browsing soyjak party. There has to be SOME game youve played. Even if you played it for 1 minute its not like anyones gonna ask you what happened during the whole duration of your gaming session. Even if your playing like super evil brentan tarrant simulator sinister jarty GMOD mods you could just say "i was playing gmod"

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by saying you used internet today, you brought that question onto yourself, instead of saying that you could talk about any current topic be it geopolitical or some other snca normies care about, its your choice to be this way nucaca

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>>96745
Well it's not the only thing I do but most of my other activity is similarly weird. I mentioned in my post that I like using tor and if I told her that she'd probably think I'm a criminal or something. I did mentioned playing a game to her, eu4, she knows what hoi4 is so I basically just told her it's one of those. She said she didn't find them interesting but didn't really say anything more about it. To be honest even admitting that was extremely embarrassing for me, I don't like telling anyone about my interests.
>>96747
Yeah I was on the spot and I had no clue what to tell her. I don't know what normies even care about and she already knows I'm chuddy so talking politics is a no go.
>>96743
I do this too tbh

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>>96652
tsmt.
My parents and siblings know I don't play vidya, but they've given up inquiring and just accept my response.

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>>96666
quads of quruth, i literally just lie to their faces because nobody really cares anyway. you can keep the lie going as long as its something you're vaguely familiar with
>what did you do today
<i went fishing with my buddies
>what buddies
<friends from high school
>what fish
<caught a few bass
>where was this
<there's a huge stream outside [insert nearby city]
>sounds like fun
<yeah then we got chick fil a and explored an abandoned building and went treasure hunting and [insert other dumb shit]
its honestly kind of fun if you're not overly inhibited and don't care about the person

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>>96822
It works until you meet a snca enthusiast obsessed with topic you mentioned
<do you think that live worms are better than ready shop bait because wordswordswords
<what's your fav type of hooks? then I'll argue about that for half an hour
<which niggerpoop do you prefer? (insert any niche term you don't know)
eventually you'll get caught as a larper

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>>96822
that wouldn't work for me, she could easily tell I'm lying considering I spend all my time in room. Even if I made a decent lie about my online activity she would probably figure it out at some point and it would just overall harm our relationship

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The problem here isn't that you don't know what to tell her, the problem is you want to do something with yourself, but don't know what to do. At the same time you probably don't have the: money, skills or connections to take a risk and start something new.

Are you employed? if not then getting a job would be a place to start, and the job hunt alone is a difficult and soul crushing quest. Are you a student? then throw yourself into your studies and also network.

At the same time, why not be honest with her? is she a nagging bitch? then cut her off. Is she helpful? maybe she has a lead on something good? If you want to hide from your family, then now is the time to start working on that op, otherwise you are going to have to find something to tell her, and actually having something to say is better than making something up.

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>>96892
I'm not ashamed of what I do doe, I'm a student and I think I can get a good job for myself when I graduate. I'm pretty content with my life, I'm just a private person and didn't want to tell her what I enjoy doing

Also she really doesn't nag me about it, she generally gets that I don't like sharing my activities with people and is fine with it. Tbh this conversation was partially initiated by me since I want to have a better relationship with here

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>>96906
>I'm just a private person and didn't want to tell her what I enjoy doing

Sounds like she is just trying to find a way to talk to you. Not many people can show up and start a random conversation. I guess the best thing to do is give an answer you are comfortable giving, then changing the conversation. If she tries to press the issue just say "i like my privacy, i am living an honest life and working hard, but i like to keep my life private" or something to that effect that you are comfortable saying.

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tell her that you spent 6 hours posting about how much you hate niggers and faggots on soyjak.st, be a man and OWN that shit

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this happens to me all the time. I fucking hate normgroids everyone should hate the jews and use the 'arty daily like good soycattle fucking bastards im so angry and leaky rn sorry guys its my fault ;/

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You don't have to tell them the truth. Just lie. Say you played vidya all day or watched jewtube or scrolled der 'tok. Basically all normalfags do dis all day so you won't raise any suspicion.

If you are actually uncomfortable with your actions, then try a new hobby. Find a solo sport that you can do so you also get some Vitamin D and cardio, something like running, skating, swimming. Or you can find something to sperg out about and learn stupid amounts of information on. I'm a tank and history sperg so I watch a bunch of videos on that. Then you can see if any of the youtubers have books on the topic.

Or you can just pick up a book and read. I can't recommend reading any modern book because most of it is shit written by fags and foids, for an audience of fags and foids. Theres a lot of classics though and they're pretty much all worth reading.



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