Crossposting this from /soy/Hi, guys.I'm 18 years and I accidentally masturbated for the first time in my life 2 days ago. I tried to fuck a air balloon filled with water in my bathroom (second attempt), but accidentally cummed when I tried to get hard

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 11:24:01 №96370 [Quote]

Crossposting this from /soy/
Hi, guys.
I'm 18 years and I accidentally masturbated for the first time in my life 2 days ago. I tried to fuck a air balloon filled with water in my bathroom (second attempt), but accidentally cummed when I tried to get hard. I only lasted about 15 seconds. I was really terrified and disappointed in myself, and I promised Hitler that I will never masturbate again. The feeling was only moderately pleasurable.
The problem is that I'm very often sexually aroused with no way to free this energy. No matter how hard I study or work, this disgusting desire comes back. I have high-T, due to exercising and decent nutrition, but I'm too autistic to ever have sex with a real woman any time soon, if not at all.
I'm not Christian, but I'm still despise gooners and their weakness, but how am I different from them? The best part about the act was post-nut clarity, disgusting desire finally disappeared, my mind and my perception of the world have severely sharpened. I was really angry that I broke my 18 years nofap streak, and I even beat myself for it.
What should I do? Should I go on another years long nofap streak and wait until I will find a girlfriend (which will probably never happen), and get tortured by the disgusting desire?

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 11:42:44 №96371 [Quote]

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best 'dvice i can give a young soi is try your hardest to stay offline
cultivate a circle of friends around you who are interested in sports and fitness o algo and keep lifting weights. if you join a local footy club or some other sport people are already there to make friends, its a low stress environment to try to talk to people
the reason im telling you this is because you're young as long as you stay offline and surround yourself by healthy young men you will be put into situatiuons where you get to talk to women and you will get laid eventually. might take a while to get a gf depending on the severity of your tism but you have time.
do not waste any more time on the shitty or else you will be here forever

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 12:30:04 №96372 [Quote]

>>96371
Well, I guess you right. I have a couple of guys in my gym with whom I often talk. They're quite nerdy and maybe even autistic. But I don't know how to actually become real friend to them, since they are classmates to each other

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 15:53:02 №96378 [Quote]

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holy. fucking. kek.
you are a joke bro

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 16:15:08 №96382 [Quote]

>>96378
Bro, why are you laughing? I don't know what should I do
>just kys bro
I can't right, and I already tried one time when I was 8

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 16:31:59 №96385 [Quote]

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>OP fucked a air balloon filled with water
>OP tried to kill himself at 8
>OP told us all of this unprompted
just leave the internet atp blud, for your own good.

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 16:55:22 №96390 [Quote]

>>96385
And what should I do in the real life? 90% of normgroids are just organic automatons without actual thoughts? I genuinely don't understand.
Internet is my reality. I think in sharty posts. I argue with xitteroids and redditors all the time in my head. Even when I seat in complete darkness and silence, I still can't get all this stuff out of my head.
HTML pages are more real for me than rocks and trees. When I go outside, i'm usually just spend time looking at the plants, trying to comprehend how can I even see them. I feel like they are not real objects, just 3d renders.
All good stuff is in internet. Loyal friends, bloody battles, exciting adventures, infinite knowledge and hot babes. I have been chronically online since 5, I tried to leave internet for few years already, but I there is nothing to feel the void inside me.

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 16:58:19 №96391 [Quote]

>>96390
you are the archetypal shut-in chud geg

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 17:03:25 №96393 [Quote]

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>>96390
>I think in sharty posts.
>I argue with xitteroids and redditors all the time in my head.
>I feel like they are not real objects, just 3d renders.
>All good stuff is in internet. Loyal friends, bloody battles, exciting adventures, infinite knowledge and hot babes.
>I have been chronically online since 5
holy shit OP, please tell me this is just a high effort bait post and you ain't actually retarded. GEG.

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 17:24:24 №96396 [Quote]

>>96391
What should I do? I feel like there is nothing to do on internet anymore, except for sharty. All forums are dead, normgroid sites are all retarded. I tried to make friends on telegram, but people mostly just ignored me.
I wouldn't say I'm real shut-in, because I don't have separate room, where I could rot in silence like rich kids does, and I'm also forced to go to school
>>96393
>holy shit OP, please tell me this is just a high effort bait post and you ain't actually retarded. GEG.
I'm not really joking for the most part

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 14:29:20 №96481 [Quote]

>>96382
i laughed because you are pathetic and now i laugh because you are stupid

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 17:57:34 №96500 [Quote]

>>96370 (OP)
nigga how do you even come up with that

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 18:11:55 №96501 [Quote]

>>96370 (OP)
I feel empathy for you bro, if you ever need to talk or feel like kys feel free to chat,
made a burner 'cord:
party_attender / Party Attender

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 03:20:10 №96528 [Quote]

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>>96501
>cord
doctos, calling the fbi o algo on you.