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>>96221>Cumming from enslaving jewsI will heil when you stand at the podium some day, mein Fuhrer
№96251[Quote]
I've never had one
№96284[Quote]
dude you dont give a shit about wet dreams you just wanted an excuse to tell people about this
№96319[Quote]
>>96284>I don't care about wet dreams>That is why I am talking about themok
№96321[Quote]
everytime i dream about sex nothing happens, but when i dream about jacking off i end up with wet pants
№96380[Quote]
>>96321I didn't know dreaming of jerking off was a thing
Where do you even jerk off? Are you still in your bed in the dream?
№96405[Quote]
>>96319>Im a big gay black ass nigger and i cant understand wordsThis is you. Your this green fucking arrow. I hope you enjoy your the rest of your green nigger life. Faggot.
№96406[Quote]
>>96380one time i was in a bathroom, my car seat, on a targeting board with myself ontop of me, (ive never masturbated in a car btw). Any time I do get a sexual dream all the flesh just molds into each other to the point where theres multiple legs, 3 faces, two arses that sort of thing. It doesnt make sense
№96421[Quote]
>>96406Blud fucks still life in his dreams😫😫💀☠️💀💀☠️😈
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>>96402Yes, wet dreams happen when you don't goon enough to satiate your innate sexual desire
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I had a dream I was dressing as a woman and jerked off in my dress
№96455[Quote]
>>96406Ai generated ass dreams man
№96458[Quote]
>>96406Niggas have 'o dreams 💀💀💀
№96474[Quote]
>>96459I don't like having autogynephilia and troons disgust me, I just can't control my desires
№96482[Quote]
>>96406Can you try drawing this? Wtf are you talking about
№96485[Quote]
>>96474if you have degenerate tranny urges and can't control them you should deworm
№96504[Quote]
>>96493so like, you are hand jerking off a flesh automaton?
№96509[Quote]
dreamt having sex with my mom
№96513[Quote]
>>96504no those are the sexual dreams where i didnt cum in my pants, anytime i try getting a wet dream with me having sex with another woman it always devolves into this.
>>96509i had a dream where my mom got sexually assaulted and murdered by a clown when i was 12
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I had a dream where Nate fucks me
№96554[Quote]
I was literally cock-blocked by a fucking rock that was in the girl's pants (for some fucking reason???) during one dream and so I just woke up with a raging boner and didn't even get to experience dream-sex
№96555[Quote]
I was held at gunpoint
№96576[Quote]
>>96545I don't remember too well now, but they were VERY similar
№96590[Quote]
I remember the first wet dream I had. I was probably 14. I was laying on a bed and there was a woman riding me, she had straight ginger hair with red lipstick but she was 2 times older than me (OYYYY DOCTOS). I don't think I even enjoyed it, I probably had the neutralplier expression the entire dream. Even thinking about the dream just feels kind of strange.
<preddit space
I hope nophono got any lustful thoughts while reading this thread.
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>>96590it was a lust demon feeding on you geg
№96702[Quote]
My porn 'addiction?' brought me to the point that my wet dreams are just me relapsing.
№96713[Quote]
>>96702I doubt dreaming about sex fries your brain the same way porn does
№96715[Quote]
one of my first wet dreams I had was a woman completely nude on a beach in a crawling position yet was still and then she moaned and I woke up
№96727[Quote]
>>96702same here i don't have dreams about sex at all
№96813[Quote]
>>96713What I meant to say that I'm in too deep that I just dream about relapsing. Not the real thing.
№96823[Quote]
I had a dream two nights ago where I was fucking some blonde chick at a party, but when I looked down I was fucking my phone. Came in my pants anyway
№97063[Quote]
Posted this in another thread, but it fits this one too.
One time i had a dream i was having sex with a girl with big tits, i was fucking her while sucking her tits. After cumming inside her, i wake up with a puddle of cum in my bedsheets, my dick stinging from all the friction and a pillow corner inside my mouth.
It was a huge mindfuck for me.
№97408[Quote]
>>97063>sucked on a pillowKEK i want to watch this happen, wouldve been hilarious
№97426[Quote]
Last night I had the strangest dream. I somehow had obtained this device which allowed me to steal this supercar, it was like a flash drive you could plug into a car which made it yours. I drove around with it until the owner stopped me. She was a blonde woman and I ended up groping and kissing her.
Unrelated but in this dream I also read a Guardian article explaining why Indians love the Ska band Madness so much.
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I dreamed I was moving into a university dorm kind of place, and I was joking around with this girl with black and green hair and I said something like "what so, you want to fuck me?" and instead of joking back she said yes in a cute embarrassed way and then gave me the hottest french kiss ever and then the dream warped to my dorm room and she was riding me
jerked off right away after waking up, she was so cute fml