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sorry if this is a stupid rant i am really drunk right now and i cant formulate a coherent thought
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tldr i wanna be a himbo
â„–95859[Quote]
i am tired of playing the nerd when is it my turn to be the dumb jock
â„–95860[Quote]
why cant god lobotomize me and give me super strength
â„–95861[Quote]
i dream of becoming a himbo someday
â„–95862[Quote]
bullshit my way into an executive role with pure confidence and zero skills
â„–95863[Quote]
be rich as fuck and marry a random hooker golddigger and birth 10 kids
â„–95864[Quote]
GOOOOD GIVE ME SUPERPOWERS NOW
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I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD
â„–95866[Quote]
I WANNA BE KING OF THE UNIVERSE MAN
â„–95867[Quote]
when can i stop being a chud on random SNCA imageboards and start the himbo lifestyle
â„–95868[Quote]
Nobody even cares about the sharty man it's a blip in the grand scheme of the internet and outernet
â„–95869[Quote]
If anyone is reading this just know that none of your opinions matter man nobody cares about whatever nonsense you are blabbing about
â„–95870[Quote]
and guess what you shouldnt care either not every thread needs a reppey
â„–95871[Quote]
If someone says something stupid just ignore them man
â„–95872[Quote]
you dont have to agree with everything the malding soylent drinkers of this site spout
â„–95873[Quote]
form your own thoughts man
â„–95874[Quote]
you are better than following the words and sources of random teens on the internet
â„–95875[Quote]
start being more careless dont be a smartass like me who cant take risks
â„–95876[Quote]
next time jump over that manhole you might fall to your death if it's loose but most of the time it's fine but that adrenaline rush will make you more confident or something
â„–95877[Quote]
start jaywalking more
â„–95878[Quote]
be a risktaker
â„–95879[Quote]
dont be like me i am a chud who follows everything society tells me
â„–95880[Quote]
You dont have to wait for the green light to become red to cross even if there are no cars just go for it man
â„–95881[Quote]
see that shady looking alleyway that shortcuts your route just go for it man you probably wont get robbed because nobody bothers going there in the first place
â„–95882[Quote]
fuck being aware just go for it dude
â„–95883[Quote]
see a hot chick just shoot your shot man you aint gonna die man
â„–95884[Quote]
even if she looks like she has a boyfriend just go for it dude he might be her father or brother for all you know
â„–95885[Quote]
Adrenaline sounds like an amazing drug
â„–95886[Quote]
i wish i was brave enough to be an adrenaline junkie
â„–95887[Quote]
also dont be afraid to be mean and an asshole it's alright man
â„–95888[Quote]
just stop thinking about it
â„–95889[Quote]
have kids or something that will probably make you happy too
â„–95890[Quote]
actually just have sex lots of it
â„–95891[Quote]
and stop drinking you dont want to end up like me
â„–95892[Quote]
do cool normie drugs like nicotine instead
â„–95893[Quote]
no one likes a drunkard
â„–95894[Quote]
cigars are so cool man
â„–95896[Quote]
Why cant i be more awesomer i wanna be a pirate an explorer i wanna be an astronaut and more
â„–95897[Quote]
fuuuuuuuuuck i really wanna go the moon it looks so pretty outside
â„–95898[Quote]
man why cant i go to space right now
â„–95899[Quote]
elon musk strap me onto the starship i wanna go to mars too
â„–95900[Quote]
man fuck all the smartasses who say "erm actually mars is a hecking wasteland and you will go insane or something" i am going insane on the most habitable planet in the milkyway i want something new i wanna go to mars the moon i wanna go to titan i wanna visit the sun hell i want out of this solar system entirely i wanna go somewhere new i wanna visit a blackhole see how big and bright a quasar is i wanna see a neutron star collide with another neutron star in real time man i wanna do so much
â„–95901[Quote]
god why cant you just give me superpowers and time manipulation and shit already man fuck you for making me a regular ass human
â„–95902[Quote]
give me more muscles man i am a literal stick figure
â„–95903[Quote]
big pharma please make anti-ozempic that makes you gain more weight and muscle
â„–95904[Quote]
please i will invest 20 dolers
â„–95905[Quote]
hhahahahahaha
â„–95906[Quote]
man i am so fucking funny sometimes
â„–95907[Quote]
talking has cheered me up
â„–95908[Quote]
i am no longer as sad
â„–95909[Quote]
thank you /r9k/ for listening to my drunk ramblings haha
â„–95911[Quote]
you guys are awesome i hope you guys get all the chicks in the world
â„–95912[Quote]
peace out /r9k/ i am going to take a shower and sober up and probably regret posting this shit because it's L opsec or something whatever thats a problem for future anon to take care off hahahahaha peace out i hope you all have an incredible 2027
â„–95913[Quote]
Dont do drugs or drink alcohol my niggas
â„–95931[Quote]
Just start working out and hang out in the white trash area of your town, nigger. The 80 to 100 IQ white trash man is looking like cobson and banging 10/10s
â„–95935[Quote]
If you think this your already an idiot! and your still not happy! LOL!