/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

I'll say this, I have a hand fetish, ever since I was a little kid. Something about fingers is just, they're beautiful, especially with fingernails. The way they move, all the different varieties they can come in, the way they strain when touching heavy objects. The tapping sound they make on wood, or on metal. I love fingers so much.
I love the fact that if you bite hard enough above the nail, you can rip off skin, making it the easiest part of the body to do it to. I love the fact that removing the nail makes it bleed one of the brightest reds you can see.
Fingernails too are beautiful, they can be long, they can be short, they can be shiny, they can be any color. And the way they pierce through hair too is so sexy. To be completely honest, the only sex I could ever want is a handjob.
I find the vagina and the asshole to be disgusting, the wrinkles make me want to puke, they're so impure. However fingers are naturally smooth, even on guys.
The palm of the hand too is beautiful, it's so sensitive, almost as sensitive as a cock or vagina. Just rubbing your finger on it is enough to illicit shock.
And unlike feet, the hands don't smell bad either. Perfuming hands is very effective. I fucking love hands so much.
I also love the fact that sharp fingernails can cut like a blade, there's just something about being grabbed and pierced lightly by someone's hand that turns me on, that really gives me a boner. I wouldn't mind being sounded by a long fingernail.
Furthermore, I'd love to own a hand for myself. Like a random foid's hand, I'd chop it off of her and I'd love the hand better than she ever did. To be honest, foids are venomous creatures who only exist to kill aryans like myself, they're better off dead.
Overall, I think hands are the best part of the human body and it's not even close.