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>blah blah blah my life sucks
<Deworm.

Ok how.

How do i know if i have worms is there an exact way to know?

How do i get dewormer that is sure to work and wont kill me if i use it wrongly? (im retarded)

How do i get it for a good cost

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>>95127 (OP)
DO NOT TAKE DEWORMERS MOST IF NOT ALL CONTAIN WORM EGGS, THIS IS TO KEEP YOU IN A LOOP OF BUYING DEWORMER

 β„–95130[Quote]

You don't. It's just a cope by retarded autists to deflect any blame that they're the reasons why they're fat lazy niggers. Their cope has gotten so bad they've just been shitting up this board grooming naive miserable soyteens into committing self harm.

 β„–95132[Quote]

If you want an actual way to fix your life. There's no other easy answer than to get off this nigger site and actually put the work into improving it. Miracle snake oil cures do not exist, so just get off your ass and stop being a nigger.

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>>95130
>>95132
tamt, also read atomic habits

 β„–95134[Quote]

Do a three day water fast. If it doesnt kill all worms and makes you straight geegachad or whatever atleast you have more discpline after.

 β„–95135[Quote]

>>95130
this

if you actually eat horse dewormer youre fucking retarded falling for boomer tier medical voodoo

 β„–95136[Quote]

>>95130
i WOULD agree with you but I've had many intestinal issues in the past, i'm not just saying this because

>uhhghgh i use bald man with glasses website all day


there is a genuine possibility i have worms or something like that and it sounds like i only have to take 1 container of it and if it doesn't work then i dont have worms, which seems pretty simple.




<SNCA BELOW


also i want to mention i dont really use this site anymore and ive only come to this site to ask this question as i dont know anywhere to ask that isnt filled with bots (reddit) or filled with people who dont have different perspectives (obscure health forums)

Also i type like a sperg im sorry

 β„–95137[Quote]

>>95135
"horse dewormer" your gay

 β„–95138[Quote]

>>95130
cope, my uncle stopped touching me after he dewormed

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>>95134
yeah itll kill the worms but also me too

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>>95140
Can’t you live for like three weeks without food?

 β„–95211[Quote]

>>95161
Yeah, food. You die in 3 days without water. You're baiting me!

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>>95136
your reasoning is right, dewormers won't do any harm if you don't have worms. it can be used as a prophylactic measure with a guaranteed effect instead of always giving stool for analysys (which is time-consuming and imprecise with high chance of false negatives)
current reppeys to your thread are incredibly biased, it looks like glowies decided to do anti-deworming raid geg
>>95211
this, I water-fasted for 3.5 days and I feel perfectly normal

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>>95127 (OP)
and for questions in OP
>How do i know if i have worms is there an exact way to know?
either do a lab stool test (which gives LOTS of false negatives) or observe yourself for this:
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Stomach problems, such as constipation, bloating, being gassy, diarrhea, bleeding, poop floating, tiny worm particles(they look like tiny pieces of cheese or rice) in poop
Itching in butthole, especially at night
Mental illnesses, such as schizophrenia, autism, alzheimer's, Anxiety or depression
Having addictions
Sugar cravings, and having a general increased appetite and hunger
Weight issues
Getting sick often
Chronic fatigue, lethargy, or apathy
Brain fog, weak memory, and overall just being a good goy with no independent thought
Being a sexual deviant, such as a faggot, tranny, or pedo etc
Skin problems
Dark circles under your eyes[albeit this can be caused by terrible sleep aswell]
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as a more radical method (if you wanna see worms with your own eyes) give yourself an enema and if you have a lot you'll shit some out, but that's not a substitute for deworming since they have hooks and will stick to gut walls.
>How do i get dewormer that is sure to work and wont kill me if i use it wrongly? (im retarded)
get human or other mammal dewormers in a pharmacy or a vet shop. these are designed to be safe and not to cause any side effects. I can help you count the dosage if you want
>How do i get it for a good cost
animal dewormers are cheaper and have same substances used in human ones in slightly higher doses. it costs roughly same as eating in goydonalds 1-2 times. so far I've tried horse and dog dewormers and it didn't harm me in any way.

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>>95211
Water fasting means you only drink water, not that you abstain from drinking it.



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