/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Consider this:
- we have a massive festival event, where there's feasting and music and dancing, but its all incel themed.
- the primary core of this celebration is of course the crowning of the king.
- there's this contest to see who is the truest truecel of them all, and when we find the incel who is the least sexually successful and fails most at the biological imperative of evolution, we make him our king for the rest of the festival.
- the king of fools will be fed for free, he will be carried around by other incels on a throne, he will have beautiful women that we hire dance in front of him as he sits and eats and drinks, and we will do other things for him to treat him like a real royal monarch until the festival has finished its last day.
- there will be other events there as well, but it will be a celebration of foolishness and ugliness and inceldom and failure and other such things of that sort.
- wed also invited incelpunk bands to perform live on a stage we construct for them to have a concert in, just to keep the themes going.
- we celebrate our own miseries happily.
- yes, this is obviously inspired by the medieval holiday from Victor Hugo's masterpiece.