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YOU VILL CONFESS YOUR SINS ANONYMOUSLY ITT
i will post em
nusoiconfessionsgeg.straw.page

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/soy/ thread:
>>>/soy/16898132

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sometimes I goon to soytan

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>>94219 (OP)
Of all variants, nuswas, I think I've lost the most baby batter to Soyniqua. It's gotten to the point that I've developed Jungle Fever and am currently scouting for a negress prostitute that I can lose my virginity to.

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nothing to confess unfortunately

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bvmp
>unrigonial coentent

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>>94219 (OP)
I lied during the sacrament of reconciliation

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>>94290
Wait, like for real? Not in minecraft?

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UPDATE ON THE CONFESSIONS
the original plan was to combine all of the posts from the /soy/ thread into one image, which i already finished, but obsessed booru jannies denied it and i dont want to post it here and risk getting banned on the sharty too.
what im probably gonna do instead is read all of them in a video and then post it into one big jewtube video which i think would honestly be way funnier.
<reddit spacing
i want to get as many confessions in as possible because i want the video to be around ~15 minutes. so if you have any, you can send it in the strawpage or post it itt

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>>94291
Yeah
>originally

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I jerked off in school and at work more times than I can count

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upskirt pictures o algo esi

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I was flirting with a tattoo piercing whore once

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>>94292
farming jewtewb content from innocent sharts

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>>94349
giga does this

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ANOTHER UPDATE
i have finally selected the best (or worst) confessions from the 170+ i have received from this thread and the /soy/ thread, so no new confessions are needed (but feel free to post any in the thread if you want)
i will post any significant updates on the video itt

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>>94385
What will you do with the confessions that didn’t make the cut?

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>>94386
many of the ones that didnt get in were generic/repeated, spam, or something that would get the video taken down so im leaving those ones out sadly
i tried my best to include as many confessions as i could (now that i started editing, i realized that the video would be a bit long geg) so if you submitted a confession its probably in there

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>>94301
I'm assuming you went back and confessed again? I at least hope you did

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>>94389
dw ill include it

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>>94387
maybe you can show some of the ones that didn’t get in itt or something.

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holy shit so much editing for only like 2 minutes of footage this is gonna take forever
at least the intro and the /r9k/ confessions are done (i did these ones first)
>>94391
ill probably do that later

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>>94405
Take your time OP, don't rush
<unoregano

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>>94408
thank you mr chud
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if anyone has any suggestions for bgm it would be very appreciated if you posted it itt i dont want the entire long ass video to be full of royalty free shit

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>>94410
"Bumble Bee Tuna" by Mephiskapheles.

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>>94410
Green Earrings or maybe Brooklyn, both from Steely Dan.

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>>94410
Partypal by Lil watermark. Its an incelcore song made by soyteen.

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>>94413
Nice to know I'm not the only autistDEITY here that likes Steely Dan.

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>>94412
>>94413
>>94416
thanks for the suggestions so far they will all be in the video

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>>>94412
>>>94413
>>>94416
>thanks for the suggestions so far they will all be in the video
gem gem gem gem

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fuck this editing shit takes forever
all of this for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES of footage i think im overediting
but i do really like how it turned out so far i think its pretty funny imo
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heres a few confessions i decided not to use (or i might idk)

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>>94416
>Lil watermark was a soyteen
Marge

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accidental sage

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>>94385
Damn. Now I wish I gave a confession earlier(evendoe strawpage is vibecoded raisin and it probably would have rejected my messege anyway like it always does)

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>>94439
Geg. God bless.

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fuckk all the images itt were deleted but im still working on the video

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>>94439
Bvmpy dvmpy

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Bvmpopino cappvccino

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>>94499
You got this β€˜teen

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I can't see any of the old images - or thumbnails because of the server transfer
>neutralshitty.webp

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>>94499
is it done yet

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OP are you there bro?

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it's slowing down…

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up
<unoreango



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