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YOU VILL CONFESS YOUR SINS ANONYMOUSLY ITT
i will post em
nusoiconfessionsgeg.straw.page

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/soy/ thread:
>>>/soy/16898132

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sometimes I goon to soytan

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>>94219 (OP)
Of all variants, nuswas, I think I've lost the most baby batter to Soyniqua. It's gotten to the point that I've developed Jungle Fever and am currently scouting for a negress prostitute that I can lose my virginity to.

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nothing to confess unfortunately

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bvmp
>unrigonial coentent

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>>94219 (OP)
I lied during the sacrament of reconciliation

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>>94290
Wait, like for real? Not in minecraft?

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UPDATE ON THE CONFESSIONS
the original plan was to combine all of the posts from the /soy/ thread into one image, which i already finished, but obsessed booru jannies denied it and i dont want to post it here and risk getting banned on the sharty too.
what im probably gonna do instead is read all of them in a video and then post it into one big jewtube video which i think would honestly be way funnier.
<reddit spacing
i want to get as many confessions in as possible because i want the video to be around ~15 minutes. so if you have any, you can send it in the strawpage or post it itt

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>>94291
Yeah
>originally

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I jerked off in school and at work more times than I can count

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upskirt pictures o algo esi

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I was flirting with a tattoo piercing whore once

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>>94292
farming jewtewb content from innocent sharts

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>>94349
giga does this

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ANOTHER UPDATE
i have finally selected the best (or worst) confessions from the 170+ i have received from this thread and the /soy/ thread, so no new confessions are needed (but feel free to post any in the thread if you want)
i will post any significant updates on the video itt

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>>94385
What will you do with the confessions that didn’t make the cut?

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>>94386
many of the ones that didnt get in were generic/repeated, spam, or something that would get the video taken down so im leaving those ones out sadly
i tried my best to include as many confessions as i could (now that i started editing, i realized that the video would be a bit long geg) so if you submitted a confession its probably in there

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>>94301
I'm assuming you went back and confessed again? I at least hope you did

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>>94389
dw ill include it

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>>94387
maybe you can show some of the ones that didn’t get in itt or something.

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holy shit so much editing for only like 2 minutes of footage this is gonna take forever
at least the intro and the /r9k/ confessions are done (i did these ones first)
>>94391
ill probably do that later

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>>94405
Take your time OP, don't rush
<unoregano

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>>94408
thank you mr chud
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if anyone has any suggestions for bgm it would be very appreciated if you posted it itt i dont want the entire long ass video to be full of royalty free shit

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>>94410
"Bumble Bee Tuna" by Mephiskapheles.

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>>94410
Green Earrings or maybe Brooklyn, both from Steely Dan.

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>>94410
Partypal by Lil watermark. Its an incelcore song made by soyteen.

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>>94413
Nice to know I'm not the only autistDEITY here that likes Steely Dan.

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>>94412
>>94413
>>94416
thanks for the suggestions so far they will all be in the video

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>>>94412
>>>94413
>>>94416
>thanks for the suggestions so far they will all be in the video
gem gem gem gem

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fuck this editing shit takes forever
all of this for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES of footage i think im overediting
but i do really like how it turned out so far i think its pretty funny imo
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heres a few confessions i decided not to use (or i might idk)

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>>94416
>Lil watermark was a soyteen
Marge

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accidental sage

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>>94385
Damn. Now I wish I gave a confession earlier(evendoe strawpage is vibecoded raisin and it probably would have rejected my messege anyway like it always does)

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>>94439
Geg. God bless.

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fuckk all the images itt were deleted but im still working on the video

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>>94439
Bvmpy dvmpy

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Bvmpopino cappvccino

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>>94499
You got this β€˜teen

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I can't see any of the old images - or thumbnails because of the server transfer
>neutralshitty.webp

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>>94499
is it done yet

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OP are you there bro?

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it's slowing down…

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up
<unoreango

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Up
<oringal content

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bump
<unorignal content

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I saw 'p once when I was 10

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I have an issue with abusing stimulants and opiates. I function relatively normally in life so far and no one from my circle knows but I worry im going to keep getting worse and worse and that ill waste my life and any potential I have, dissapointing and losing everyone who has ever cared for me and that ill become a total failure

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>>94219 (OP)
i be 'apin

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>>96841
How old are you? Like teens, late 20s? When did you start and how did you even get access to drugs?

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>>96926
Im around 20 and it all started fresh out of middle school. I didn't have alot of good friends and was pretty socially awkward and isolated, was depressed due to a bad home life and my dad was an alcoholic. I met these people who introduced me to alcohol and smoking, they had some prior experience in using drugs and theyd talk about it and it kind of normalized the idea in my mind even though I never did more with them than smoke weed. I also felt good and happy and social after alcohol, so I thought why wouldnt other substances do similar? I realized when I was a bit older that I could get OTC codeine where I lived, so I went to a pharmacy and started buying it. I felt a deep comfort that ive never felt before that was so foreign to me at the time. It all started snowballing from there, once a month would become more frequent after a while, id been steadily building a tolerance during that time so id gradually take higher doses. One of my family members had some reocurring pain and was perscribed tramadol which I regretfully stole some of but rarely used until now since ive jacked up such a tolerance that a pretty high amount of codeine no longer gives me that same comforting feeling it did when I was younger (infact, I barely feel anything at all now when I take it) and less experienced, so I use tramadol sometimes and it kind of takes me close to that but Im sure if I continue like this a bit longer ill probably end up progressing to worse ones. with stimulants i was actually perscribed some for ADHD but whilst i was out of the above i ended up taking them in a higher dose and administered them in a way I wasnt supposed to and it became sort of a habit. Everything I abuse is off perscriptions or readily accessible where I come from. Ultimately I brought this onto myself and I really have no one to blame for this other than me. I want to quit but for some reason I cant get myself to right now even though i know that a future for me will be quite bleak if I keep going about things the way I do.

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>>97119
>>96841
my ID is different but im the same poster if its not pretty obvious

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>>94219 (OP)
I feel like I'm improving, but not fast enough.
I'm fixing that, beating my old self, but then I start to feel like this again.
My worst enemy is me. My best friend is me. I feel distanced from my body and mind. I feel hidden reality, sometimes I can see it, I'm trying to help others to see it, but over year's I understood that its not possible. Very few can see it. I'm trying to share with what I see in it, but human words cannot properly describe it, I'm trying to animate it with digital tools. So others will finally understand what I'm seeing.
I'm trying to help others to improve, but I need to do it better. I feel like I will fail to save others if I won't become better, but bar moves higher all the time. I cant properly rest, I can't properly sleep, I'm getting haunted by nightmares which I'm completely desentized to. I feel like I'm running from train in a tight tunnel and it keeps speeding up. I must not fail people around me. I must and I will keep going.
I must save as much people as possible from what is about to happen in 2030-2035. They want us dead. I will try my best to not let them do that, even if I'm most likely to just get killed like just another whistleblower. People will get angry, then they will meme about it and move to next algorithmic trend. They will not think and they will forget, again.
I know that people will keep hiding and pretending that everything is fine, so I will do it myself.

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Up
<unorego

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>>94439
Uppy Guppy



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