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Thread for dating

Post dating adverts for yourself ITT

Posting here bc this is seemingly the only board that would take a thread like this seriously.

I will post my own advert sometime soon, probably tomorrow

I wish you all the best of luck.

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BTW when trying to advertise yourself actually describe yourself, dont just say some shit like "foids hit me up i live in (insert area here)." But obviously dont accidentally dox yourself GEEEEEEEG

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>grooming central
great idea retard

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>>93128
marge what are you talking about

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dating somephono from this site was the biggest mistake i made, i wish the best for u guys doe but be careful nusois dont ignore red flags and make sure they are genuine about you and all that wholesome stuff

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No point. I am unloveable, and everyone is below my standards.

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>I am unloveable

Unless you are a literal psychopath, i highly doubt that.

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>>93130
>dont ignore red flags and make sure they are genuine about you and all that wholesome stuff

Very true. I wish you all the best as well.

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They're calling it the most 'Cord thread in Sharty history.

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Im not gay so theres no point in posting myself here

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>>93130
>dating an foid you met on the sharty

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NUSOIS….. YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELVES

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>>93139
>an foid
kill yourself retarded nigger

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if you ever get the chance, take it. hesitation is defeat, you can improve your odds drastically by looksmaxxing (if you're overweight, hit the gym. if you have deformities in your face, hit the plastic surgeon).

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>>93142
>Hitting your plastic surgeon with a hammer so he gives you lefort 67

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/qa/gem move this it'll do numbers

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go back to der 'cuck, all of you need to go back

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>>93139
i am the an foid doe but trve…dont date niggas from the sharty unless they are like super dreamy and nice o algoevera

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>>93144
aryans do dis

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>>93124 (OP)
no women on the site bruh, dead upon arrival

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tourist from pol what the fuck is this board geeegggg

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>>93179
Used to be better trvst me

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>>93124 (OP)
this thread was posted by a hideous dark brown 5'2 bangladeshi transsexual with a micropenis btw.

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>>93181 1e0i213210i
just a small leak

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I'm a retard psychopathic ESL roach and I'm 40 with early onset dementia. I've never had a job and have been living off family ever since I was expelled from school age 12.
Ladies please control yourselves one at a time.

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>>93130
>dating somephono from this site was the biggest mistake i made, i wish the best for u guys doe but be careful nusois dont ignore red flags and make sure they are genuine about you and all that wholesome stuff

If this is you I have an obsession with you and I feel like I can’t be fully happy if you’re not there so I try everything to try get you back and tried everything to get you to talk to me more. I started spamming you with friend requests a couple days ago because I was reminded of past negative experiences and I felt like I needed to stop being a single loser to feel like I am good enough; also you’re messages made me happy.

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>>93141
its on purpose retard

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>>93192
shut up bitch

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>>93197
yeah we know its extremely gay and only niggers and normgroids say it

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>>93197
That's why I made that post retard

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>>93192
if you are that cunt, then kill yourself unironically, waste of oxygen.

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>>93211
>if you are that cunt, then kill yourself unironically, waste of oxygen.
Why?

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I dont seek or go out of my way for anyone. I sometimes sit here and think about it. I find it that I seek to be alone at times. I am happy with the gift of singleness from God. I am going through a storm, a spiritual battle. I hope one day I'm spiritually restored, see if I am prepared. I rather sacrifice for Christ than lose all. If I never lose it. Be it. If I never date. Be it. I do have interests but then xhe would be the odd duckling in the swamp. Xhe's not even real. And reality… I am never truly alone with Christ. I must log off now and truly start trying to walk this narrow path now.

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>Im happy with mi!


so heckin wholesome

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>>93129
this thread is going to be grooming central
jsid

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Rape everyone and leave

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hey buddhist pedonigger.

i know where you can find your latest e-GF! you'll get your real-life autistic middle easterner e-GF! go @ turkmoder on /pol/ faggot

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>>93252
i know you're the fucking albertan

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>>93256
i know you're brown and gay.

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"girlfriend" requirements:
-white or asian
-18 to 23
-slightly underweight or healthy bmi(not fat)
-5'2" to 6'1"
-moderately attractive at least(5.5+)
-small to medium size breasts
-intelligent
-logical(not extremely emotional)
-atheist/agnostic
-slightly autistic
-mature
-NO childish special interests(cartoons, anime, silly cars, misc. troonslop)
-less than 5 plushies owned(0 is preferred)
-not extroverted
-preferably social anxious to some degree
-wants children eventually
-speaks english
-empathetic
-heterosexual
-interested in politics, history, and science
-not far left or far right(preferably centrist to some degree)
-biological female
-no major harmful genetic disorders
-no major health issues that significantly reduce lifespan
-doesnt use tiktok
-doesnt use instagram*
-doesnt use snapchat
-generally not a braindead trend following ultraconsumerist goy
-not suicidal
-not self harming
-less than 4 previous boyfriends(0 is preferred)
-preferably virgin but not a major issue if isnt
-preferably has few friends
-emotionally intelligent
-not argumentative(in a malicious/angry way)
-likes animals but not obsessive
-in trade school or college or has a degree
-financially intelligent


Is this all reasonable?

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>-atheist/agnostic
>-NO childish special interests


nusoi i…..

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>>93264
geg nusoi you just want the most normgroid pipe dream foid ever

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>>93260
fuck you dont say that about him you dick ur not funny u piece of shit

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>>93264
what do YOU bring to the table

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>>93264
this is reasonable but you will never find someone like im sorry

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>>93264
>-small to medium size breasts
>my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery
>-not far left or far right(preferably centrist to some degree)
brown
>-atheist/agnostic
brown
>-less than 4 previous boyfriends
cuck

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>>93274
eslGOD

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I dont like being specific because i wanna broaden the amount of women i could get with to maximize chance of meeting the one perfect match
Same vice versa, i wouldnt wanna or couldnt date a woman who have specific requirements that rules out me because thats just what it does
This whole specific needed things is kinda entitled and it treats love like a grocery list or some checklist like its a transaction while love is supposed to be just 2 individuals liking each other in reality and not some stupid abstract list

But that doesnt mean there cant be preferences
My preferences would be
-slavic
-eastern orthodox christian(must cuz by religion im required to marry christians AND atheism just leads to nihilism to hedonism to whoredom)
-likes the video games i play
-can have very good conversations and enjoy talking to
-honest about their world views, honest about who they are because ill be honest about who i am and what i believe in, and they have to reciprocate this
-goals in life
-similar hobbies
-not be some suck up and is an independent human being who calmly reasons but not screams and argues over disagreements because disagreements will always happen in life
Well thats it, its more a sphere rather than some checklist

Im well aware there are no women here at all, this is just to write out my fantasy and my dream woman so i can use this as a fuel for motivation or something

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>>93353
another important thing to add
is honest about her imperfections, wants to change and 2 people being together to fix their imperfections is pretty beautiful and effective, like she could admit to being addicted to scrolling or to vapes or whatever and is willing to change
Modernity makes us all into addicted degenerates, including me, im addicted to some dead site about bald men with glasses who consume soy products

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>>93264
no tiots fucking reasonble in the big 26 you fuckign entitled chud you shoudl date me, a raosgtie who iwill batabexx you fucking entitled peices of shit chud kys kys ,syk kskys kys ia haste yuou i fuciinng hate you

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If there are any canadian foids that live in ontario and aren't obese reply to me and we can see how things go.

requirements:
-don't be obese (If you are we can just be friends)
-be comfortable with certain drugs

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>>93465
It is COMPLETELY reasonable. I'm sure if I just wait patiently my soul mate will come along.

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you guys do realise how unlikely it is that this will work
>foid has to use /r9k/ (male dominated board with less than 100 pph on a very good day)
>foid has to see this thread
>foid has to live near you
>foid has to actually want to meet up with you
I don't blame you for trying but don't be sad when no foids reppie you

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>>93468
hey what part of ontario are you from

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>>93522
I live near london, wont say exactly where for obvious reasons.

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>>93489
stupid fuckng chu i fujkng hate yo usEtTLE FOR ME NOWWWW

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anyphono near the twin cities in minnesota?

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>>93534
ok i am a dude btw

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I have blond hair, Im black, Im 400lbs lightweight, Im 5'3 and 2 inches hung, I hate on porn and call everything pedophilia while I goon on my second monitor

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I hope you dumb niggers know that the very few females that will ever see this thread are probably underage and currently dating multiple satanists on a furcord right now

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>>93738
fuck off glownigger i know what youre trying to do

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The majority of foids that enter third positionist spaces are very mentally ill and immediately turn to o9a, groom kids, poon out, larp, etc

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>>93755
they're probably brown too geg

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>>93755
>>93758
>im a nusoi in this ver

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>>93755
This is true, but the spaces themselves are pretty aggressive towards women and push them to pooning or larping.

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>>93769
tsmt, 99% of moids here are either gooners or hate women anyways

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>>93741
Well I guess we can be friends if you want how old are you. Or do u even wanna be friends

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op here. gonna post my own advert soon.

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>>93755


>assuming everyphono on der shardee is third positionist

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>>93508
We are aware our chances are low.

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>>93797
Yeah not everyone is a third positionist but the site is seen as "far-right" and even those who arent actually third positionists will act like third positionists because that is the culture of the site.

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>>93755
this is true for any far-right space. theyre all at the very least attention-seeking whores and many of them do the things you listed

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>>93771
thats why every foid on here is mentally ill. no self-respecting, mentally stable woman would willingly subject herself to this site.

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>>93796
you're a brown faggot

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I have close to nothing going for me. I am 20, live with my parents, unemployed (have had several jobs before doe,) no real skills other than I'm kind of ok at making music and photography. I'm not ugly but I have really bad OCD and also am autistic so every time I've talked to a female it's gone nowhere. There's probably less than 5 people from Wisconsin using the sharty and even less if we're talking foids but I have no standards other than be a decent person, not obese, and not have a high body count.

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>>93824
'gated nigga

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>>94025
>ebonics
brown
>dating thread on sad male board
and gay.

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ok I never did this because nigger but
2 meters tall ( taller than you )
underweight ( I hope you can cook or bake )
I have a bunch of talents that'll surprise you
I want to spoil you ( With my cooking )
I hope you view kids in a wholesome manner and not an evil one
Just be a similar ethnicity to me, and be happy with how you look in the mirror
Accept my silly humor, silliness is happiness.

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I'm a female but I'm in central asia



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