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Nothing would leave me for fulfilled and satisfied in life than dancing with a girl. The thought of just getting lost in a young girls eyes whilst moving in tandem - willingly and longingly - makes me want to weep. Gripping her hands and swaying about with chemical sparks of what makes up love practically shooting off in any and all direction like a firework. There's something so warped and wrong in the fact that I cannot, and likely will not be ever able to do this. I've been to a singular school dance in my entire life, and I spent the three hours alone sulking in the corner of the venue, all short-lived attempts at getting into the large wealth of students dancing in the center being rejected by my own embarrassment. I have so much love to give and no-one to give it to. Kill me now.

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more* fulfilled. Apologies, had a few to drink. Shitty niggerfaggot jannies won't approve shit in relation to images.

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The most romantic thing imaginable would be to kill myself with a cute girl. I'll never get that and I'll instead die alone in a nursing home after a long miserable life.

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>>90574 (OP)
please dont rant with Spongebob gore as an avatar, no way anyone is going to take (You) seriously

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>>90574 (OP)
I've never danced with one, and I never fucked one until I became unemployed. I don't like this social arrangement, probably something to do with gynocracy, but it is the only one we're going to get.

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>>90574 (OP)
Well you know love is an illusion right? You might as well weep you will never get a high quality massage. The meaning is all in your head, and girls are not capable of genuine love in that way, even if they think they are.

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>>90584
Grim.
>>90585
I know they aren't capable of these things, but damn the mere notion that they can eats me whole. My self-made delusions sting and I need to get a grip. I understand fully your point though.

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i squarrr danced with two of my crushes, and one girl who had a crush on me (she was the wildest). unfortunately i'm an autist so i struck out on all of them

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>>90628
was fun tho

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even though we will be alone forever, at least we are all alone together 'teen

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>>90574 (OP)
wow you're really emotional nigga, I don't understand people like you. dancing literally does nothing, tried it and it's boring imo (or my mind is too logic-pilled and autistic to understand appeal of emotions n shieet)

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>>90574 (OP)
>The thought of just getting lost in a young girls eyes whilst moving in tandem - willingly and longingly - makes me want to weep.
>Gripping her hands and swaying about with chemical sparks of what makes up love practically shooting off in any and all direction like a firework
nusois are using chatgpt to bait now?

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>>90642
kys ugly avatarfag ywnbaw
those aren't even em dashes geg

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>>90642
Trying to write in a somewhat formal and professional manner doesn't make it AI you retard. Apologies for not writing exclusively in lower-case like a brain-dead nigger on Instagram or wherever it is you evidently came from.

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>>90642
neck yourself niggerfaggot retard

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ive held hands with a girl but only through dancing and it really isnt that intimate unless you're doing some 'spic salsa dancing
then again wtf is this autistic fetish with dancing
sonion

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>>90585
>girls are not capable of genuine love in that way, even if they think they are.
Exactly. This is why we should all become gay and bang ourselves. Fuck these foids.

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My school had a Viennese dance, compulsory I would like to note. Very aristocartic and even fun but not of love. Maybe if I liked the girl it would have had that too.

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>>90771
The thought of having sex with a male disgusts me almost as much as the idea of eating poop. Although men really are the only sex capable of true love based on loyalty and sticking with someone at their lowest whereas an foid’s love is based on fleeting momentary feelings and what her lover can provide for her.

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>>90574 (OP)
So this is the serious board? Rofl

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Just plain cringe.
And what will you do after you dance with some mentally stunted bitch?

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>>90574 (OP)
dancecuck lmao

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I hope you know this is incredibly sweet and a lot of women, as from what ive seen, yearn for you. Please just put yourself out there dear, okay? I believe in u

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Bro is a pedophile



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