/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

I just gooned to neutralplier, my name is Ernest Khalimov and here's my story.
I was scrolling on xitter when I came across 'jakked tranny autism hypno caption porn, of course I immediately became erect. It was some literal woo tranime with a 'plier cropped onto the head, and that was enough to give me a raging boner. I jerked off to only that picture for an hour straight until I shot my cum over my phone, my cum is relatively thick (mostly comprised of the liquid, not the sperm) so there's like a layer of plasma on my screen.
Of course I'd never lie on the internet, so I put it on my soul that I did this.