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How do I stop cooming in my sleep? I haven't gooned in over 2 months and it's happened twice so far, last time it wasn't that bad but today my whole fucking boxers got stained. Is it gonna stop entirely at some point or is there a way to prevent this?
>inb4 the worms are sucking your dick at night

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>>inb4 the worms are sucking your dick at night

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Good job your penis is working.

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If you really want that to stop, coom. Doesnt mean you should look at porn nigger. Just shoot it in the toilet or something idk. Get rid of that excess. Otherwise that happenes.

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niggers who do no fap unironically have penises that dont work. you should be worried if your cock has been dry for a whole year lmao.

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I looked it up because it was pissing me off too and the one that seems to help is if I don't roll over onto my stomach in my sleep

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>>88345 (OP)
Having nocturnal emissions (Ejaculating at night) is completely normal, in fact, that is a sign of being an aryan with so much sperm in balls that your body simply cannot store it so it has to remove it automatically. Keep going, after some time you wont feel it.
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DON'T MASTURBATE, DON'T COOM. NEVER GOON VOLUNTARILY. DON'T.

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the worms are sucking your dick at night

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>>88345 (OP)
You're a retard that is your body cycling out dead sperm in a natural process to keep you from getting nut cancer. If you want to not have nocturnal emissions without gooning have sex often.

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take ivermectin

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>>88376
muh ball cancer

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>>88345 (OP)
good job lil nigga
nutting in your sleep is normal and healthy

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>>88386
Even if you didn't mind you can't really do much to stop it since it's a relatively normal function

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>um, why did my penis ejaculate and function normally? wtf? nofapbros?



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