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I'm sorry nusois but the parasite pill is complete bullshit
>nooo but it healed me and i feel better now n shiet
Drastically changing your diet and emptying your whole stomach will obviously improve things like your cravings for sugar or bloating. People get this by just following a lighter, more healthy diet or fixing their sleep. You don't need to take
<MEGA HORSE DIARRHEA PILL 3000 TOTAL PARASITE DEATH EDITION
to get these improvements.
>but it cured my friggin sissy gay porn addiction or something
You read 50 different posts on the 'arty and some 200 page schizo book all telling you that it would fix your gooning addiction and every issue you have. The placebo worked because what you did was extreme enough for your brain to believe it. And again how do some get out of porn addiction and extreme fetishes without doing all these things?
>there was literally a heckin' wormerino in my pooperino
That's probably not a worm but mucus or undigested food. Your shit looking weird isn't surprising when you're actively trying to cause diarrhea and take random fucking substances.
>IT'S DA FUGGEN JOOOOOOOS
Da joos did many things but this isn't one of them. You're not accessing some forbidden knowledge banned in 109 countries by downloading a pdf written in a completely unprofessional way with a bunch of random pictures and articles thrown together on each page. If everyone has parasites and it causes all the illnesses you can think of then why aren't dead bodies full of them? Someone working in a morgue would see parasites in nearly every body right? And why do some people actually get diagnosed and treated for parasites?
Also isn't it odd that people in the past probably had way more worms than you yet would never think about putting a dick in a man's asshole? Or that LITERALLY the only people in all of history to practice this are image board users with porn addiction and disgusting fetishes? You'd think if it's that big then it would be some censored conspiracy theory believed by at least some medical professionals and normal people. Maybe the cause of your degeneracy is years of watching porn and not magical worms that apparently everyone has because they didnt wash their hands once or something.

Start following a better diet if you feel your gut health is bad. Sleep more, exercise and get more vitamin D if you feel you have no energy. Stop spending all day on your computer if youre a gooner or have mental issues. And most importantly pray to God.

 â„–87170[Quote]

>the parasite pill is some extremely schizo theory
no shit

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>>87170
theres been a rise of people on this board who unironically believe it

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>>87171
I mean a lot of people here are pretty schizo

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>>87169 (OP)
Niggas genuinely believe that the reason they jerk off to gay porn all day is le worms or da joos, and not that THEY are the reason they are a massive faggot. Make some moves to improve your life, stop spending all day indoors, and you might find that you aren't feeling AGP or faggot thoughts anymore. If you still are, consider hanging yourself.
The basic steps to make your life better:
- Go outside. Do it often. Sunlight has many proven benefits, mental and physical, and a lot of our bodily cycles depend on it. You will sleep better, have more balanced hormones, and be less of a miserable little goy if you get some sunlight and fresh air.
- Do some sports. Again, mental and physical benefits. Increases self confidence too. Will make you more masculine.
- Actually talk to people. A lot of people you will call "normies" are also putting up an act to fit in, and might be interesting. If you have real social interactions, you won't be desperate enough to be a faggot online.
- Stop wanking to porn all the time. Stopping 'ooning altogether is best, but at least stop watching porn, that removes a huge chunk of the negative effects.
Needless to say, but also do basic stuff like maintaining hygiene, eating healthy, tidying up your living area.

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>>87174
I'm not personally religious, never felt a calling to it, but if you are extremely deep into faggotry definitely go join a church (a real one, not a gay modern one). They should be able to help you get on the right path.

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>>87174
>Niggas genuinely believe that the reason they jerk off to gay porn all day is le worms or da joos
they are all coping hard

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>>87172
There's nothing "schizo" about being gullible. I myself practiced deworming last year by taking picrel and changing my diet. Long and short, literally nothing happened.

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glownigger thread DNI
7 reppeys, 2 IP's

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>>87183
didnt reply to any arguments award

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MEGA HORSE DIARRHEA PILL 3000 TOTAL PARASITE DEATH EDITION

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>… the parasite pill is complete bullshit

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i still have no idea what it actually is

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>(You) VVILL stop deworming yourselves ev&doe it does not harm your organism

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>xenagons? What are those?
>Hydroxychloroquine factories being spontaneously blown up? Never happened
>Fenbendazole is not safe for humans evendoe it has no side effects whatsoever
>look we have to make sure animals don’t have Fenbendazole in their bloodstream but soaking crops with cancerous glyphosate is totally ok goy
>there is no connection between COVID and aids
>200mg of horse paste is high above the human limit evendoe that’s the standard dosage for every other mammal
>just because humans can’t produce vitamin c doesn’t make our immune system any weaker CHUD
>viruses are not just ribosome package decoys created by parasites to distract the immune system evendoe that perfectly explains why they are not similar to any other domains of life
>no parasites can’t release nagalase to soothe the immune system you schizo
>cancer is not caused by parasites feeding on aerobic glycosis and pushing cells into fermentation mode where they make energy from glucose instead of oxygen damaging their genetic makeup, take the chemo
>toxoplasma gondii is asymptomatic and totally doesn’t affect your epigenetics
>there is no such thing as a parasite that can feminize you by altering your epigenetic makeup
>parasites cannot communicate with each other through a global fungus network evendoe it literally exists
>tapeworms and toxoplasma gondii cannot lay cysts in the brain
>there is no yeast fungus living in your intestine that feeds off of sugars and it definetly cannot spread to the brain
>ancel keys and the sugar lobby totally didn’t fabricate the link between cholesterol and heart disease
>you should eat less animal fats and eat more carbohydrates evendoe parasites hate animal fats and love carbohydrates
>your enteric nervous system which produces 90-95% of your serotonin cannot be influenced by parasitic organisms
>your desires are a totally normal part of your life and you should accept them bigot

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>>87182
never seen that brand before. Clearly ya did something wrong geg what was the exact routine and dosage you did

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>>87234
>throwing around random buzzwords instead of making a logical response

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>sharty/r9k/sluts actually believe that there are hidden invisible parasites that x-rays and autopsies can not find for some reason

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A worm in my belly made me wanted to get fucked up the ass by a bbc

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>>87257
bro an x-ray is used for bones and fractures n shit, do you think worms have spines?
Langley aint sending their best…

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>>87265
If these worms are so common that EVERYBODY who is a faggot gets the advice to deworm, how come literally everyone isn't gay. Worms don't make you gay, and if you have worms, you don't need horse dewormer, get regular deworming medicine, and stop eating uncooked meat with tapeworms in it. Deworm if you think you have tapeworm or ringworm.

If you are a faggot, the worms aren't causing it, (YOU) are. YOU are a massive homo who wants dick up the arse. YOU are mentally raped because of porn addiction or being molested as a child. Sort out your mental issues, and you will find that the worms weren't the cause. The reason it might have worked with your horse medicine, is because you wanted to stop being a fag hard enough. You can stop being a fag by mentally overcoming it, no need for horse medicine.

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>>87266
tsmt, porn rots your brain

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>>87266
Nah bro its the worms making me love the taste of cum, you are brainwashed

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>>87268
what if instead of killing the worms we gave them to the foidim

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>>87266
>I won't prove that worms don't affect your behavior, and you VVILL trust me
Your reppey glows like a lighthouse


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