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true 200IQ r9k robots lie about having a girlfriend for prosperity, status and approachability

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I mean duh, you always are supposed to do this if someone asks you if you have one. Have we not watched enough rehab room?

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>>86532 (OP)
If its a stranger you have little to no care for, lying is the way to go. If they won't ever catch you out theres no reason not to.
If its a friend they will find out sooner or later and that makes you look worse than saying you're single. NEVER say you are a khv doe, always lie and say you have had a girlfriend before, this goes for when you talk to foids too. If you find a girl you like, and you end up getting late into the dating stage and you are sure of her, then maybe you can let her know that didn't happen and you just say it cuz its embarassing otherwise, but never ever say you are single to a girl early on. They like knowing that you are attractive to people and that you aren't desperate, it increases their status to have a desirable boyfriend

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trvke this is why girls hate virgins and why they always try to fuck men with wives

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300IQ r9k robots just tell the truth
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even socrates admitted to knowing nothing

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>>86548
true, but i feel like lying about previously having relationships within your long term relationship is just asshole behavior. you either get caught in the lie or you gotta keep building up on that lie.
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best case scenario is that she just doesnt ask about it if shes asking about your previous girlfriends then yikes.



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