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Azov is the way to go

>>105336
trve. i do have qualms about the optics cucking but ive heard the 3rd asault corps lets you put on black suns and stuff for aurafarming.
btw, anyone else got plans to go thee or advice to give?

If you wanna fight, aura over girls because aura will lead to more girls
>>105337
^

>>105337
what are your goals for joining the military? if you want aura and kill ziggers and to die from a drone then join a ukrainian unit. but if you just want to be in a military and make money then why wouldnt you join the national guard

>>105344
i just wanna kill ziggers and aurafarm, honestly. not too fond of the diyng part but itll probably just be like the sopranos ending where you dont even know what hit you. im defo more scared for the grief id cause some of my family altho i dont rlly like them eitherway.
i dont really want money because, well, i dont know. i genuienly dont see my own future. sailing eastwards to the kievan rus is what my ancestors wouldve done in this situation so thats my idea.
needless to say, my dad isnt a big fan. i mentioned it to him and he started begging me to become a catholic priest instead (im a catholic convert and hes an atheist, lol)
i love my dad but he idk. he should let me do what i want with my life
i also want experience and a good resume with azov for the upcoming racial holy war if it ever starts, or to be dead before having to bare the worse of the NWO

>>105345
also, im 171m in a country with an average height of 1,83. yeah.

bro u r so retarded if u want to go die in a pointless war just go die lol

>>105347
if ukraine wins azov might do a based coup o algo

also i dont wanna serve in a ZOG european army

>>105345
i wouldnt get my hopes up with the race war azov stuff, but if you really want to fight in ukraine for whatever reason just make sure youre physically fit and fine with leaving ur gf and ur family. i know plebbit has a subreddit for foreign volunteers that you can prob find resources and advice in

>>105333 (OP)
You should either stick with your girlfriend or break up if you're insistent on joining the military. I don't know you, but with the information you've given, I think your reasons for joining the military are extremely retarded. If you want to fight the NWO then fighting a Jew vs slightly worse Jew war isn't going to accomplish anything. If you truly care about that cause, then you're more useful alive to contribute to a community directly, spreading information, or living out your LARPing fantasies and pulling off some violent coup. (but don't count on this happening geg). You just seem depressed and that's one of many excuses you've rationalized to justify going to the military so you can die without feeling guilty for it or somehow coming out a better man. Having men that hate you brutally scream orders at you and demand you go into the meat grinder isn't a pleasant or helpful experience. If you truly love your girlfriend then you should stick with her, but like I said, if you TRULY want to do this, which I really don't think you do and you're just rationalizing excuses, then break up and explain that to her.

>>105333 (OP)
Are you a fucking branigger? You really want to die running for your life from a drone being controlled as if it were a video game in the middle of nowhere for the biggest zognation second to the USA, just because le hecking based nazi o algo? You should spend that money on a lobotomy you retard.

Don't go fight, dont be a dumbass. Join that national guard, get out of the shithole that is ukraine and go start a family with your girlfriend instead of leaving her to be molested.

It's the depression talking, trust me. I considered joining the military to go fight lot in my last years of school because i was so sick and tired of it, but now that im out and ive started working it really isnt bad and im glad i didnt go die in a trench. Azov is allowed to put whatever stupid patch they want on their uniform because it doesnt matter when it's torn apart by drones or artillery anyway. If it gets some more chuds to enlist, theyll pander to them.

You might love Ukraine if it's your country but understand it has little future. The economy was already the worst in europe, but if they win it will be choked by debt and will take in jeets to make up for the loss of male population. If the russians win, it will also of course be shit, but in a slightly different way. Its a massive waste of human life where the only thing that wins are the russian military industrial complex, and western (((debtors))).

Dont throw your life away just to aurafarm. You have a girl, you have the ability to start a family. The only people you will aura farm to is niggers on /pol/. Girls dont give a shit if you went off to fight in a war, they never have, look at all the cases of women cheating on their husbands while they were off fighting, or the soldiers treated like shit after the war ended.

>i also want to enlist in the azov batallion
Do not die for fucking (((ukraine))) you retard

>>105366
i guess i want the experience and im a romanticist in a way. But yes i can see how i might be shallow
>>105371
compelling, you do give me things to consider. i do love her more than life itself. maybe ill stay with her instesd

>>105384
Do that. Stay with your girl. In my opinion, combat positions in the military are a way to get rid of excess male populations that have little to live for and would otherwise cause governments problems. Kill a couple thousand of them in a useless nigger war every now and then to reduce cases of clitty leaker mass shooters or whatever. If you have a family, or a reason to live, do not go fight. If you are an incel with nothing to live for, might as well. Its not an ideological war where whichever side wins will drastically change the way the country or the world will be, where if one side wins there could be a major change. Its russian kikes vs western kikes fighting for control of a country to make it their tributary.

>>105349
you're 12 fucking years too late
and it's genuinely jaw dropping that people still think its worth willingly serving any government you're not the winner of the contract because you're edging yourself to the thought that someone dies at your hands (which wont happen because war is way to full of machinery and lack of nature)

>>105384
if you love your girlfriend so much why the fuck would you even contemplate joining ukraine foreign legion?

>gonna turn 18 in a month
>has a girlfriend
>still has a military power fantasy
Are you retarded?