/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

having a job application

>>103872 (OP)
Using any form of popular social media and having a female significant other.

>>103883
you dont have to have a girl to be a normie retard

>>>103883
>you dont have to have a girl to be a normie retard
who needs a fucking foid nowadays

>>103885
But you can't be a non-normie while having a gf

>>103890
you will never have a girlfriend

Using and doing all the popular things and seeing nothing wrong with it. Also you have to be relatively social as well. Normies also tend to have very little real desire to do anything in their life and have been going on autopilot.

So you will scroll normgroid social media all day, you go out with your friends often, you do a job that you never thought about before you started work. You went through all the regular steps in life, so school, uni, work. Now some of them might "see something wrong", but its only surface level and they never do anything about it. So like they will believe social media is brainrot and they dont like their job, but they just laugh about this with their friends at a bar.

Anyone I don't like

>>103907
these are pretty concise and accurate parameters for normiehood

being alive

Here ill be the first to actually give ya a list

Engaging in internet trends.
Identifying with a political group or movement or engaging in politics in general.
Joining a fraternity or sorority.
Engaging in nightlife activities.
Engaging in non-monogamy of any kind.
Complain about first world problems.
Dying your hair bright colours.
Having retarded opinions.
Being liberal.
Chasing a relationship or “trying to keep the relationship alive”
Valuing lust over personality and character.
Scrolling TikTok instead of having hobbies.
Ball Sports. (Female volleyballers get a pass cuz hot)
Trooning out, furries, therians or having pronouns of any kind.
Using Amino or Bluesky.
Playing Roblox, Valorant, Marvel Rivals, GTA, Sports Games or League of Legends.
Playing entirely AAA games and never indie games.
Consumerism.
Finding flowers pretty.
Being performative.
Being two-faced.
Getting offended by racism or things generally considered by society to be offensive.

>>103907
This, normies dont think, normies are computer generated images. They are digitized fill-ins, computer bodies delivering lines to fill the empty space.

>>104302
I’d agree with everything except for complaining about 1st world problems, “muh kids in Africa” argument is a common talking point for normies

>>103907
Don't forget BEING all those popular things. Normies all look the same and make no effort whatsoever to be different from the rest. It's a "once you see it, you can't unsee it" thing.

>>104302
I'm disagreeing with some of these.
>Having retarded opinions
I'd say its a little different than that. Its having retarded opinions, only because another normie suggested it. Chuds also have retarded opinions, but they will fight for them eve&oe nobody likes them.

>complaining about first world problems
Depends if they are treating it as a first world problem, or if its something retarded. Its fine to complain about your public transport being slow or having faggotry in your entertainment, as long as you don't treat it like starving to death. Trannies and faggots notably fail at this, they really do think that not having the right to groom kids is the same as being hunted down and shot.

>finding flowers pretty
I have no clue why you even added this here

>playing the popular vidya
I doubt any normies play league, it is too loserish a game for any of them to bother with. Only obsessed spergs play it. GTA isn't too bad, unless it is one of 2 games you play along with the yearly sportsball. If you regularly play nigger simulator its a normie activity. Just going through the story is fine I'd say.

>>104355
>>finding flowers pretty
>I have no clue why you even added this here
it's true doe

>>104355
>sorry for the heckin' reddit spaces
>>104352
>>104348
Yeah, normies don't put any effort into it whatsoever. I'd say they act off instinct, like an animal. Spergs can do the same actions to fit in but you have to learn it and put effort in to do so, what psychologyfags call "masking". I'm a sperg and I can normally find other spergs pretty easily, theres subtle aspects like facial expressions which are telltale factors. Eye contact is probably the most obvious one that even normies pick up on.
>>104356
Is finding things pretty normie behaviour? I don't see anything wrong with finding nature pretty.

>>>104302 (You)
>I'm disagreeing with some of these.
>>Having retarded opinions
>I'd say its a little different than that. Its having retarded opinions, only because another normie suggested it. Chuds also have retarded opinions, but they will fight for them eve&oe nobody likes them.
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>>complaining about first world problems
>Depends if they are treating it as a first world problem, or if its something retarded. Its fine to complain about your public transport being slow or having faggotry in your entertainment, as long as you don't treat it like starving to death. Trannies and faggots notably fail at this, they really do think that not having the right to groom kids is the same as being hunted down and shot.
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>>finding flowers pretty
>I have no clue why you even added this here
>
>>playing the popular vidya
>I doubt any normies play league, it is too loserish a game for any of them to bother with. Only obsessed spergs play it. GTA isn't too bad, unless it is one of 2 games you play along with the yearly sportsball. If you regularly play nigger simulator its a normie activity. Just going through the story is fine I'd say.

Fair enough solid arguments for your points. The flowers thing is well, I don’t have a problem with people seeing nature as beautiful, it is, it is that flowers are played up so much by normies as this amazingly profound thing but they really are not, its like crying over the color yellow because its generally associated with happiness. Therefore, flowers are normie bullshit in my opinion.

>>104473
Oh ok, that makes sense. I find flowers pretty but I would find a cool mushroom or a fern to be equally pretty. It is definitely a normie behaviour to try to make what you feel sound more complicated than it is. You can like a flower because of its colour or shape, you don't need to justify it with a paragraph of SNCA about its meaning as a gift and the significance of its colour as a feeling.

Made me think of another normie behaviour: Trying to justify every and any action with some larger meaning. Moon cycles, astrology, excessive explanation in general. A giga can just say no if they are invited somewhere and don't want to go. A normie will shit out an essay about how something came up and they would love to go but they can't because blah blah blah