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Today marks day 1 of spraying lidocaine on my penis to numb it and remove sensation from it preventing me from mastrubating and thus removing the reward of orgasm my brain associates with hentai /porn. This way after a few weeks of numbing my boners when I normally would mastrubate to hentai my brain will naturally reset and my porn addiction will be cured forever.

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>giving yourself erectile dysfunction to stop jerking off

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>>103132 (OP)
I saw something on 8kun about flexing your inner thighs in order to draw blood flow away from your penis. It usually works for me.

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>>103135
I learnt something similar on plebbit years ago when i was still a teen. If you flex your leg muscles the blood will go to them. Its very convenient if you get a boner outside, you can lose it without having to rearrange your dick in your pants. If youre at home, frankly just ignore it and walk around a bit, it will go away.

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I used to start doing pull-ups whenever I got a random boner that lasted an annoying amount of time. It worked really well

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yo dick gon fall off vruh 🤣🤣🤣

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>>103138
Just maturbate that makes it go away

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>>103132 (OP)
that's too extreme, deworming is better

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>>103132 (OP)
>Tries to quit porn
>By looking at porn

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That's extremely retarded, please don't do that. You'll still feel the urge to masturbate anyway. Believe me, I suffer from death grip syndrome myself and can't orgasm, but my libido stays the same.

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>>103698
coomerGODS i kneel

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>>103135
I can be mentally horny without having a boner. Does that mean I'm trans?

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>>103784
It means you need to stop being fat and exercise more.

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Please stop this, why would you voluntarily castrate yourself in order to just stop watching porn? You’ll regret it later in life when you want to settle down. You have a a mental illness you need help.

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