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Today, some American Christian missionaries approached me. They were white, pretty good-looking, and spoke incredibly good German considering they had only lived in Europe for two years. I had a great convo with them. They invited me to meet up some time. Should I? I’m really bored and I think these guys are cool tbh. Maybe I could use some Christianity and spirituality in my life to help stop me from gooning and rotting in my bedroom, and hopefully help me find a cute Christian gf instead of getting into situationships that always end up turning into shit.
>inb4 muhh kys fakecel
Stfu faggot these situationships were fucking awful

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100% you could improve your life a lot through christianity

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muhh kys fakecel

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>>101479
nygger

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>>101478
thanks chud

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100% go for it. Jesus helps

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What type of Christian doe

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>>101494
Damnnn, they seem to be Mormons. Is that bad? No idea if that's some kind of sect, too lazy to look it up. That's their website btw:

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/?lang=eng

 ā„–101512[Quote]

do you have fat bitches in germany?

i want to miscegenate with german SISAS op pls answer

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>>101477 (OP)
Do it because Christian win

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>>101504
mormons are niggers that believe america was the original holy land (based), black people are cursed by god (double based), and i think they still have a kill on sight policy for all redskins in utah (triple based). al>THOUGH their "prophet" is just as credible a maphammed and the sect is keeps a short leash on its believers, also their beliefs are COMPLETELY and UTTERLY heretical and contradict the common understanding of the bible (namely the trinity if i remember correctly, among other things) that i dont remember or care enough to research for you. go for it if you want but if you dont just go to a mosque or wherever you krauts worship at nowadays

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>>101477 (OP)
keyed op

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>>101504
Stay the fuck away from them then, Mormons are a cult on the level of Islam. They're considered heretical by every reasonable Christian sect and were founded by a pedo who married like 50 women, many of which were teenagers. These people will wrap you up into their weird cult and will harass you if you try to leave. I'd encourage you to do some research on them because they've been involved in a ton of weird shit and their religion makes zero sense

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>>101516
They used to believe stuff like that about niggers but they dropped it after society decided it was heckin raycist, more proof that their religion is bullshit. Also they support mass migration to America because they love le heckin wholesome refugees

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>>101512
not op but yes a good bit of german women are big i dated one once

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>>101504
>Mormons
dont become a mormon nusoi. I think you can still be friends with the dudes you spoke with but theres a real possibility they might shun you if they realize you dont want to join or you speak against their cult.

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yes OP be a Christian but not a Mormon Christian doe

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>>101526
nice. how brown do you have to be to get a free visa and a license to rape white women in germany?

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>>100000 (OP)
unrelated

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90% chance theyre mormons dont trust them

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I see some missionaries in my neighborhood regularly, Mormons as well, I've thought about it approaching them but likely won't

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>>101512
OP here I'm swiss and yeah there are some bad fat bitches

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>>101524
Sad I thought they were cool and tbf they actually are. After watching a few videos about mormonism, I honestly can't wrap my head around how these guys can believe in it bc they seemed so intelligent. That said, I'd still love to make some Christian friends. I've never been to church before since I was raised by an atheist single mom



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