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how do i get a social life as a horny lonely sperg with 0 friends and spends all his time at work writing snca code

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dont everyone will push you away

spend your time on hobbies and on imageboards it worked for me other people are and always will be assholes

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>>100448
i'm lonely and horny doe

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>>100447 (OP)
try to find a community with people with similiar interest. What is your code about/ what for?

 â„–100452[Quote]

interests* esl babble award

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>>100451
industrial robotics, it's cool and perhaps the only saving grace of what's going on in my life rn

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>>100453
robotics…. aryan, it seems you could easily get a job doebait im not knowlegable enough to be certain

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>>100450
you only care about loneliness due to society it doesnt work

also stop being horny and do hobbies

 â„–100456[Quote]

>>100454
it is my job lol

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>>100455
"due to society"
meaningless words be more specific

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>>100454
wait i misread u do work geg. have you met anyone you get along with at work maybe?

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>>100458
no not really. i've worked here 2 years and not done anything outside of work with anyone or anything.
i'm also barely 22 and they're all older than me by a reasonable amount. i'm also an immature retard from not going to university

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>>100457
SOCIETY WANTS YOU TO HAVE FUCKING FRIENDS AND BE A MINDLESS NIGGER DRONE TO DISTRACT YOU FROM HIGHER PURSUITS

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>>100460
higher pursuits like what? jerking off to yiff? retarded nigger

 â„–100463[Quote]

Youre literally me wtf lets be friends

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>>100461
be a philosophical groid

you know what nigga im going to rape you instead how about that dumbass nigger

 â„–100465[Quote]

>>100459
you are selftaught in robotics… also aryan how does that even happen doe, to an extent where you can land a job. there is probably a forum somewhere for people with similiar backgrounds

 â„–100466[Quote]

>>100463
how literally?

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>>100465
i'm a c++GOD, you can get your foot in many cool jobs without specific experience just by being good at c++ alone. I didn't have specific robotics experience until i sent an email and got this job

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>>100468
why would you use that archaic nigger coal

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>>100464
i would let a cutie rape me but only if xheyre cute doe

 â„–100471[Quote]

>>100468
makes sense. maybe try to get in touch with the >>100463 reppey guy

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>>100469
issa gem and the only reason i have a job that isn't 100% ropefuel (instead only 75% ropefuel)

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>>100466
I do all this except I code vidya instead of robots and I'm a NEETgod

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>>100470
I have a beer belly im going to rape your tight asshole

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>>100473
>videogame coding
>no job
adds up.
what cuntry are u from?

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>>100475
no job by choice doe & somewhere in europe. U? It's not burger hours yet is it?

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>>100477
no i'm a sperg not a burg.
from england

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>>100477
also apustaja <3 frogGOD

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>>100479
im there sometimes actually, but only in the shit hole which is London geg. I always keep my windows open at night because the foxes make le funny noise.

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>>100481
london not even england anymore. Curse the multiracialism kikes

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>>100482
Yeh it was noticable nicer when I was a caca. Still, the tube is actually good and atleast its not a tourist disney land like Rome.

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>>100482
would you even ever go there?

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>>100484
i have some family there but i dont think i will ever go there

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>>100485
even knightsbridge which is supposed to be fancy is completely bought up by arabs and looks liek a dystopia scene.

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>>100485
I've never seen true bongland doe except for the tank museum if it even counts

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>>100487
get yourself in some nigger-free english countryside

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OP stop jerking your twp to dogs and get a dewormer

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>>100489
sounds like a good soyfren adventure

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>>100492
already read this a niggerillion times on tha '9k u don't need 2 tell me

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>>100494
true tru

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>>100496
Yolo? Do you have 'elegram or a cord?

 â„–100501[Quote]

>>100500
email me a bit about yourself to fren.payday002 at passmail.net and i'll decide if you are gemmy fren or not

 â„–100886[Quote]

It's like drawing, keep fucking up until you figure it, And don't smell like a redditor



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